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emmybee
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Postby emmybee » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:14 am

Hmm. Well, you get cool points for reading a really good book, but I'm afraid that I implanted, uh, mini-bombs between the pages, so when they're opened/flipped, they explode.

So no masturbation 4u, sry!
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Postby Shas'O Marsh » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:18 am

The shrapnel would probably take out my eyes, nose and tongue more so than my hands, assuming the bombs are in the middle.


Le sigh, I'll have to spend a few hours in the ORTM...which is secure and not able to in anyway f*ck up.:P
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emmybee
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Postby emmybee » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:21 am

Ouch. That'd be extremely painful, don't you think?

Well, I'll try not to laugh too hard as you crawl around, blindly, unable to speak or smell.
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Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:24 am

Crap! I'm the only one alive again, and go to bed in a half hour. Come on, some one ressurect themself so I have some one to fight!
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emmybee
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Postby emmybee » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:27 am

You have to go to bed in a half-hour? 'Tis too early!

Okay, I'll resurrect myself. I was supposed to be dead anyway, but we all know I'm sort of a cheater. Only sort of, though.

Let us do battle!
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Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:31 am

I've died like three times now, you can come back to life all you want as long as you have a clever way of doing so.

*I hit you with a blow dart coverd in LSD*
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emmybee
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Postby emmybee » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:33 am

I duck said dart and launch a grenade in your general direction.

(Haa I totally have to take my shower soon. Either that, or go streaking. Something of that nature, anyway.)
CruciFACTION
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Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:37 am

Thinking quickly, I grab a tennis racket and slap it back at you.
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emmybee
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Postby emmybee » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:41 am

I grab a lacrosse... thingy... (racket?), catch it, and quickly lob it in your direction right before it explodes.
CruciFACTION
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Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:45 am

It explodes directly between us, we both get hit with a little shratnal. Because I've been trained to ignore pain I get up and charge you before you get up, Impaling you with my short sword from earlier.
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SuperMaids
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Postby SuperMaids » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:46 am

I kill you all.
You Die.
The End.
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emmybee
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Postby emmybee » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:47 am

Aww... I was hoping we could somehow form a truce. Oh well, I guess, there goes my stomach lining/life.

You officially win... for today. I guess. Since you have to go to bed in 15 minutes and all. And I should really get off this thing before I become completely addicted, ahah.
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Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:50 am

There are no truces here! but I should stop now because I got school tommowrow.
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Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:11 am

CruciFACTION wrote:I should stop now because I got school tommowrow.


Same, but there is no time to rest when there is killing to be done!

*Uses Psychokinetic powers to make CruciFACTION blow his own brains out*
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Postby Edduyasha » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:13 am

Yaargh... My soul awakens to possess...Pickles the Drummer! I'm immune to...stuff.

Wha? The fight grew into a full-blown melee while I was gone?! How could you do this to me?! I run around in anger, stabbing everyone (and a few innocent bystanders) randomly with a pair of drumsticks.
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)

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