"If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris."
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The devil wasn't anrgry about this however. He appriciates irony, and says he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday.
Chuck Norris once Roundhouse kicked so fast that his leg broke the time barrier. It went back in time and kicked Amelia Earheart's plane out of the sky.
EDIT: That was at Corbin.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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