The BBS Commune-House

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ned15
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby ned15 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:18 am

a bell rings.
angus: ok, round 32 is over. we'll be back in 5 minutes.

the two wrestlers go to their sides to take a water break.

ned: this is ridiculous.

kensuke: i know...PT should be the one in there. that would make it all the more interesting.

PT: hey!

ned: that's not what i meant. these guys are going to be here a long time and this plot is really going nowhere. how do we get rid of them?

the BBSers ponder...
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:24 am

BK: We could kil them? Our hide steroids in one of 'ems drinks, and when they drink it we accuse them of steroid use, so when they take the test they are found positive, and get disqualified.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Wii fit man » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:06 am

WFM: I'd like to make it clear that Jake is jealous, and therefore cannot stab me.

ned: But that doesn't make sense.

WFM: SILENCE, MORTAL!
*Back to the story, BK is getting ready to execute his plan*

WFM: BK, how is making them stronger going to help anything?

BK: I accuse you two of steroid use! Officer!

*Another giant wrestler*

Ned: Of course.

Police officer: You broke the law, punks! Now I beat you to the GROUND!

WFM: What the fuck is wrong with this town?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby End of life » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:25 am

End of life: Well what the heck is going on here? Too much drama for me, I'm leaving.

*slips on glass bottle and gets stabbed in the head by glass, instantly getting killed*
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:45 am

WFM: Who should break this up? the national guard-

ned: *cover's wii's mouth* No don't!

National Guard: OH YEEEEAH!!! I'm the national guard!!!!

Kensuke: Hmmmm.... I think we also need a crossing guard, bus driver, mail man, and Steven Tyler!

*Wrestlers with the aforementioned names run in*

ned: Dammit Kensuke!

Steven Tyler: YAAAAAYUH!!!! Walk this way so I can kick your ass!!!!

*Jumps on the Land Lord*
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:15 am

Steven Tyler overwhelms the land lord through his sheer ugliness alone. :P

Wait, that's not Steven Tyler, it's an animated, fossilized cro-magnon wearing a wig and leather pants.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:08 am

TH awakens from his nap.

TH: Yawn. WHAT?! Thar be wrasslin goin on and I'm not currently involved? Not while I'm conscious! Now let's see.. Where's my cheat book? *Yelling out bedroom window* Who borrowed my cheat book last?

PT: I did. I was playing some Megaman 5 earlier and needed some passwords. It should be in my room still.

Several minutes later, I bust through the front door.

TH: I found it. Okay, now where's that code? Aha! Up Up Left Down and all three punch buttons. It sounds simple enough. Good. Code was accepted. Now what? Urp...I don't feel so hot...

TGDM: Oh god! He's glowing! Abandon ship!

TH: I have become Zangief, greatest wrestler of all time! DAH!!!!

PT: Whoa...He's like eight feet tall and all muscle. AND LOOK AT THE SHINY NEW MOWHAWK!

TH: The mohawk is the manliest hairstyle of all time, comrade! Now, as for you pipsqueeks over there, I challenge you all to a hardcore handicap match. If I win, we stay here for free, no longer held by the deathgrip of rent.

LL: OH YEAAAH! And what if we win, brother?

TH: Then we leave, deal?

LL: YER ON!

TH: ROUND ONE. FIGHT!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby iloveyouguys » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:45 pm

suddenly, ILYG appears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111ONE!!!!11111111!!1111!!!


and everyone rejoices.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:49 am

Angus: Hiya, ILYG!! Joining the party?

But he gets grabbed by Zangief T-Horse by mistake and is thrown into the air a couple of times before...

TH: Final...Atomic...BUSTEERRRRRRR!!!!

A flash of light and sonic boom fill the room, and when the dust has settled, everyone gathers to see the unconscious form on the floor.

ILYG: Christ! You squashed him like a...heeeey, nice mohawk! How'd you get it?

Something flies into the room and ILYG catches it. It looks like it has its own mohawk, but it's on a...BOOM!! When THAT dust settles, ILYG checks the mirror and notices...

ILYG: Whoa! Now I'VE got one! But how--

Mr. T (entering through back door): I did it, foo'! (holds up a...) Mohawk grenade! Maybe you heard of 'em! (Chucks one at unconscious Angus--BOOM!!) There! You look better now! T out! PEACE!! (leaves while everyone watches with WTF faces)
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby iloveyouguys » Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:13 am

IYLG: what the flying fuck is going on?!?!

ILYG examines herself in the mirror

ILYG: well....I DO look pretty sweet with this, heeeeey so do you guys!

Angus: did Mr. T just Mohawk Grenade us or am I on something?!?!?!?!

TH: I'm just reeeeeally glad to not be dead...an hey, at least we look punk-rock now...
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:42 pm

Moose stomps her feet angrily.

Moose whines: I want a mowhawk toooooo!!

Kensuke whines: Calm down your voice hurting me earsss..

ned whines: She doesnt have to its a free countryyy.

WFM whines: Why do they have mohawks and I don't??

BK whines: Wahhhh... The Sith isn't here yettt.

ILYG picks up a peice of paper that fell out of the granade

ILYG reads aloud: Side effects: May cause whineness of people around you, neon green diahrea, platypus sickness, and viagra effects.

ILYG: Oh lawd..
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:26 pm

Angus: "Platypus sickness"?? I don't even wanna know what that means. Now, if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to do something. (leaves room)

Moose whines: Hey, where's he goin'?

ILYG: Dunno, but all of a sudden, my guts're on fire...(runs to bathroom)

While everyone else is whining or asking around about the incident, Angus, making sure no one sees him, pulls out a brown hat and makes his way into a hall closet, where a hidden lift takes him down below, under the house.

There is a large room with computers and a large monitor, and a transmission is coming in.


Man on monitor: Ah, Agent P! Great disguise! Wouldn't have known you without the hat. Just what you'll need for your next mission. (holds up paper and looks it over) It seems our old pal, Dr. D., is up to no good again, and whatever he has planned, he has acquired every tin of anchovies in town. More specifically, the town you're in right now!

Angus (mild shock): Grrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrrk... (double-takes once he finds he did a platypus noise)

Man: Exactly! So, go ahead and find him, put a stop to him, you know the rest!

Angus salutes monitor, finds a flying craft, and heads into town.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:11 am

Chorus: (sings) Doofenschmertz evil incorporated!

*Angus bursts through Dr.D's door*

Dr.D: Nah ha! So we meet again Angus the...uhh...Platty-Person! Unfortunately you are unable to stop my eeeeevil plan to transform all tootsie pops in the tri-state area into the brown chocolate ones that no one likes! You see, as a young child, my teacher would hand out tootsie pops, a-and I was always last to get one so I was left with the iiiiicky brown ones! No one likes those ones, but that is the only one they shall have and there's nothing you can do about it Angus the Platty-person!

[Angus jumps up kicks Dr.D]

Dr.D: Ow! You shall pay for that!

*Meanwhile back at the commune house*

*Zangief gets kicked and flies backwards*

Zangief: Ooooaaaah [echos twice then hits the ground and bounces once]

Voice: Land lord...WINS.

PT: Tootsie pops anyone?

[Everyone takes one, kensuke is last]

Kensuke: Brown!? This flavor sucks! *chucks it at Steven Tyler's head*

Steven Tyler: BROWN!? MAH FAVORITE!!! YYEEEEAAAAYUH!!!!

Voice: Round two! Fight!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:39 am

Moose (to Steven Tyler): No way. You like that flavor?

(meanwhile, back at the Doofenshmirtz building)

Dr. D. (having been slammed against the wall): Ohh, my evil head...I guess I did forget to trap you this time before I told you my plan. Still, NOT TOO LATE!! (pulls out remote and hits button)

(A lobster cage falls on Angus)

Dr. D.: You know, this isn't the first time I've trapped you while you were in disguise, so I really should prepare for that. But, first things first! How am I going to change all those flavored Tootsie-Pops, you may ask? Well, go on, ask me!

Angus (hesitant): Grrrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk...

Dr. D.: Why, I thought you'd never ask...BEHOOOOLD--(removes cover and shows machine)--My BrownChocolateFlavorConverterinator!! This baby will find all the non-brown pops and change them, making everyone gag in disgust...just like I do. (puts remote in pocket) I'm going to need two hands for this, though; it's a pretty big job.

(But he bumps something in his pocket, pushing the button and opening the trap)

Dr. D.: Now, Angus the Platy-Person, watch and listen, as the whole Tri-State Area retches from the surprise taste of EVIL!!!

(Angus flings himself towards him)

Dr. D.: OOF!! Wait, how did you...Ohhh, my pocket. I gotta put this remote in an empty one--HEY!!

(Angus snatches remote and hurls towards machine, where it hits a button)

Machine: Self-destruct sequence started.

Dr. D.: Remind me again, WHY do I put self-destruct buttons on everything?

(Machine explodes as Angus escapes via hang glider)

Dr. D.: CURSE YOU, ANGUS THE PLATY-PERSONNNN!!!

Chorus:
Dooby dooby doo-ba
Dooby dooby doo-ba
AN-GUUUUS!!
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Kensuke
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:20 pm

Right! I forgot about the trap before plans, silly me.

Angus lands in the commune house and throws off his hat and steps towards PT

PT: Oh, there you are Angus

Angus: Grrrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk
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