The BBS Commune-House

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ned15
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby ned15 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:07 pm

ned: look mister...

jose *points guns at ned*: choose your next words veerrrry carefully.

ned: uh.....

PT *whispering to ned*: trust me, he doesn't look like he has the guts to shoot a girl. don't tell him who angus is.

ned *nods*: ....erm...yea, we don't know where angus is or where he's gone off to. all we know is he's not here.

jose: oh really?

*everybody nods*

jose: well, in that case, i'm just going to stay here till he comes back.

WFM: you can't do that!

jose: oh yes, i can. *puts guns down and walks into the living room to take a nap*
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Thunderhorse » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:39 pm

TH: Whoa. Wait a sec. What kind of an idiot leaves his gun behind to go and take a nap?

PT: Shhh... This is our chance.

TH: Gotcha. OK, here's the plan. PT, I'm putting you in charge of the gun. You, Kensuke, and Moose will sneak into whatever room Rico Suavé is napping in, tie him up at gunpoint, and interrogate him for info. Ned, you go check on Repairman. Everyone else can relax.

Kensuke: Why are you giving orders?

TH: Because...I...uhh...Idano. But it sounds like a good plan. So...Go team, and the like. Imma go get some celebratory nachos for us assuming you all don't get killed in the process. Have fun!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:15 pm

Moose: Save me some nachos!!

Kensuke: and me.

PT: -_- lets go guys.

Moose: *ahem*

PT: and ladies

Pink Panther theme music
PT, Moose and Kensuke walk into the weird unicorn den theme park thing room.


PT: whoa I didn't know we had such a room.

Kensuke: same..

Moose: I've been here before. But I encountered pedo bears so my visit wasn't so long.

Kensuke: Pedo bears, huh? :roll:

Moose points too the bleachers where 50 pedo bears sit motionlessly

PT: WOW!

Kensuke: Gaddamn!

Moose: They're harmless unless you say the Q word out loud.

PT: Q word?

Kensuke: :|

Moose whispers "Quackalooferdongdingcat" in PT's ear.

PT: O....kay...

Moose marches to the ferris wheel

Moose: Found him!

Kensuke: What now?

PT: Well I guess we have to climb up.

Moose: What a challenge.. :roll:

Moose quickly scrambles to the top to find the puerto rican guy sleeping

Kensuke: SO?

Moose: *thumbs up*

PT: Okey-doke!

PT and Kensuke climb up likewise

PT: (whispering) Okay you two tie him up as fast as you can and throw him down. I'll point the gun at him

Kensuke: (NOT whispering) I want to hold the gun

Moose: SHUSH AMANDA. You'll wake him up.

Kensuke and Moose tie him up
Moose quickly pushes the puerto rican off the ferris wheel without anyone noticing


PT: wow Moose!

*BUMP*

Kensuke: oh shit.

Jose: IN THE NAME OF EL DIABLO, WHAT THE TACO IS GOING ON??!!

Moose: God dammit.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:53 am

Kensuke: Quick! Let's escape with the bumper cars!

[Kensuke, PT and Moose each hop in a bumper car and slowly drive away. Jose jumps in one quickly after and chases them]

ned: I wonder how the plan is going

[Everyone stops what they're doing to watch PT, Kensuke, Moose and Jose slowly drive past them in their bumper cars]

Angus: Just a hunch, but I think they're doing rather well.

[The bumper cars slowly push the front door open and eases down the front lawn, suddenly, all of the bumper cars slow to a stop]

PT: Oh no! Now what will we escape in!?

[Moose jumps on PT's shoulders]

PT: What are you doing?

Moose: Fly PT! Fly!

[Jose approaches them]

Jose: Just for waking me up like this, I will kill all three of you!

Kensuke: Not so fast!

[Presses a button on a remote and a car behind them explodes]

Kensuke: uh, ignore that... Now! Continue to reduce your speed! *Presses Button and Kensuke blows up*

PT: Oh my god! They Killed Kensuke!

Moose: You bastards!

[The smoke clears revealing a charred Kensuke standing in the same position]

Kensuke: *Coughs up soot* I gotta fix this thing....
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:36 am

PT: O_o

PT: Okay, I think I can go along with this (PT shifts a gear and the bumper car begins to take flight.) ...by the way, Moose, was it really necessary to jump on my shoulders?

TGDM: Well, there aren't any passenger seats.

PT: Quite true, this bumper transport may be able to fly, but it has limited options.

Jose: Come back down here, you gringos! (He pulls out his OTHER gun and begins firing at the flying bumper car. Moose sways to the left to avoid getting hit which causes the car to lean leftward. She grabs on to PT's shirt collar to avoid falling off, partially choking him in the process.

TGDM: Dammit, PT, I thought you had his gun!

PT: I DO have his gun - ONE of his guns, but he has two of them.

Angus, ned, Kensuke, and TH look at each other perplexed.

TH: He does?

PT: Yes! If any of you read closely enough, you would have seen that! (straightens the bumper car out) Moose, take the steering wheel; it's time to play World War I Fighter Pilot!

TGDM steers the bumper car back toward Jose and begins to gain speed as the car descends in his direction. Jose is frantic and begins shooting desperately.

Jose: You stupid Americanos! You're going to kill yourselves if I don't get you first.

PT: To the contrary, you wayward Spaniard! Many, MANY hours of Doom and Soldier of Fortune will finally have served a purpose other than to avoid the outside world! (starts firing - Every shot misses by several yards.) sh*t!

Moose maneuvers the bumper car to swoop directly above Jose, causing him to jump to the ground.

Angus: Kensuke, don't you have something that can put a stop to this? Say, an explosive-type thing?

Kensuke: (looking slowly over at Angus) Yes....Yes I suppose I do. But don't interrupt me, I'm really getting into this. (looks back at the scene with Jose and the flying bumper car. He takes a swig of some carbonated beverage and sighs.)

PT: Moose, why are we gaining altitude? And where are you steering this thing anyway?

Moose: Hang, on, I think I got it this time.

The airborne bumper car does a 180, and heads back down toward Jose, only this time there is no time for him to react. The bumper car comes in for a crash landing on top of Jose, PT flips over and lands in the grass, and TGDM is thrown considerably further out near the street.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:25 pm

TH: ls it over?

Jose: Not yet, gringos! *Jose throws off the flaming wreckage and it turns out he is a robot*

TH: AHH! Puerto Rican Terminator! All the strength and awesomeness of Arnold Schwarzenegger, with the dance prowess of Carlton Banks! We're doomed!

PT: *Slaps Thunderhorse* Get a hold of yourself! Just think, he's still part Puerto Rican.

TH: You're right! He can't resist dancing! That gives me an idea! Hey! You guys over there!

Angus: You mean over here?

TH: Yes! Can you guys start another song? l've got a plan!

Angus: Uhh...Sure.

TH: Splendiferous! OK, heres the plan. When Robo-se is distracted, PT, Kensuke and Moose will rush him from behind, lmma go get some candy.

Kensuke: How are we supposed to kill him?

TH: Oh yeah... Here's some C-4 l picked up from the store. lt oughta do the trick. Now...Go team Venture, and the like.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:37 am

The "band" picks up their instruments once more and face the speakers toward the open window.

Angus: Okay, fellas, like we rehearsed...that is, IF we bothered rehearsing...no matter! A-1-2-3-4...

Band starts rendition of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck." PR bandito robot starts headbanging to the music, totally distracted.

PT (to Kensuke and Moose): Team flying tackle...NOW!

They knock the robot off his feet and hold him to the ground.

T-Horse: Guess that's my cue! (jams a chewing-gum-wad-size of C4 into robot's craw) Everyone off and get away!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:28 am

PR robot Jose explodes into little peices.

PT: We did it!

Moose: Wh-where is ned?

Angus: Hmmm.. she was here a minute ago.

Jose (screaming): HAHHAHAHHAAAA! I've got your girl, team BBS! You we never catch thee! I'll sacrice her to satan!

Kensuke: He's british.. and a satanist.

Everyone sees Jose holding ned in a hot air balloon.

ned: Stop touching me you fucking perv!

ned jumps off the hot air balloon and lands on a really fat lady. The hot air balloon explodes and Jose dies fer sure.

ned: Well thats that. Who wants ice cream?

SimM: Why would he start touching you?

Moose: Yeah I thought robots don't get sexually aroused....

ned: 'cause I slapped his butt. ^^

Moose: Why the hell would you do THAT? Oo

ned: well so the explosion sticker type thing would stick.

SimM: You are soooo cool!!!

Kensuke (mumbling): Exploding things is MY thing.. rabble rabble rabble!

Meanwhile back at the condo... we hear screams from BRMBug's room....
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:05 am

Moose: There was a scream from upstairs!

Kensuke: SHHHH!!!! Look, they made a Saturday morning cartoon out of me, PT, Angus and Wii's band!

[On the TV]

WFM: We must solve this with music again gang!

They all start playing 'A Hard Day's Night' by The Beatles with WFM on Rhythm guitar, Angus on lead guitar, PT on bass, Kensuke on drums, and PT and WFM are singing the vocals

PT: We sure got rid of that evil wizard!

Angus: Yeah, I'm glad that's over

Kensuke: It was sure a hard day's night! heheheheh, yeeeeah.

[Off T.V.]

Kensuke: Hey! They portray me as the goofy comic relief! That's so inaccurate.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Wii fit man » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:31 am

WFM: Err.......

Maybe we should go check on Bug.

ned: Wait a minute.

WFM: What?

ned: Has Bug ever even been here before?

All: .......................
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:00 am

*Suddenly a large man in a wrestling outfit bursts in*

Land lord: I am the land lord, and you are behind on rent! Time for pay day!

ned: Anyone a wrestler?

Land Lord: OH YEEEEEAH!!!! I'm gonna pick one myself!!! EEENIE, MEEENIE, MINEY AND MOEEEEEE!!! OH YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!

PT: You didn't even point at any one while you did that?

*Land Lord flicks PT's nose*

PT: Ow! Jeez...
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:48 am

PT (rubbing nose) Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

Land Lord: OH YEAHH! Yer rent is OVER DUEEEE and now it's TIME TO PAYYYYYah! (flexes muscles) (turns toward ned and Kensuke): Well Lookie here, we got ourselves an audience! Who ya rootin' for, kids? (puts hand behind ear...)

ned and Kensuke look at each other dubiously...

TGDM: Uh....the Land Lord?

Land Lord: What's that? I can't heeeeeear youuu!

little kids voices: Aye, aye, captain!

Land Lord: Damn, that pirate from SBSP! Ruined "I can't hear you!" for wrestling! I oughta bodyslam the executive producer!

PT: Uh, excuse me....sir, but I'm not going to wrestle with you.

Land Lord: You have no choice! I am the Land Lord and you're about to get evicted!

Kensuke: Jesus, these puns are horrible.

PT: Well, it just so happens, I have an attorney here to settle this matter! (points to Angus)

Land Lord: NOoooo! We settle this IN THE RING! You got that, punk?

PT: Where's the ring?

Land Lord: We're already in it! (flexes muscles again) Oooohh YEEAH! and as soon as the bell rings, I'm gonna send you packing!

Angus steps up in an effort to appease the lunatic wrestler

Angus: Excuse me, Land Lord.

Land Lord: Ah! You must be the ref!

Angus: Yes, I guess you could say that.

Land Lord: Well, let's get GOING THEN!! I'm gonna ride roughshod over this dude like a U-Haul!

Angus: Okay! (takes out some paperwork) I just need to get your signature before we begin...just some standard forms...

Land Lord signs the papers "Good! Now let's get to it!"

Angus: Hold on there, Mr. Lord. The paperwork you signed acknowledges that during my client's tenancy of your property, it was condemned, and therefore, illegal to rent. My client, PT, agrees to vacate your establishment, but due to the condemned status of your property, he is not legally obligated to pay you any restitution.

Land Lord.....(stares blankly)....but...but I'm THE LAND LORRRD!!

Angus: I'm sorry, but this matter is now between you and the city housing department.

LL: looks around, disgruntled. "Which way to town hall?!"

Miraculously, everyone points in the same direction, yet no one has any clue.

LL: I'm gonna kick some ass! (LL lumbers away, menacingly)

PT: Thanks, Angus.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:20 pm

Kensuke: Yes, thank you Angus, for ruining a potentially hilarious plot we could've endeavored, but noooo, we're back to square one, plotless and dead.

*Just then Land Lord walks in with another large wrestler*

LL: *points at Angus* C'mere skinny MAN!!!!

*Angus walks over cautiously*

Angus: yeah?

LL: If I am remembering correctly, my problem is with him, * Points to other wrestler* YEEEAH!?

Angus: Who is this exactly?

2nd wrestler: I'm the City Housing Department, OH YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!

Angus: I guess so

LL: RING THE BELL REFFY BOY!!! OH YEEEEAHH!!!

*Angus Rings the bell and the two wrestle*

Wii: This is the best court case ever!
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Niels0827 wrote:But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:45 pm

TGDM throws an apple at the wrestlers, it bounces off and hits Kensuke, who collapses.

TGDM: Oh my god! I killed Skippy!

Kensuke opens his eyes and glares at Moose.

Kensuke: ...Bitch...

LL: So are we gonna wrestle till someone fails?

CHD: Yah!!

They keep wrestling.

Hours pass and they keep wrestling. People get bored and go places.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:12 am

Jake appears and stabs Wii
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds ."

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