Post a random Chuck Norris fact

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby love*metal » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:58 am

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby SouthParkSoul » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:05 am

Chuck Norris once sat down after a high fiber meal, the resulting crap was given the name "Chef". All the sexuality, all, all the size, and even the magical singing voice.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:38 am

Chuck Norris can pwn us all just by logging on!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Wagz52 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:53 pm

If you can see Chuck Norris,Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris you are seconds away from death.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:27 am

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:21 am

The best part of waking up is not Folger's in your cup, but rather the fact that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:17 am

^ I like that!!

Chuck Norris does not need to listen to music. He makes his own just by beating people up.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:17 am

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:23 am

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:44 am

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby SouthParkSoul » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:28 pm

Every attempt to make a chuck norris video game have failed, because the designes decided a game where your kill count was four million after one hour of play wasn't going to be much fun.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Sizzling Lynn » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:42 pm

I heard that the Boogeyman has Chuck Norris check his closet every night.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:33 pm

While Pee Wee Hernam was condemned for masturbating in public, Chuck Norris was praised.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:39 pm

They say Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cries.....
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:19 am

Chuck Norris was originally going to be a secret character in Street Fighter 2, but there were 2 problems:
1)Once you got to him, he would kill you just by looking at you, preventing you from even moving towards him
and 2)If you used a cheat code to play as him, the game would implode, because no one controls Chuck Norris, not even a tiny digitized one.
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