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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:24 am
by phatcartman655
Srry. I'll stop.

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:47 pm
by phatcartman655
Like we always do at this time
I go for mine, I got to shine
Now throw your hands up in the sky
I g-go for mine, I got to shine
Now throw your hands up in the sky
I'ma get on this TV mama, I'ma
I'ma put sh*t down
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, I'm good
Welcome to the good life
Where nigga's that sell D
Won't even get pulled over in they new V
The good life, let's go on a living' spree
sh*t they say the best things in life are free
The good life, it feel like Atlanta
It feel like L.A., it feel like Miami
It feel like N.Y., summertime Chi, ahh
(Now throw your hands up in the sky)
So I roll through good
Y'all pop the trunk, I pop the hood, Ferrari
And she got the goods
And she got that ass, I got to look, sorry
Yo it's got to be cause I'm seasoned
Haters give me them salty looks, Lowry's
50 told me go 'head switch the style up
And if they hate then let 'em hate
And watch the money pile up, the good life
Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine
Now throw your hands up in the sky
Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine
Now throw your hands up in the sky
I'ma get on this TV mama, I'ma
I'ma put sh*t down
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, I'm good
Welcome to the good life
Where we like the girls who ain't on TV
Cause they got more (Ass than the models)
The good life, so keep it coming' with the bottles
Till she feel boozed like she bombed out Apollo
The good life, it feel like Houston
It feel like Philly, it feel like D.C.
It feel like VA, or the Bay, or Ye
Ayy, this is the good life

Homie, tell me what's good
Why I only got a problem when you in the hood
Like I'm new in the hood, the only thing I wish?
(I wish a nigga would)
He probably think he could, but, but
I don't think he should
50 told me go 'head switch the style up
And if they hate then let 'em hate
And watch the money pile up, the good life
Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine
Now throw your hands up in the sky
Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine
Now throw your hands up in the sky
I'ma get on this TV mama, I'ma
I'ma put sh*t down
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, I'm good
Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While getting' some brain
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"
Whether you broke or rich you gotta get biz
Having' money's the everything that having' it is
I was splurging' on trizz
But when I get my car back activated
I'm back to Vegas cause
I always had a passion for flashing' before I had it
I close my eyes and imagine, the good life

Is the good life better than the life I live
When I thought that I was gonna go crazy
And now my grandmamma ain't the only girl calling me baby
And if you feeling' me now then put your hands up in the sky
And let me hear you say hey, hey, hey, ooh
I'm good

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:23 am
by Edduyasha
*yawn*

I'm surprised that this thread hasn't gotten more than two replies since I was gone. Usually, this thing explodes with a page or two of new posts when I get back...

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:31 pm
by phatcartman655
Hehehe...

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:01 pm
by Edduyasha
Bleh...I'm so not in a good mood today...

:x

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:18 am
by phatcartman655
Wow! I can't belive this dumb thread got up to 11 pages!

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:36 am
by KillingKenny666
This doesn't seem like a game.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:43 am
by Edduyasha
KillingKenny666 wrote:This doesn't seem like a game.


It's just an alternate thread to "Randome Thread Pt. 2", I guess...

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:45 am
by emmybee
Wow, someone could really waste their life away posting on this site, couldn't they? Goodbye, having a life...

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:51 pm
by KillingKenny666
Theres nothing to do in this thread. If you're bored, then be bored. But don't make us bored.

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:00 pm
by Edduyasha
KillingKenny666 wrote:Theres nothing to do in this thread. If you're bored, then be bored. But don't make us bored.


Agreed, I guess...

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:08 pm
by KillingKenny666
phatcartman655 wrote:Boo!

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that sh*t man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that sh*t man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We f*cked on the bed
f*cked on the floor
f*cked so long I grew a f*ckin' afro
Then I f*cked to the left (left)
f*cked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherf*cker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna f*ck that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I f*cked her once, f*cked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just f*ck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I f*ck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in south Carolina
f*cked her until she turned into a white Albina
f*cked this hooker in Iowa
I f*cked her on credit, so I owe her
f*cked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f*ck that sh*t)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to f*ck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to come
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you f*ckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off


Wow?

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:30 pm
by candies
When I'm supererogatory bored....I watched Family Guy whenever South Park isn't on right now. It's the only unintelligent show I watched when I'm that bored.

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:56 pm
by KillingKenny666
I usually listen to music when I'm bored. Good thing there's a What Are You Listening to thread.

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:13 pm
by Edduyasha
KillingKenny666 wrote:I usually listen to music when I'm bored. Good thing there's a What Are You Listening to thread.


Yep. It's always fun to discuss good music...