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*Lifts hand to use recently acquired psychokinetic powers*
"I...I can't...do it! Pickles is so cool!"
Whilst having a mental conflict, my spare banana (For emergency purposes only) falls out of my pocket and trips Pickle-yasha, who falls into a bottomless pit. (Revive from that!

"Oops! Sorry Pickles!"

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Next, I fly my helicopter towards Thunderhorse, to his horror, he recognizes it as the Hatredcopter. I shoot him with spite, and he sustains braindamage, killing his powers.
* Having my head blown up dosen't kill me because my brain is not in my head.

I go and possess Toki Wartooth, kickes Thunderhorse in the nuts for trying to kill off Pickles, and chops off CruciFACTION's legs from waist down, thereby cutting him off from the brain in his knee.
Ha!

I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Edduyasha wrote:Ah, but...my soul is too free-spirited for that!
I go and possess Toki Wartooth, kickes Thunderhorse in the nuts for trying to kill off Pickles, and chops off CruciFACTION's legs from waist down, thereby cutting him off from the brain in his knee.
Ha!
Quote Kyle II:
"I'm back!"
I have my entire skeleton laced with adamantium (just like Wolverine from X-Men) and I use my claws to slice and dice everyone in a berserker fury.
BERSERKER!
"The world will know peace when humanity is extinguished."
-- False Awakenings
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So he has some wierd Shaman guy weaken your soul so you can't take over bodies that already have souls in um. Next, he puts your soul in phatcartmans body. NOOOO!!
As for me, I have my friends in the black market organ trade patch me up.
Edit: As for marvel_freak, I just turn on a large magnet, that ought to keep him busy for a while.

I break free from the burden of phatcartmans' body and reincarnate as an overgrown jaguar cat. I run about, chewing on CruciFACTION's and marvel_freak_42's limbs.
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Meanwhile, using my lazy 18 year old with a head cold like reflexes, I get back into the Hatredcopter*, take off, and hit both of you with a stinger missle.
*Hatredcopter is a dethklok refrence, although the song was never used in any Metalocalypse episodes, It was made by Gene Holgan and Brendon Small, the real life Dethklok.
Here is said song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clOaqRM6EDM

I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Minion: Oh yeah, about that, we got low on funding during develpment, so thats just regular glass.
Me: What the hells the point of armoring the rest of the Hatredcopter if the cockpit is unarmored!
Minion: thats a good point, we probably could have saved even more money with no armor.
I am forced to retreat to my lair, lick my wounds, and Crucify those responsable for the glass thing.

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Rawr!
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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...Hmm...am I missing anything? Oh yeah, my tan!
*Goes back to the machine.*
SuperMaids wrote:emotionally-lacking secretly transvestite homo-hunting hompohobes and AIDS-crazed ass-rammers
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*However, since I'm stuck to the magnet, I die of starvation.*
*I overload Shas'O Marsh's tan machine to burn him alive (nothing personal). For the rest of you, while I was in Hell, Kurt Cobain gave me his shotgun and heroin. I cause everyone else to OD and then blow your heads off with the gun just in case.*

"The world will know peace when humanity is extinguished."
-- False Awakenings
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"no not really"
And you call yourself a minion! Well you didn't live like a minion, but at least you can die like one! *I kill him, and harvest his organs to replace the damaged one T-horse caused*
As for the rest of you, your all fired! I'm replacing all of you with my new army of Eddypoofs* They give me there complete loyalty, and all I have to pay them is punk music, and anime.
*The Edduyasha/CheesyPoofs clones I created earlier, I made more and now I have an army.

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