The BBS Commune-House

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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Wii fit man » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:09 pm

WFM: Am I the only one who is creeped out by Mike in a dress?

Everyone else: Yep.

(Mike walks into the house, and his fake son is hitting a baseball)

mike: What did I tell you about- (Baseball smacks him in the face)

*Studio audience laugh*

WFM: This show is weird! I'm walking away.

Kmac: Where are you going?

WFM: I don't know! A place!

TV: NOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby big kenny » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:19 pm

BGK:yo,dudes im pretending to be big ben now
BONG .....BONG....BONG
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:32 pm

Suddenly the voice returns!!

Voice: MUahahaha!!!

PT Wait a minute. How can that be! BC??

*silence*

PT: BC!!!

*silence*

PT: Ah crap, I knew it would come to this at some point!

Kmac: yeah?

PT: Yeah, that we'd have to use our intellect and resourcefulness to solve our own problems. :evil:

voice: Aren't any of you curious as to how I escaped the magic camera?

Ned15: not really.

PT: Yeah, it's probably some bullsh*t story based on a hodgepodge of pseudo-science.

Ned15: And what are you doing back here anyway? I thought you were leaving!

voice: Well, I decided the story could get a few more miles out of me, so anyone who'd like to stretch me out a bit, feel free to do so.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby ned15 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:17 am

ned15: so what, you're evil or something?

voice: possibly. you will all find out soon.

kensuke: that makes no sense. how could you possibly be evil.

voice: it depends on how you take the truth.

BK: and the truth is?

voice: as i said, not now. but soon.

kmac: so how'd you get here anyway.

voice: that is not important right now.

ned15: then why are you here?

voice: ah...now that's an interesting question.

*everyone looks at eachother*

kensuke to the group: this guy is strange.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby big kenny » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:40 pm

bgk:booong.....booonng ....booo-(gets cut off)
voice:be quiet
bgk:no
voice:YES!!
bgk.......ok
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:20 pm

PT...so, Voice?

Voice: Yes?

PT: How long have you been here?

Voice: Almost as long as you've been away, I'd reckon.

PT: So why'd you come here?

Voice: If you must know, as a 'spooky voice' I was looking for an old empty house to haunt. You know, to scare people and create urban legends and stuff.

Kmac: Oh....so our returning here kind of messed that up for you, huh? :(

Voice: You might say so. Then again, you're the first visitors this house has had since you left.

Kensuke: ...and to your credit, you DID scare us at first.

Voice: well, yes...but the effect has clearly worn off...so now I'm just this stupid spooky voice floating around with nothing to do. :(

ned15: that's okay, we have lots of stupid stuff floating around here with nothing to do (winks at Kensuke)

Kensuke: Hey!

PT: There has to be a practical use for a sentient, individual voice!

Voice: so you think my purpose for existing can be expanded?

PT: Sure. I mean, you could tell us jokes, you could sing, you could relay messages across the house, you could do impressions.....or can you?

voice: (as Robert DeNiro) You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?"

Everyone: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PT: Oh, I think ol' Voicey here is going to be a HIT! :D
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:51 pm

Kmac: So... the voice is staying?

Voice: Maybe, maybe not.

Kmac: That was kinda anti-climatic

Voice: At least it's not the same plot over and over.

Kmac: yea....now Sing Blue by STWPT!

PT: You said something to me?

Kmac: no...

PT: You said "PT"

Kmac: I said STWPT

PT: See?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:54 am

Kmac: No I-

The entrance explodes open

All: Kensuke!

Kensuke: That wasn't me!

Alian 1: I am Zorphoid

Alian 2: And I am Chad.Two alians enter through the crator that once was the doorway

Zorphoid: and we have come to talk to you

Chad: about horrible things that may come your way

Zorphoid: Ha

Chad: He

Zorphoid: Ha

Chad: He

BGK: Alians? That's the best you can do!?

Zorphoid: No. The best we can do is

Chad: destroy your planet

Zorphoid: and kill you all

Chad: But we will not

Zorphoid: For as we come in peace.

Chad: but if you all do not follow our directions

Zorphoid: we shall destroy you

Chad: and burn your bodies.

Zorphoid and Chad explode

Kensuke: Okay, that was me.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby KillingKenny666 » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:14 pm

KK666 comes back from Hollywood.

KK666: Can you guys fill me in on what I missed?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:16 am

Kensuke: No!

PT: So voice...

Voice: Yes?

PT: Do you like, sleep at all?

Voice: I sleep when I stop talking.

Kensuke: Me too!.....*Falls asleep while standing up* zzzzzzzzzzz

Voice: GAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!

ned15: I know, Kensuke's snoring is very annoying.

Voice: No! I sense something!

PT: So you scream about it?

Voice: Shut up!...I-I see robot pirates!......

All: Coooool!!!!

Voice: No it's not cool!...they're coming to destroy you all!

PT: Well what the hell did we ever do to them?

Voice: It doesn't matter! You all must flee and destroy their main computer system to shut them down! There's a map on the table! Good luck!

Kmac: Guys, I don't think I trust this voice. I think it's trying to get us out of the house for some reason.

PT: How about one of us stay to keep an eye on him.

ned15: But who?

PT: How about Kensuke?

Kensuke: zzzzzzzzzzzzzyzxzzzzzzz

Kmac: Yeah, I don't think he'd be the most trustworthy to keep an eye open on someone.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby BigCamera4892 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:45 am

Towelie: Come here, BC

BC: Where are we?

Towelie: The BBS Commune-House

BC: Why are you taking me here? :?

Towelie: I have no idea what's going on 8)

Michael Phelps: Towelie, BC, let's get out of here and go swimming.

Towelie: If we go swimming, don't forget to bring a towel :)

BC: I don't want to go swimming now. It's winter.

Michael Phelps: But with a bong, you won't notice the cold. I do it all the time. How do you think I won so many Olympic medals in China last year?

Towelie: Yea, and I provided the stuff for Michael Phelps (MP).

BC: No, I'm outta here.

Towelie: I have no idea what's going on. Want to get high?

BC: No, I have to go.

MP: Sure!

* MP and Towelie go off to do their thing*

* BC leaves *

* silence in the BBS Commune-House *
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:47 am

PT: Shall we, for a moment, consider the logistics of "keeping an eye" on a voice???

ALL: NO!!!!

PT: Alright, get the map, it's time to kick some robot-pirate ass!

ALL: Yeah!

Voice: Wait! I'm coming with you! I want to help!

ned15: But...you're just a voice! You can't wield a pirate knife or swash buckle a sword!

voice: Ah, but I can do many other useful things!

PT: We'll have to trust the voice. We're not exactly a super bad-ass fighting team, here. We need all the help we can get!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:10 am

Voice: Let's go!

they all get to the location which is a large volcano in the middle of a forest with a large opening and a welcome mat

Kmac: Yep, hardly noticable...

Voice: The power source should be somewhere around here...ah over there!

everyone exchanges glances

PT: Can you be more specific?

Voice: Oh yes. It is behind BGK.

BGK: Huh? *Turns around* There it is!

Ned15: Good job finding it BGK.

PT: Yeah, ya did good kid.

Voice: *Grumble* yes, that's it. Now, to blow it up! Kensuke, hand over the box of explosives to Kmac!

Kensuke hands over the box

Kmac: Um... this box is filled with hot dogs and a bunch of wires

Kensuke: Oh...uh...I wonder what could've possibly happened......

The explosives all fall out of Kensuke's pockets and land on the floor. Then everyone glares at Kensuke

Kensuke: So I have a problem! Sue me!

Voice: Okay! Blow up the generator!

?-Not so fast!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:29 am

Voice: Who was that?

?: I'm over here, fellas!

(everyone turns towards figure hobbling up behind them)

PT: Angus??

Angus: Yep! I finally managed to reach you all. Would have joined you sooner, but I'll bet nobody knew about the earlier visit the robot pirates made some time ago. How else could they have found our way here now?

BGK: WHAT earlier visit?

Angus: The Captain's damn cyberparrot came in through my window while I was asleep one night, woke me up, knocked me out with sleeping gas, and I must have been out like a hibernating bear, because I finally woke up and find things awry here.

KMAC: Any idea what they wanted?

Angus: Something about...fresh batteries.

All: ???????

Angus: Well, they're ROBOT pirates, right? If they don't run on batteries, then chances are that generator does. Kensuke! Is there an opening for them?

Kensuke (searching generator): Well, sonofa...Yes, and it looks like it's for a...9-volt? Who uses 9-volts anymore??

Angus: Rip it out, dude!

(Kensuke does so, and they can soon hear the sounds of machinery dying down, with the occasional "Arrrgh" slowing to a halt)

Voice: But...but...why not blow it up?

Angus: Too easy. You're not sure if we can get to a safe distance once the explosives are lit. As soon as we were all blown up, you would have the place all to yourself. But there was one little snag in your plans.

ned: What was that?

Angus: That house had been rebuilt some time ago. We managed to move back in before you even showed up!

Voice: Damn!

KMAC: What about the volcano? Why would we be led here?

Angus: Sacrifices! This Voice you hear is a Volcano Spirit, and it won't rest until someone is blown up with the generator, and the more, the better for him. Look at this sign here. (points to the right of the group)

Sign: RESTING PLACE OF THE GREAT SPIRIT UWI UWA'A--Established 2008.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:37 pm

*brings thread back from death*

BGK: So, we can make this voice dude shut up by sacrificing someone?

Angus: That's right.

Kensuke: Okay, I know someone who wants so be sacrificed

Kensuke leaves, then walks back in holding a bunny

Angus: I think it has to be a person.

Kensuke: Damn

Throws the bunny and it explodes in the distance

ned15: We should use a baby!

WFM: Heeey, that's not bad of an Idea!

PT: Where are we gonna get a baby?

WFM: sh*t.... There isn't another soul here for miles.
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