The BBS Commune-House

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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby BRMBug » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:08 am

Birdie-birdie, birdie-birdie. Birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie... RHINOCEROS!!!! *click-click-click-click-click-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!!!*

I'za huntin! :mrgreen:
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:01 pm

Announcer: AAAAAAAND They're off! 'Thunderhorse' and 'It's Not a Tumor' are tied for lead, followed closely by 'Bernard Shaw's Uncle Ted', with 'Is It a Spider?', 'Tracy I Want a Divorce', and 'Steve the Muffin' bringing up the rear.

Angus: C'mon T-Horse!

TGDM: C'mon Is It a Spider!

Angus: Who's that riding T-Horse?

Announcer: And at the final stretch, 'Thunderhorse' and 'Bernard Shaw's Uncle Ted' are neck and neck! It's a photo finish, folks! And 'Thunderhorse' wins it by a nose! Congratulations to General Antangonist Man on his stunning victory.

Everyone from the house: Huh?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:13 pm

Angus: WOO-HOOOO!! I gotta see what his final odds were! (goes for a better look at the betting board on the way to the Winner's Circle)

Everyone is still wondering what GAM is doing as a jockey.

Announcer: Results are unofficial. Please hold all tickets until confirmed.

Moose: I'm watching the replays, and I'm surprised he wasn't causing any trouble down the stretch. No Inquiry signs up or anything.

PT: Hey, you're right. I guess he saves his schtick for when there's no competition.

Announcer: Results are now official. In the Winner's Circle is "Thunderhorse" and the winning jockey, General Antagonist Man.

(PA plays W.A.S.P.'s "Mean Man" for GAM's victory music)

PT: And there's Angus with the crowd. Guess he wants to get in the picture before he cashes out. What WERE his odds, anyway? (checks board) Twelve to one, ah? Well, that'll be good news to him!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby evilcupcake72 » Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:16 am

(ECC and Angus start a magical journey through a unicorn forest and are looking for travelers to join the conquest)

Anugus: I say evilcupcake, what's that noise in the distance?

evilcupcake: I don't Angus, arm your crossbow
(suddenly Thunderhorse randomly jumps from a bush and strikes)

Thunderhorse: FALCON PUNCH!
(Angus counters by turning into beefboy!)

evilcupcake: wait Angus, he could help us

Thunderhorse: Yes, I would like to avenge my dead fishy!

evilcupcake: okay follow us
(the adventure continues....)
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:19 am

:shock: (I guess it HAS been a while since anyone's used this thread, so anything's a go...)

The three proceed through the forest until they come up to a small castle. A lone figure looks down at them from the high wall.

Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

Angus/BeefBoy (to others): Kind of cliche, don't you think?? (to Guard) We are but three travelers in your world, searching for others to join our quest. I am BeefBoy...(displays costume)...this is evilcupcake...and this is Thunderhorse.

Guard: Is she really evil?

A/BB (looks over to her, back to Guard): I don't think so.

Guard: And what sort of quest motivates the three of you?

T-Horse: They took my FISH!

A/BB: Easy there, fella...Our quest? Why, we are to...(pauses, looks around dumbfoundedly)...uhhmmm...One moment, please!

Angus calls the other two into a huddle.

Angus: O...kaaaayyyyy, what IS our quest?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Asphyxiated Insanity » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:15 am

(Since there's a new plot now, I should try and join in. And pull out a death scythe or something.)
"You know it's gonna be a shit day when the Suicide Line puts you on hold..."
That God Damn Moose
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:19 pm

Moose : ITS A TRAP!

TH : What the crap?

Angus : Oh snap!

Wii : Look at me fap!

Everyone started to talk in rhymes as the result of curse cast on them by a magical OopmaLoompa.

PT : SEEEEEEEEDSSs

Angus : What seeds?

PT : SEEEEEEEEEEDS
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:43 pm

PT: Magical, Wonderful seeds that grow into special plants!

Angus: ?

PT: Tragical, Blunderful tweeds that glow, pinto spaceship pants!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:57 pm

Angus : Run! We must run! Our stay in this forest shan't be fun!

BRMBug : Wait a minute, hold on hun!

Everyone : WHAAAAAT?

BRMBug : I have to go numbeeeer ooooooooone!


Everything turns from rhymes to a musical.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:29 pm

A big-band orchestra begins to play a showtune-style opening number and everbody sings and dances...

PT:
Oh, when the thick of the plot get to..wearing thin
That's when we all break out in song....

Bug:
The hotter among us take to..bearing skin (rips shirt)
To keep the show moving a-long

Angus:
Like the flip of a switch...

Kensuke:
We get that song-and-dance itch...

All (sung in four part harmony): And a moment is started a-newwwww

Moose: With a tune in a hearts
ECC: Just like magic it starts

Everyone: It's the BBS Commune debuuuut!


As Mike, ZZ, and whoever else posted on the last dozen pages continues playing the backing music in the band, PT scrambles to write a second verse...
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby iloveyouguys » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:16 am

PT: It's not easy, this song!

Azer: Please pass me the bong!

ILYG: shlong shlong shlong shlong shlong!

Everyone: When there's nothing to dooooooooo!
It's the BBS Commune debuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:53 am

ECC: So don't sit there like a mindless drone!
ILYG: 'Cuzz we're here to rock your chromosomes!
Bug: WFM turn up 'dat metronome!
WFM: Fuck you guys, I'm going home
PT: You diss my homies and there's a price to pay
TGDM: It's da BBS Commune House niggas and we're here to stay!
Kensuke: Yeeeeeeeeeeeah booooooooy
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:58 am

PT: Watch out, world, the SPS BBS is going the be the new tin pan alley!

everyone: :?

PT: You know, Tin Pan Alley?

everyone: :?

PT: Forget it.

ILYG (singing): Schlong Schlong Schlong Schlong Schlong Schlong

WFM: Yo, yo, yo, put da chronic in mah bong.

PT: :|
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby iloveyouguys » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:04 am

TGDM and ECC bring out salad for everyone.

WFM (rapping): To serve that, we'll need some tongs!

ILYG (singing): Shlongs shlongs shlongs shlongs shlongs!

PT: Goddamnit guys
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:34 am

Angus (spotting salad): Hey, way cool; I could use some roughage!

Moose: Grab a big bowl then, eat until you've had enough-age!

Bug: Boy, the things you gotta do...to make up a rhyyyyyyyyme...

All three: Well, this is no time to argue;
It's feedin' tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

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