Post a random Chuck Norris fact

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby King Of Canada » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:59 am

He brought John Lennon back to life just to call him a Hippie and kill him again
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:57 am

He once punched a Cheetah, just to watch it bleed.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:41 am

There is no insurance that protects you from Act of Chuck!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby evilcupcake72 » Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:08 am

Jesus Walks on water, Chuck Norris swims on land
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:13 am

If you should find yourself sued by Chuck Norris, you won't be handed your subpoena. You'll get it shoved up your butt by the Chuckster himself!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Psychotic_Socialist » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:16 am

Chuck Norris is so retarded, he doesn't believe Obama is a United States Citizen.

(I am not joking, he is a Birther.)
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:09 am

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris would STILL be tougher than you!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:57 am

Chuck Norris was the first to beat Robot Unicorn Attack, and then he killed the Robot Unicorn afterward (FAIL)
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:00 am

Chefs use Extra Virgin Olive Oil to cook, Chuck Norris cooks food using Virgins.

Chuck Norris can kill people with their own corpse.

Chuck Norris can make paraplegic people run for their lives.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:24 am

And on the Seventh Day, the Lord did create Chuck Norris, and lo, did He have to wear a wrist bandage for His troubles, though He did grin, Amen.

ALSO: If you ever make a portrait or sculpture of Chuck, the material you use instantly becomes indestructible once finished!
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby BRMBug » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:29 am

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:45 pm

Chuck Norris is the only substance more powerful than Kryptonite.

Superman better watch his back.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:05 pm

Chuck Norris once participated in a round of midget tossing. The midget was last seen passing Jupiter.
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:39 am

Chuck Norris doesn't sweat; his drops fire out of him like bullets!

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