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Unassumption wrote:I hear vitamin C can give you kidney stones

Vitamin A can give you cirrhosis, but I never heard of it actually happen.

Unassumption wrote:I don't want to eat too many fruit with it just in case

Probably best to avoid vitamins all together.

Unassumption wrote:I got an early morning dose of lulz from this story

They said: "...the man killed himself and set the animals loose." So, he set the animals loose after killing himself?

almost everything has some sort of Vitamin or some substance (Calcium, Iron etc). Kinda very difficult to avoid.

I hate the news and all these doctors who say that everything will eventually kill you.... you know what?? LET EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY KILL ME!!

I eat what I want!

it's all a matter of balance - dose makes the poison!
we constantly accumulate mutations and damage as we get older, we'll eventually kill ourselves (our body will even if we don't want it to) as we get older
We have a sell by date!

he could've killed himself and let the animals out simultaneously, let the animals kill him, if you know what i'm trying to say subtly but failing to be subtle saying. It's more the guy kissing the monkey that made me laugh!

Oxygen eventually kills you. It oxydizes your body. Soulution - don't breathe.

Ultimate solution to all worries: Deep breaths.

Breathe?!? There is No time to breahe....GAH!!

Deep breaths, Tweek.

Ex1lepr0 wrote:Ultimate solution to all worries: Deep breaths.

Don't you mean stop breathing? I guarantee you'll have no more wories. Ever.

Don't eat so much, then you won't be burning as much stuff inside you, and won't have as many oxygens burning your stuff.

I prefer solutions that don't end up with me dying.

Cold may be the absence of heat but it's sensation is active- cold sensors send out signals when the temperature drops below a 'threshold' level, telling your brain it's cold.

When you eat mint, you sense things as being colder than they are, because mentol in mint interacts with one of these temperature sensors and raises it's threshold temperature so it fires off the "i'm cold" signal at higher temperatures (When it's not so cold).

On a grander scale, the sun is the source of all the energy needed for life but also gives us mutations with it's deadly radiation rays, that let us see unless we look at them too close in which case they blind us but they let us see in the first place so can't blame them for that i guess they let us live so can't blame them for mutating and killing our asses either.

Ex1lepr0 wrote:I prefer solutions that don't end up with me dying.

Every solution there is will lead to your death.

Why do people worry so much about death? There's no point busting your head how escape it when there is no escape.
I don't even care how long I'll live. I just want to do as much as I can (of things I want to do) while I'm alive. Why would I want to live to 90 if I spend the last ten years of my life doing nothing?

While it's quality not quantity that matters, as with anything. Movies, relationships, experiences, the 'size doesn't matter' for anything. If a sh*t story lasts 20 years it's still sh*t, if it's good and lasts 2 minutes it's still good. MLK only lived to 39, Stalin lived to his 70s, doesn't make MLK worse than Stalin just because he lasted a shoter time. That said, death is sh*t, it stops you experiencing so many things and the 'risk' of not being able to take future risks makes us less likely to take risks or try new things in general (it makes it less possible to experience lots of things even if we didn't die of old age, if we do die of old age we have limited time too). We can't win the win thread when we're dead, or count the number thread, another problem of death. However, worrying about it won't solve it. As long as I can still type "i win" and press enter i'd be happy to live to 90.

Death talk... yikes... that's not very cheery.

I want to stop all the sad death talk...with a "cheerful" I win!!