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Yes, I am a shape-shifting, body-possessing bastard.

I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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*Ring Ring*
"Yes...Okay...How much?...Okay. I'll do it. It'll be done soon."
I get off the chair and head toward the lair again. Someone desires an exterminator, if you know what I mean...
Entering the lair, I notice my target right off the bat. Edduyasha hacking away at a wierd mix of her & Poofs. I take out my sniper-net and fire. I don't miss. I walk of into the sunset with my catch. My employer will be very happy...

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*Looks around* and Are those explosive barrels right next to my expensive turrets! Why are there swords sticking in the field aroud my base!
Minion: You asked to have claymores around the base.
Me: I meant mines!
"Oh, We thought you meant scotish broad swords, which are also called claymores."
And you assh*les wonder why I fired you. *I pick up Edds body, incase it in cement, and have the Eddypoofs launch it into orbit.*

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*Blows up expensive turrets, kills a few eddypoof*
"The price will increase untill payment is made."

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Thunderhorse: oh..
Eddypoofs, maul him! *they have Edds claws, but Cheesypoofs text book throwing arms*
After shreding him alive, they eat his whole body bones and all, like stans clones. (frisky dingo stan, not south park stan.)

I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Ha, nice try, but if you wanted to chew my veins out, then you shouldn't have possessed an old hobo with no teeth.
*Then Captain Satan shows up*
Me: Took you long enough
Capt. Satan: I hit traffic!
Me: Theres traffic in hell?
Capt. Satan: Why wouldn't there be?
He takes Edds soul to hell, were there is no escape, and she has to watch Naruto all day while listening to Emo songs!

Iesu, nozoite touhou!
The King of Kings rescues my soul and I rise to eternal bliss. I finally send the Angel of Death to avenge the wrongs that CruciFACTION had bequeathed upon me.
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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*Sifts through a pile of papers*
"Ted Danson."
With your new found confidence, having thought killed both of your biggest enemies, you lose your focus. I easily sneak up from behind and tie you up nice and neatly so that not even Houdini himself could escape. I then throw you into a vault, which I then lower into a pit of lava.
"Have fun! Ciao!"

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As I'm about to hit the lava, the angel of death pulls me out and throws me on the ground, prefering to take care of me his own way, with all other options exausted, I pray.
God, I know you are all forgiving, and I know you have forgiven Edduyasha for the crimes she has commited, But isn't she like, supposed to forgive all those who have wronged her to? It just seems a little unlikley that she can just call hits like that.
*God calls off the hit on me*
Now, he tells Edd to forgive me, just like she was forgiven for posessing people, and the like.
She screams NOOOO! chops an axe through my head, riddles me with bullets, and drops me into a bottomless pit!
To be continued.
And by that, I mean I'm tired, and don't feel like being original right now, so I'll finish this later

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I throw a lasso and snatch your body with it. I pull you back up, hack off your limbs one by one with a dull hacksaw, cut your torso to shreds with a spork, burn the bits with fire, freeze them, then chuck you down a hole I dug through the center of the earth. You are doomed to continuously bob back and forth as earth's gravity pulls you from one side to the other.

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INVALID
CruciFACTION cannot die
Re-engage
Correction
Reboot.Seed.HUD
I suddenly reappear as a giant white flaming clown, I smack edd right into a wall, splattering half her body.
next I charge T-Horses lair, killing all his body doubles, clones, or whatever else he has. Then I attack him by setting the floor underneith him on fire, he jumps onto a pipe, pulls out a shotgun, and shoots me in the head at point blank range.
ouch
OUCH
System damaged
46.000%
mind:STRONG
I continue to chase him for a while, when I catch him, I beat to death, and then burn his body and soul to nothingness
Then Edd shows up with the half of her body I didn't splatter and shoots me in the head with a rail gun
00.000%
I die, A single tear goes down Edds cheek, and she kills herself. Then the universe blows up somehow.
The end.
Okay, this game kind of stopped back there, so I figured it was over, I apologize for leaving the cliff hanger. we may start over if were interested enough, but I figured it was about time for this episode to end. the vid posted below was the insperation for this post.
http://www.freeaddictinggames.com/play/2666.html

The universe pieces itself back together from its ruins, as I kneel upon the ground, bleeding profusely from my torso with a large knife impaled just to the right of my heart.
...This...isn't...over...yet!
Facing certain death, I take the blade, pull it out of my chest, and throws it at CruciFACTION. The knife stabs deep into his neck...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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