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Butters_06 wrote:So if the piggy squeal's, and the cow moo's then how come Bacon comes in a pack of 8?......

Why do Kamakazie pilolts bother to wear a helmut?

Jay C wrote:^ helmet

Hey guys, what's goin' on in this thread?

I like helmut better. The idea of a Japanese pilot wearing a German man on his head is amusing to me. Especially because I imagine helmut being worn ass first.

BRMBug wrote:

Butters_06 wrote:So if the piggy squeal's, and the cow moo's then how come Bacon comes in a pack of 8?......

Why do Kamakazie pilolts bother to wear a helmut?

Jay C wrote:^ helmet

Hey guys, what's goin' on in this thread?

I like helmut better. The idea of a Japanese pilot wearing a German man on his head is amusing to me. Especially because I imagine helmut being worn ass first.

And why do people bother cleaning the needle and swabbing the vein with alcohol before the lethal injection?

Does anyone here watch Room 401?

I feel like dying again.

Do it

What kind of do it?

Uh uh uh uh?
Do it do it do it. Let me hear you say big things poppin?
Sing I feel like dying?
Hump things?

Boo!

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that sh*t man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that sh*t man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We f*cked on the bed
f*cked on the floor
f*cked so long I grew a f*ckin' afro
Then I f*cked to the left (left)
f*cked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherf*cker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna f*ck that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I f*cked her once, f*cked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just f*ck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I f*ck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in south Carolina
f*cked her until she turned into a white Albina
f*cked this hooker in Iowa
I f*cked her on credit, so I owe her
f*cked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f*ck that sh*t)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to f*ck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to come
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you f*ckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off

I am the origami man; feel my pepper flavoured paper slice through every part of your airs!

marvel_freak_42 wrote:

BRMBug wrote:

Butters_06 wrote:So if the piggy squeal's, and the cow moo's then how come Bacon comes in a pack of 8?......

Why do Kamakazie pilolts bother to wear a helmut?

Jay C wrote:^ helmet

Hey guys, what's goin' on in this thread?

I like helmut better. The idea of a Japanese pilot wearing a German man on his head is amusing to me. Especially because I imagine helmut being worn ass first.

And why do people bother cleaning the needle and swabbing the vein with alcohol before the lethal injection?

It's an ethical issue, to avoid "cruel and unusual punishment" by slow and possibly painful death; I read that somewhere in the paper not too long ago.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?

I feel like, spying!

I'm so bored that I could paint something on my empty-bellied wall. very uninteresting stuff, Huh?

Do you feel like dying? Watch this!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qN-rarip9Tw

*Sigh* I'm bored now.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=FktLnnYx7Fk

^ What the f*ck is it with you and "I feel like dying"? It's starting to get really redundant.