Post a random Chuck Norris fact

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:32 am

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:22 am

BRMBug wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't need Burger King. He can have it his way anywhere he damn well pleases.


Chuck Norris is suing Burger King because they wouldn't give him a Whopper wrapped in Barbed Wire and set on fire. He insists it's his way.

If you misspell Chuck Norris on google search, it does not say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?", it simply says "Run while you still can".
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:18 pm

How random and ironic. The Total Gym ad happens to be on right now.
Oh, I don't have a fact. I just wanted to point out that that ad happens to be on while I'm on this thread.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:07 pm

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:43 pm

love*metal wrote:If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


ARGGH! You beat me to it!

iTunes pays Chuck Norris 99 cents to listen to a song.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby SuperMaids » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:44 pm

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Enough said!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:47 pm

If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's beef.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:14 am

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:24 am

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:05 pm

That was terrible.

Chuck Norris could charm the pants off a snake.
Ok, I'm just making up nonsense at this point.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:27 pm

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I love that one. :lol:
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby SuperMaids » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:50 pm

Nietzche; God is dead
Chuck Norris; No I'm not
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:01 pm

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:35 pm

Next to Chuck Norris, hockey's Broad Street Bullies (the '74-75 Philadelphia Flyers) look more like the Broadway Ballerinas!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:27 am

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
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