The Fight Thread

[Edduyasha]

Here's an old game I used to love to play over on the first forum I've ever been on a few years back. The point of the game is to "fight" the posters in the thread, using any means to kill, mangle, maim, hurt, etc. the others.

There are a few rules, of course:

- Follow general board rules.
- Don't get too graphic, please.
- South Park references are allowed, but try not to drag other random characters/fan-characters/references into it too much.
- Keep profanity to a minimum, if you can...

Let the fight begin!

*twirls a dagger around, ready to throw it at the next poster*

[gtaca2005]

*I'll throw a high-power magnet back at you.*

[SuperMaids]

My dagger'll get sucked towards the high powered magnet, fly right past it and hit you in the head.
Unfortunately the very powerful (and very heavy) magnet hit me in the head, killing me

[Edduyasha]

*I'll throw a high-power magnet back at you.*

*pulls out an Uzi gun and shoots anything that moves on sight*

Ha!

[O'Brien]

*Avoids getting shot at by not moving when in Edduyasha's sight, only to blow her brains out with revolver when she turns away*

[Edduyasha]

Yarrgh...

*comes back from the dead as a zombie*

Brains...must...eat...brains...

*latches onto next poster and starts biting on their head*

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

''i dodge the biting at the head and i whip out a tazor and gets the zombie, the zombie is out cold on the ground as i run out of the zombies sight''

[Edduyasha]

*resurrects from the dead*

Tch. Edduyasha can't be killed so easily, y'know...

*pulls out a garden rake and shanks S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K*

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

''edd realizes she is attacking S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K's clone so she stops then the real S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K attacks her with a axe and chops her apart making it harder for edd to come back to life''

[Edduyasha]

Edduyasha uses the Kenny-like power of mysteriously coming back to life and shows up high in a tree.

*throws a halberd and a few rabid squirrels down to the real S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K*

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

''S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K uses the professor chaos block, then he fires a blast of power at edd thats turns her into a chicken, then i stab edd in the heart ten times with my duel sai's, leaving edd dead so then i tie up her feet together and her hands and throw her in the sea''

[Edduyasha]

Edduyasha uses the Kenny-like power of mysteriously coming back to life (once again).

Gwahaha...

*goes and dresses S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K up as a hippie, gets him tripping on acid, and gets Cartman to shoot him in the head with a sniper rifle*

Take that, you dirty hippie!

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

uh uh uh uh

''before cartman shoots me he realizes that im not a hippie and im on his site trying to kill all hippies and all jews, instead cartman turns to you as from seeing ur signature, he shoots ur head off, and u cant use the kenny come back to life ever again''

[Edduyasha]

In three days, Edduyasha arises again, Jesus-style!

*goes and grinds up S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K's parents and makes it into chili, tricks him into eating it, and he dies of mad-cow*.

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

''edd realizes that she changed the wrong chilli and she ate the poision one and she died and for my parents, what u didnt no that they clones!!''