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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:36 am
by cheesypoofs857
I cram Edd into a giant pot along with hundreds of giant, pinchy crabs and put it all to boil.

What am I saying?! I'm not even gonna eat it! I also add some crawfish to it.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:40 am
by Edduyasha
Oww!! Crab pincers hurt like crap, y'know! I'm not good for consumption, I'm full of bird flu!

*impales cheesypoofs857 in the head with a pair of skis*

Haha!

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:42 am
by CruciFACTION
As Edd walking away, she feels my bowie knief thrust into her back, "you fool, I had surgeons move my brain to too my left knee five years ago for this exact reason!" I cut out her backbone, beat her with it, and then crack it open and drink the spinal fluids.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:47 am
by Edduyasha
Fallen to death, my body succumbs to the Sickness (no, it's not bird flu this time; it's the Sickness that the band Disturbed tells of), and turns to brutally lacerate you with tooth and claw, the pain multiplied sevenfold from the amount you inflicted on me.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:54 am
by cheesypoofs857
Edduyasha wrote:Oww!! Crab pincers hurt like crap, y'know! I'm not good for consumption, I'm full of bird flu!

*impales cheesypoofs857 in the head with a pair of skis*

Haha!
*water skis upside down and crashes into a FEMA trailer*

Now I shall convert Edd courtesy of Westboro Baptist Church by baptizing her...... in bayou water! And just so you know, it's also our sewer system! PH34R 3.C0L1 4ND B4C73R14!

It's gonna take a month or two for you to die, but you'll still suffer!

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:58 am
by Edduyasha
Blargh! The tainted waters messes with my [i:211e2]Sickness[/i:211e2] demon form and turns me into...a man-eating squirrel!

I devour cheesypoofs857, along with a few innocent bystanders.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:03 am
by CruciFACTION
Edduyasha wrote:Fallen to death, my body succumbs to the Sickness (no, it's not bird flu this time; it's the Sickness that the band Disturbed tells of), and turn to brutally lacerate you with tooth and claw, the pain multiplied sevenfold from the amount you inflicted on me.


Even if are down with the sickness, you're still missing a spine so you just sort of flop around at me until poofs takes care of you. I thank poofs by shoving hoses into her ski wounds, and like Dr. weird before her, I fill her with BBQ sauce!

EDIT: Edd posts to fast.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:10 am
by cheesypoofs857
So, I taste like BBQ sauce? Cool! I conversate with all the people Edd ate until the digestive system does its thing and I wind up on a box of pizza.

What the f*ck were you trying to do, Edd?!

I throw CruciFACTION into a horde of angry, menustrating women.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:15 am
by CruciFACTION
oh that was just on called for, and getting tired so I'll just off myself for now. *shoots head* ooh forgot *shoots left knee and dies.*

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:29 am
by Edduyasha
Well, well...we've got ourselves a dead CruciFACTION and a BBQ flavored cheesypoofs857. How lovely.

*shoves them both in a mulcher and walks away, laughing*

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:37 pm
by CruciFACTION
Wow, now that I'm more awake, I notice all the flagrant grammer errors I made. but I digress.

Somewhere in Nevada, the icon of sin,

a batered body is denied death, to grant it inmasse.


hey TrIcKy brought me back to life! Thanks TrIcKy! And thanks for the short sword and Glock.

Okay, Edd should still be a Demon squirrel, so first I play the Richard Cheese cover of down with the sickness at Edd (Same lyrics, but lounge music instead of Metal) this undose the demon part, now she's just a squirrel.

Next, I run her over, scrape up her little body, Taxidermy it, and trap her soul inside for eternity. She tries to attack, but then is reminded that I replaced her muscles with stuffing.

EDIT: Heres the song I mentioned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvQWpcfIzg8

I don't know what the video is about, but this is the first version I found on youtube, and I couldn't let you use my rhapsody account now could I.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:45 pm
by Shas'O Marsh
As everyone is doing whatever, I toss a grenade into the mix. No one sees it until the last second. By then, it is too late. Shrapnel goes everywhere, tearing apart bodies, cutting arteries, and blowing off limbs.
I walk out onto the field of battle, DE.50, Uzi, and USAS-12 holstered. I have a katana, kevlar, and all manner of protective gear.
"Let's go bitches!" I scream, laughing wildly.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:59 pm
by CruciFACTION
Currently, I'm the only one alive as far as the thread goes, poofs is mulched and BBQ Sauced, and Edd is soul bound to a taxidermied squirrel. I notice the grenade and dodge

I would have loved to fight you earlier, but now I have homework, so until I'm done, have fun with this, *Points to the sky and it starts raining cutlery.*

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:13 pm
by Shas'O Marsh
That's not good.
*Hides behind a anti-cutlery shield of love. Pulls out his DE.50 and shoots you in the back, because things can leave the shield.*

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:31 pm
by CruciFACTION
First, I'd like to state my current circumstances for the record.

-I have two bullet wounds in my head, healed over
-bullet wound in left knee, healed over
-legs were mulched, but have been sewn or taped back together
-the fresh bullet wound to the back, it didn't hit anything important though
-I have a 50 cal. sniper rifle from a couple of pages back
-a Bowie Knief
- and the short sword and Glock TrIcKy gave me

Now I dive for cover, shane thinks the shot killed me. I bandage myself, then fill my mind with the most hateful thoughts I can conjure up, and break through his sheild from behind.

I throw him into all the swords sticking in the ground, breaking off his armor, Before he can collect himself and get up, I empty every bullet in my Glock into his face.