Random Song Parodies!

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BRMBug
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby BRMBug » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:01 am

*Set to There She Goes by Sixpence None the Richer*

My version of "Hellen Keller, The Musical"

Teacher, I can't see...
Hellen, you are blind

Teacher, I can't hear...
Hellen, you are deaf

...That's all I have so far. It's a work in progress.
BigCamera4892

Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby BigCamera4892 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:12 am

Sung to me when I was a child, by my mother:


Pesi-Cola is a drink,

Pour it down your kitchen sink,

Tastes like vinegar, looks like ink,

Pepsi-Cola really stinks !
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:00 am

"ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF BBS FANTASY"--a Lemon Demon parody

BRMBUG was walking through town,
Happy as a kid in a new playground
When suddenly PIP TWEEK burst from the shade,
And pelted Bug with a gas grenade.
Bug got pissed and he started to fight,
But didn't see LOLRUS charging from the right.
As she was about to deal a crushing blow,
BUTTERS KENNY came up from below.

He was getting medieval left and right
'Til Pip Tweek sent him sailing through the night,
But before he could say he'd had enough fun,
BUGZBUNNIE6 returned from oblivion.
She pulled out an Uzi from behind her back
And tagged Pip Tweek with a "brak-a-brak-brak!"
Once she was out of ammo, she ran away
Because KELLY MCCORNMAC came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of BBS Fantasy,
Old faces, n00bs and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of BBS Fantasy!


Bug swung a pipe from behind KMAC
Like Marty McSoreley's hockey stick attack.
Then lolrus came back with revenge on her mind,
But SUPERIORSAVIOR jumped her from behind,
And Pip Tweek was hurt, and he tried to stay steady
But bb6 was there with her big machete.
One strike to the head and she fell down flat;
SIZZLING LYNN had a baseball bat

Then she heard the Bug sneaking from behind,
So she reached for a mace that she just couldn't find
'Cause Pip Tweek stole it and he threw and he missed,
And superior blocked it with his fist,
And he threw bk down and ran away
While bugzbunnie tried to find her way
To Sizzling Lynn, but they collided in the air,
Got the business end from BLUE TWILIGHT's stare!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of BBS Fantasy,
Old faces, n00bs and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive; I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...


And through the smoke, black and coarse,
Was the mighty form of THUNDERHORSE
Who delivered a kick right into the shin,
And down to the ground went Sizzling Lynn
Who started grabbing her leg in pain and rage
As superior changed back into SUPERMAIDS,
But T-Horse saw through his clever disguise,
So he took down Supes and plucked out his eyes.

Then GTACA and -POKIE2U-,
MAXWELLSSILVERHAMMER, too,
BUTTERSLOVER and TWEEKS COFFEE,
JEWISH PRIDE and CAPTAIN MYSTERY,
LOVE*METAL, KFGG, NED and MICHAELOPTV,
WII FIT MAN, HATMAN, every mod we've ever seen,
STANISMYMAN and KENNYSTANWENDYFAN,
POOFS, MARVEL FREAK, P-MORPH and STOVEPIPE JAM
All came rushing in lightning-fast
And kicked T-Horse in his Norris-fan ass!
It was the bloodiest battle that the forum ever saw,
All the Guests watched in total awe.

Well, the war raged on for a year or three,
Many lives were claimed, but eventually,
The champion stood, taking all the glory:
ANGUSMCTAVISH--Someone had to tell the story!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of BBS Fantasy,
Old faces, n00bs and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive; I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown of BBS Fantasy!
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:05 am

Angus... I..... I think I love you... more than I did before hearing this masterpiece!

Anywho, I posted this in that "Last Person" Thread, but it's been muffled by the sound of shoulder pork.

"I'm in a Thread"
Not by The Lonely Island

Aw sh*t, get your flame suits ready it's about to go down!
(shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the forum 'vert your f*cking eyes
(shorty, yeah)
But don't ignore this motherfucking post
I'm spoofing this, let's go

I'm in a thread
(I'm in a thread)
I'm in a thread
(I'm in a thread)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm posting in a thread
(posting in a thread)
I'm in a thread
(I'm in a thread)
I'm in a thread
Take a good hard look at this motherfucking thread
(thread, yeah)

I'm in a thread motherf*cker take a look at Poofs
Spoofing songs in a thread crashing through some roofs
Busting noob butt, withdrawin' from my meds
You can't stop me motherf*cker cause I'm in a thread

Copy-paste it, trick
(trick)
I'm in a thread, bitch
(bitch)
We drinking generic Sprite,
Cause it's so cheap
(cheap)
I got my tabs open
And my dictionary
I'm making sh*t up, you at 4chan
'Cause you's a fairy

I'm laughing at noobs, for kicks and sh*t
The noobs are cryin', saying everybody'll regret
But this ain't friending threads, this is real as it gets
I'm in a thread, motherf*cker, don't you ever forget

I'm in a thread and
I'm on a roll and
I'm a three year vet
in a marching band
I'm the king this board
In a thread like Stovey
If you're not random,
then you're sure not me

Get the f*ck out, this thread is REAL!

F*ck chat, I'm in a thread, motherf*cker
(motherf*cker)
F*ck constant, I go prodigal, motherf*cker
(motherf*cker)
I make comebacks when I want, motherf*cker
(yeah)
This post is kinda useless, motherf*cker

Hey Stove, if you could see me now
(see me now)
Saying random sh*t NIXON'S JOWLS!
(Nixon's jowls)
Gonna win this thread post-whoring somehow
(whoring somehow)
Like that Matt and Trey, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd post in this thread
Are you guys suprised that I ain't dead (no)
Hey Big Will
Look at me, oh (advert thine eyes)

Never thought I'd once return
You guys are gonna need an urn
I'm in the mood to burn
Just figuratively

I'm in a thread
I'm in a thread
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm posting in at thread
(woah)
I'm in a thread
I'm in a thread
Take a good hard look at this motherfucking thread
(sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:00 am

cheesypoofs857 wrote:Angus... I..... I think I love you... more than I did before hearing this masterpiece!

Ah, you found your name in there, I see.

<3 ya too. :wink: Seemed just right for a shout-out to the boards.
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby stanishot » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:56 am

final f*ck(final day parady.)

and now were here again in your hotel room
the papparazzi can just go to hell for all i care right now
i can fell your dick in me i don't care if i get pregnant
and as we do the final f*ck of the year i love you so much
now i don't take birth control
while you don't use condoms
i love you while we f*ck we lost our virginity at age 14.
don't ever leave me
let's f*ck
let's f*ck!!!!!!!!!!!



that's all for now
Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:24 pm

I bring you an improvement on "Nobody's Perfect" by Hannah Montana. It's more or less a Metacolpse version of it.


Everybody makes mistakes
That lead to wanting more
And more than just a taste
More more more more!

Everybody makes mistakes
That lead to their death
Everybody knows that, you are going to know
What I'm talking about here.

Everybody makes mistakes
That lead them to be slaughtered
Everybody knows that eventually they'd be dead
Everybody gets that way, dead!

Sometimes I'm in a jam
I've gotta make a plan
It might be crazy
I'll get my knife now.


No way to know for sure
I figure out a cure
I'm making up the holes
With my knife here.

If I'm not doin' too well
Why not let the blood flow?

Nobody's perfect
I gotta kill it
Stab again and again
'Til I get it right

Nobody's perfect
You kill and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes
I'll get caught.

Sometimes I work a scheme
But then police nearly spot me
Doesn't turn out how I planned
And now I've got to get out of here.

But no problem can't be solved
Once I get involved
And with a knife I'll be delicate.
Then crash your skin with it.

But my intentions are good, stab, slash, stab
Sometimes just misunderstood

Nobody's perfect
You kill and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes
I'll get caught


Nobody's perfect
You kill and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes
I'd be dead now. Dead now.

Sometimes I fix things up
And they fall apart again, quite literally
Nobody's perfect
I know I kill things up
But this is your end.
With a knife.

Next time you feel like
It's just one of those days
When you just can't seem to win
Come over here and I'll show you how things can end
Slash! Blood! Slash! Guts! Slash!
Stay down and stay dead, now!


Everybody makes mistakes
That lead them to be slaughtered right here
Everybody knows that eventually they'd be dead
Everybody gets that way, dead!

Nobody's perfect
You kill and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes
Then I'd rather be dead

Nobody's perfect
You'll be dead before you're perfect
And end up to be a bunch of nothing


Nobody's perfect
I know in time I'll find a way
To slaughter today

Nobody's perfect
You die before you learn it
'Cause everybody makes mistakes
That causes their death

Their life is limited
Because nobody's perfect.
And they're going to die.
Causing havoc on the BBS one post at a time

Officially supports the de-perma of GTA, Mike, Cartman, and possibly others


SPU! Join it!
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Re: Random Song Parodies!

Postby stanishot » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:32 am

1000 Gays (1000 Ocean Parody)

Empty Streets
I see so many gays here
It's really cold
Because I have no clothes on
There's 1000 gays here

That's all I got.

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