The Fine Game... how much do YOU owe?

[marvel_freak_42]

My cousin sent me this: and it's fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone you met on the internet -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

Had sex with someone you work with...at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

marvel_freak_42's TOTAL:

EDIT: $420

[rainbow.bix]

*bounces up and down* Oh, oh, this looks FUN!

Okay, let's see...

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Vandalized something -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Bix's total: $470.50.

[Zubby]

$345.00, but I wasn't adding that carefully.

[BRMBug]

So far, I'm out $1,852,375,762.23...


Ok, seriously?

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex in a pool -- $20 ...does masturbination count?

Masturbated -- $10

Stole something -- $10

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Lied to your mate -- $5

$115.50

God damn I'm boring.

[Big-Will]

Had sex in a pool -- $20 ...does masturbination count?

Were you f*cking a mermaid or something other than a human underwater? That would be sex in a pool. And masturbation is still a form of sex, but there's no penetration.

[Thunderhorse]

$155.50

[BRMBug]

Had sex in a pool -- $20 ...does masturbination count?

Were you f*cking a mermaid or something other than a human underwater? That would be sex in a pool. And masturbation is still a form of sex, but there's no penetration.

I wasn't completely underwater, just in the pool.

[teh-lolrus]

- Smoked pot (I got doped out on something weird at my friend's party, does that count?) -- $10

- Vandalized something -- $20

- Beat up someone -- $20

- Been jumped -- $10

- Crossed dressed -- $10

- Went to work while still drunk (I went to school drunk/hungover) -- $50

- Stole something -- $10

- Played spin the bottle -- $5

- Done something you regret -- $20

teh-lolrus' fines? $155.