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I'd rather be mute. I could always use my fists for talking (or a simple sheet of paper and a pen); I'd die of boredom without music anyways.

I think I already have f*cked up ears from my brother yelling into the other phone line during the first year my boyfriend and I were going out (and talking for hours on end on the phone). It sucks.

Would you rather...

...Have all the money in the world but everyone hates your guts - or - have everyone in the world practically worshipping you at your feet but not have a single cent to your name?

If every one loved me, then some would probably help me out and give me some cash.

Me and my friends ask each other questions like the ones in this thread all the time, I'm a hypothetical question navy seal!

If you could have the power to send your farts through space and time, to anywhere and anytime, how would you use this?

Pause time, stick my butt right in my worst enemies mouth, and fart down his throat.



Would you rather

Be in a room full of killers and be killed,

or

Be in a room full of gas, and be killed?

depends...would the killers aim for my head or gut? and will the gas kill istantly or slowly and painfully? but....I choose killers

would you rather have rabies or have to go to the restroom every 20 mins?

Restroom every 20 minutes.



Break open your head

or

Break your spinal cord?

I'ma say spinal cord since I'm probably half way there already. Es f*ck up your spine, or so I'm told.

Be raped by the Christmas critters, or spend an hour a day torturing Mel Gibson for a year?

No brainer. I'd torture Mel Gibson, but he wouldn't like it.

If you could travel through time and back ONCE, which way would you go - to the past or the future?

Future for sure!

Who would you rather marry out of Paris Hilton or Angelina Jolie?

I'd marry Paris, then divorce her ASAP and get half her stuff.

Would you rather cut off and eat your own nose or have a rat gnaw on your face for an hour?

I'd go with the rat, so long as it doesn't have rabies.

Would you rather...

Spend a week deprived of sleep because of staying up to write an essay and 50 notecards a night for AP History class (I actually had to do this myself last year)...

or...

Spend one day doing 20 hours of hard physical labor until your limbs give out?

Edduyasha wrote:I'd go with the rat, so long as it doesn't have rabies.

Would you rather...

Spend a week deprived of sleep because of staying up to write an essay and 50 notecards a night for AP History class (I actually had to do this myself last year)...

or...

Spend one day doing 20 hours of hard physical labor until your limbs give out?

I'd rather be sleep deprived because I've experienced it during the summer.

Would you rather march in intense heat for an for five hours (with short breaks) each day for two weeks or carry around all the pit crap around for all the football games and wear embarrassing outfits?

I rather march in intence heat for five hours each day for two weeks.

Would you rather sleep in a box filled with all kinds of insects or cut off your own finger?

Decapitate a digit, since it can be re-attached & I hate bugs.

Would you rather die by getting hit by a train or jumping off a building?

I'd most likely die from jumping off a building, but it better be on accident! I don't want to dine in hell with 300 Spartans!

Would you rather wear braces forever or have glasses stapled to your head forever?

I'd rather deal with the braces than having glasses permanently attached to my head.

Would you rather lose your ability to see in color or completely lose your sense of smell AND taste?