Post a random Chuck Norris fact

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Freddy Fittler » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:14 am

Chuck Norris' s**t scares flies away!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:47 pm

Chuck Norris can create or destroy energy.

It might appear like energy can only be changed from one form to another, but as the first law of Chuck-o-dynamics states, that's only because he already destroyed all the stuff he doesn't like before he, in his infinite wisdom, created the universe.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:03 pm

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm

Chuck norris is the end.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:26 pm

Chuck Norris ran over your cat.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:32 pm

CHUC NORIZ CAN UZE CAPITOL LETTERZ WHEREVAR HE WANTZ AND SPEL STUF ANYHOW HE SEZ IT, COZ GRAMMAR IZ HIZ BITCH!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:48 pm

Chuck Norris killed Kenny.

I wouldn't call him a bastard though.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:01 pm

Chuck norris can travel faster than the speed of light, go back in time to the day he was concieved, beat the crap out of his "dad" for touching his mum's woo-woo dilly, then rape her up the ass, to make her pregnant with him, and still not cause any time paradoxes. Or be a pervert.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:08 pm

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, 'cause Chuck Norris is in Oklahoma.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:18 pm

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:14 pm

If Cuck norris jumped in the sea, he wouldn't get wet. The sea would get Chuck.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:28 pm

Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:31 pm

Chuck Norris could spam this forum, and not get banned. :P
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:35 pm

Chuck Norris can write a fan fic on this forum and NOT keep it clean.

Chuck Norris can make stickys.

Chuck Norris CAN ask about sending scripts to M n' T.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:43 pm

Chuck Norris knows when season 6 is out in the UK.

Chuck Norris can have more than 255 characters in his sig.

Chuck Norris can use as many smilies as he wishes.
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