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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:27 pm

Chuck Norris wins the "the last person to reply to this thread wins" thread, even though he isn't a person.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:34 pm

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:53 pm

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when they learn Santa Clause isn't real, but when they learn Chuck Norris is.

Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic Tac Toe. In retaliation, Chuck invented racism.

People will cease to die in about 30 years. Why? Because when Death comes looking for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will go looking for Death.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:35 am

Nietzche said; Chuck Norris (aka god) is dead

That's why Nietzche's dead now. Norris killed him a century before he was born.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:53 am

To heck with Kevin Bacon; there should be a Six Degrees of Chuck Norris game!

Now, there is a challenge, people!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:15 pm

I've told this story before (in here I thought), but in High School I worked at a video duplication place at The Studios at Las Colinas. Walker used to film and do pick-ups there. One of my co-workers met Chuck on one of the back lots there. They didn't speak long, or really talk about much. So that's two degrees right there, anyway you look at it.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:32 pm

Chuck Norris could stomp on the Montey Python foot.

^^Glad to see someone's met his human movie-star homosexual alter ego/ evil twin with a stupid beard, btw.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Freddy Fittler » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:48 am

Chuck Norris CAN put foil in the microwave!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:22 am

Chuck Norris proved he CAN touch this by putting MC Hammer in a coma for 3 years.

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:17 pm

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I'd better clean the house up, Chuck'll probably be here in 15 minutes to kick my ass.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:28 pm

^^ Oh my f*cking God!

:lol:
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby superiorsavior » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:51 pm

If Norris wanted you dead for that, you'd have been dead before your finger hit the post button Bug!

Lets see if i live long enough to post this lot

The Big Bang is what happens when Chuck Norris farts. Pollution was invented by Chuck Norris's silent farts.

when Chuck Norris is the only person going one way way down a bussy one way road, he's the only person driving the right way... he's also the only person who'll live through the drive!

Chuck Norris would beat Brian Boytano at skating if Brian were stupid enough to challange him.

Chuck Norris can make a rock even god (aka Chuck) can't lift... by sh*tting.

Chuck Norris can make AHAD frown.

Chuck Norris is the way to the city of woe, the land of a forsaken people and the place of unending pain. Divine Omnipoence, supreme justice and the ultimate intelect raised Chuck, and only those elements time cannot wear predate him. Forsake all hope, all ye who meet with Chuck!

Chuck Norris could make Fred Phelps come as far out of the closset as Tom Cruze.

Chuck Norris can make LA_KING make sense; he could also make a massive slash fan out of him.

Chuck Norris can find A Million Little Fibres funny and get away with it.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:46 am

Chuck fought the law and the...Chuck won!
Chuck fought the law and the...Chuck won!


Chuck Norris is the only one who can win!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:49 am

One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the perferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:52 am

Chuck Norris could kick Bugs Bunny's ass, especially if he should inadvertently (spelling?) say, "Ehhh, what's up, Chuck?"

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