EDIT: That was at Corbin.
How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us.
Lol I wondered if you guys were still around.[/quote:1e153]
Oh man. Someone set us up the bomb. =0
And dude... I'm James. I'll [b:1e153]never[/b:1e153] leave. :B
"Chuck Norris was once in a Street Fighter game. There were two problems, however. 1) Once you got to his stage, he was impossible to beat, because no one can beat Chuck Norris, and 2) If you unlocked him with a cheat code and started a game with him you wouldn't be able to control him, because no one can control Chuck Norris"
-Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
-Only Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
-There was no World War II, Chuck Norris just was looking for his hat.
-Chuck Norris had an idea to sell his own urine as a drink. Today this drink is known as Red Bull.
-Chuck Norris died about 10 years ago, but Death is not brave enough to tell him.
A: Neither one of them should ever have tried to sing the theme song to their own show.
(Chuck Norris facts aside, I personally can't stand him anymore because he's a conservative fundy.)
I GUARANTEE IT.
GEORGE ZIMMER wrote:HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D BEEN HEARING ALOT LATELY ABOUT THE MERITS OF THIS CHUCK NORRIS FELLOW, SO I THOUGHT I'D PAY HIM A VISIT- ZIMMER STYLE. AS I APPROACHED HIS HOUSE, I HEARD A TWIG SNAP BEHIND ME AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THE LEG OF THE ONE AND ONLY CHUCK NORRIS. LUCKILY MY REFLEXES WERE TOO FAST FOR HIM. MY MASSIVE MASCULINE MEAT-PIPE BURST FORTH FROM MY FINELY-TAILORED TROUSERS, ENSNARING HIS LEG WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND ANACONDAS. HIS ONCE POWERFUL INSTRUMENT OF DEATH THUSLY DESTROYED, HE WAS COMPLETELY POWERLESS. I DECIDED THAT THAT UGLY MUG OF HIS WAS NOT UP TO ZIMMER STANDARDS, SO I DETERMINED TO DELIVER A MAKEOVER HE WOULDN'T SOON FORGET. HE BEGAN TO CRY LIKE A KITTEN UNDER A STEAMROLLER AS MY PULSATING PELVIC PILEDRIVER DELIVERED BLOW AFTER BLOW TO HIS EVER-SOFTENING SKULL. AS I FINISHED OFF MY FLESH-SCULPTURE, I REALIZED THAT I HAD FORMED HIS HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF DEVIL'S TOWER. THE SHOCK CAUSED ME TO LET FORTH A FLOOD OF CAUSTIC COD CREME THAT BURNED OFF THAT RIDICULOUS STUBBLE HE CALLS A BEARD. HE'S UNCONCIOUS NOW, BUT HE'LL SOON WAKE UP. HE'S GONNA LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS. I GUARANTEE IT.
CAPS LOCK IS FUN.
* Has been in several ads promoting bible study and prayer in public schools.
* Speaks on behalf of organizations advocating prayer in public schools.
* Has said in his World Net Daily column that evolution does not exist.
* Wants to dismantle the wall of separation of church and state.
* Is George W. Bush's favorite actor.
So yeah, f*ck him. Let's go back to Vin Diesel facts.
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