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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:45 pm

Chuck Norris can have img codes in his sigs.

The reason the avatars disappeared is because they were hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:06 am

Chuck Norris can have as many multiple accounts as he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to search before he starts a new topic.

Chuck Norris can double post...or else!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:42 am

Chuck Norris was considered to play the Doctor in Doctor Who, but they wanted to keep the Dalek stories going as long as they can, rather than watch him wipe 'em all out once and for all.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:26 am

Chuck Norris can make elephant genes and pig genes splice.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:58 am

Chuck Norris does have the power to have all the powers he wants, and he still gets to play.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:11 am

Chuck Norris can make Tom Cruise come out of the closet.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:25 am

Chuck Norris can polish a turd, but why would he want to?
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:27 am

Chuck Norris knows what Phase Two is.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:09 am

Chuck Norris can have a platinum-Christian rock band.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:57 am

Chuck Norris can post in a locked thread.

Chuck Norris can post without becoming a registered user.

Chuck Norris can make a new thread in the Hot Topics forum.

Chuck Norris has scored over 1,000,000 points in Guitar Hero, in Single Player, left-handed, on "Through The Fire & the Flames", blindfolded, & with both arms tied behind his back. The game immediately crashed from the sheer excellence before it could call him a fag, saving the universe from destruction.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:38 am

Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Freddy Fittler » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:41 am

Gravity obeys the laws of Chuck Norris
"You like bear mace,icehead?"

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:43 am

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Freddy Fittler » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:05 am

There are 3 certainties in life;
Death
Taxes
& Chuck Norris
"You like bear mace,icehead?"

"A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid."

"Oh no! Not Santa's balls!"

"Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy."

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