love*metal wrote:Proberly still posting in this thread.
After a nationwide six week search; your wife/s and 12 children will remember you were last seen at a metallica concert. Your remains will be found sandwiched up against the metal railings at the front, apparently the victim of a tragic mosh killing....
People who smoke way to much are funny, and always have the best stories. People who smoke only a little can function as regular citizens, and are not affected by it. Its the people who smoke to much, but not way to much who piss me off.
BRMBug wrote:Over there
...pinned under a pile of antique furniture bought from ebay in his home. Fortunately this happened at easter and BRMBug was carrying armfulls of chocolate at the time his antique cabinets collapsed upon him. He has been able to survive for the past six months on the festive candy and his own urine. The people of Texas are confused as to his whereabouts; some claiming his house was built on an ancient indian burial ground and that it has swallowed him up. Weird sounds can be heard upon entering the living room that seem to support this theory...something that sounds like 'I'm under here you idiots!' and 'Why don't you retards look under this pile of broken furniture?' He is survived by his wife who remains deeply confused.
I'll just say she's somewhere in England, living out a quiet, mundane life.
Just like weetbix... except queer
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