Post a random Chuck Norris fact

[marvel_freak_42]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

[Thunderhorse]

Chuck Norris doesn't need Burger King. He can have it his way anywhere he damn well pleases.

Chuck Norris is suing Burger King because they wouldn't give him a Whopper wrapped in Barbed Wire and set on fire. He insists it's his way.

If you misspell Chuck Norris on google search, it does not say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?", it simply says "Run while you still can".

[BRMBug]

How random and ironic. The Total Gym ad happens to be on right now.
Oh, I don't have a fact. I just wanted to point out that that ad happens to be on while I'm on this thread.

[love*metal]

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[marvel_freak_42]

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

ARGGH! You beat me to it!

iTunes pays Chuck Norris 99 cents to listen to a song.

[SuperMaids]

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Enough said!

[Thunderhorse]

If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's beef.

[love*metal]

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

[marvel_freak_42]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[BRMBug]

That was terrible.

Chuck Norris could charm the pants off a snake.
Ok, I'm just making up nonsense at this point.

[love*metal]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I love that one.

[SuperMaids]

Nietzche; God is dead
Chuck Norris; No I'm not

[marvel_freak_42]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

[AngusMcTavish]

Next to Chuck Norris, hockey's Broad Street Bullies (the '74-75 Philadelphia Flyers) look more like the Broadway Ballerinas!

[love*metal]

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.