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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:05 am
by kimmyfouge6
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling "Bang!".

- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

- There are no steroids in baseball, only players that Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:20 am
by BRMBug
kimmyfouge6 wrote:- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

XD

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:15 am
by Thunderhorse
~Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

~Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fu(k he wants.

~Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

~Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

~On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

~Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

More when I can remember them.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:58 am
by S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K
Chuck Norris has a third fist under his chin it is said if you dont believe this he will come to you and knock you out

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:55 am
by BRMBug
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:10 pm
by marvel_freak_42
God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Let there be God."

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:55 pm
by Pip Tweek
I'll try..

One time, when Chuck Norris was casually sitting by the lake skimming stones, he picked up a large rock and threw it straight up into the air.

That rock he threw is what we now refer to as "the moon."

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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:22 pm
by marvel_freak_42
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman.

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:22 am
by Pip Tweek
Chuck Norris no longer uses public restrooms as he can't deal with it anymore; every time he craps, he gets a standing ovation.

Chuck Norris once had a job in building demolition. He could make a building collapse from sheer will alone.

The Name "Chuck Norris" is actually an anagram of his REAL name, Chris Crunko.

Chuck Norris once ate a chainsaw - while it was running.

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:42 am
by Thunderhorse
Woohoo! Necro'd!

The people of Islam are pissed. They can no longer promise 72 virgins, only 72 women who have slept with Chuck Norris.

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:12 am
by marvel_freak_42
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:36 am
by BRMBug
Chuck Norris is on the Trillion Dollar Bill, but his presence is so omnipotent, that the paper refuses to accept the ink.

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:53 am
by AngusMcTavish
More Chuck Norris Anagrams!

Run, Chicks, or...

Sir Chuck, Ron.

No such Rrick

Chuck-r-rinos

C, I sink churro

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:02 am
by marvel_freak_42
Chuck Norris uses only one chopstick.

Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:07 am
by AngusMcTavish
Chuck can take down people he doesn't like just by shooting nose nuggets at 'em!