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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:38 pm
by AngusMcTavish
ILYG: Hey, guys. Just got back from the bathroom. Miss anything?

PT: Naw, they're on Round 2 over there, Landlord has the series lead.

Moose (whining): How long are your symptoms supposed to laaaaast?!

ILYG (consulting paper from grenade): Doesn't say, but I would guess the mohawk look should be wearing out soon. Lessee..."whininess from others," check, "diarrhea," check, "platypus sickness"...

Angus: Grrrkrkrk...er, ahem, pardon me. (getting back to normal slowly)

ILYG: Check..."Viagra effects." Did anyone have--

Angus: UH...Ohhhhhh! (hobbles off to bathroom)

PT: I hope he's not in there for four hours; we may have to call a doctor.

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:46 pm
by Pip Tweek
* PT hoards all the chocolate tootsie pops to himself *

You mean nobody likes these but me and Steven Tyler? The chocolate ones were my favorite!

Steven Tyler: AHbibbiidyboobidyboobidybibbidyboobidyBA!

PT: Shut the hell up you gangling, old sellout.

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:55 pm
by Kensuke
Steven Tyler: How about I strangle you with the scarf on my microphone BIIIITCH!!!!

*Steven Tyler runs at PT and falls off a stage*

Kensuke: I lol'd.

Steven Tyler: Help me joe!

Joe Perry: Screw you man, you're not even in Aerosmith anymore. *Walks out*

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:10 pm
by Pip Tweek
Kensuke: Poor Steven. He walked out on his band and he fell off a stage for the second time in a year.

ST: Somebody cawl an AAAAAAAAmbulance if ya please!

PT: (cupping his hands around his mouth) shouts: "AAAAAAmbulaaaaance!!"

Suddenly a distant siren is heard heading in their direction. The ambulance pulls up and some strung out young lady gets out from behind the wheel

Lady: I just stole this thing. Took it on a joyride for 50 miles. I'm probably going to jail, but, it was worth it.

PT: Well, I feel partly responsible for ST here. Can someone give me a hand loading him on to the stretcher?

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:14 pm
by That God Damn Moose
BEHOLD: The Magic Platypus

Platypus: I AM THE PLATYPUS! GOO GOO GJOB! But you can call me BJ.

Angus: GASP! Can you cure me?

BJ: Why yes, just get on your knees, open your mouth and close your eyes.

*Angus begins the process

Kensuke: HALT! I SENSE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

Moose whines: GUUhh. What is it nowwwW?

Kensuke: My corndog.. Its missing.

Angus: Here it is!

*Angus picks up a corndog that was lying on the floor and hands it to Kensuke

Kensuke: All right carry on.

*BJ then places a magic frosted flake on Angus' head and Angus transforms into an ostrich.

BK whines: Oh Golly!!

Angus the ostrich: Squak squak squak!!

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:30 am
by Thunderhorse
TH Gief: ULTIMATE...ATOMIC........BUSTER!

LandLord: URRGH Urrgh urrgh

Voice: Zangief Wins
Final Round
FIGHT!!!

LandLord: Good one, but you're out of super moves! *LandLord jumps into the air* But I have one left for you! OH YEAAH! DIVING RENT STORM!!!

TH Gief: Ahh, but that is where you are wrong, comrade! Everybody forgets about this one! AERIAL RUSSIAN SLAM!!!

LandLord: NOOO Oooo oooo

Voice: Zangief Wins
Perfect!

TH Gief: The puny LandLord is defeated! I win!

BJ: FROSTED FLAKES!

TH Gief: Huh? *A magic frosted flake hits TH Gief in the mohawk* AHHH Ahhh ahhh

Kensuke: Thunderhorse transformed into...a horse?

THorse: Whinney!

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:24 am
by AngusMcTavish
Angus Ostrich sees T-Horse Horse and starts panicking, kicking up his legs toward him. Apparently, the transformation has messed with his mind, and he doesn't have his human senses.

He still has the mohawk from earlier, though.


Angus O: Squawk squawk!!

T-Horse H: Whinney, sputter!

Kensuke (to BJ): We gotta get them outside before they have a throwdown of their own!

BJ: Already on it! (grabs a couple of carrots from the fridge and takes them to open door) Here, guys! Come and get 'em!

T-Horse Horse sees the carrots and darts out the door, grabbing them out of BJ's hand. Angus Ostrich stands in place, eyeing the others suspiciously.

Kensuke: Uhhh, I don't know if ostriches eat carrots.

BJ: Well, we still managed to separate them, right?

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:42 am
by That God Damn Moose
ILYG decides that Angus Ostrich is her new transportation vehicle and starts chasing him around the condo.

All this makes BK dizzy and he faints, then RTL slaps him back into consiousness, thus starting an ultimate throwdown.

Moose stops whining and begins meditating, hovering in the air.

Kensuke just stands there picking his nose.

WFM: This is superprisingly entertaining.

DTM Is eyeing T-Horse Horse because of his unusual pinkish purple color.

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:00 am
by Thunderhorse
Kensuke: Hey DTM, why do you keep eying T-Horse?

DTM: He's a horse of a different color!

Angus: Shouldn't some new antagonist be showing up by now?

GAM: Muahahhahaha! I am Generic Antagonist Man! I have arrived to cause an adequate amount of terror!

Angus: Knew it. Well how are we gonna deal with this guy?

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:44 am
by AngusMcTavish
General Antagonist Man takes a look down the main hallway and starts setting all the pictures there so they are all crooked.

DTM (mockingly): Hey!

GAM (half-evil laugh): Muahahahahahaaaa! Now you have to go back and set them right all over again! Later! (leaves the house)

Angus (after a pause): That's his terror plot?? (attempts facepalm, but remembers he still has ostrich wings) Damn.

Kensuke: Uhhh, I've got this one. Man, there's some dust on these frames... (blows off a frame)

The dust from the frame enters the main room and gets up Angus Ostrich's nostrils.

Angus: geehhh...geeegeeeh...gigigigi...giggity...BWAAAAAAA--CHOOOO!!!

The sneeze turns him back to normal.

DTM: Whoa! That's all you gotta do? Come on, fellas! We need to make T-Horse sneeze and turn him human again.

ILYG: Uhhh, guys? It seems that T-Horse has bolted.

Kensuke: What?! Where does he think HE'S goin'?

ILYG: Don't know, but there is a race track downtown, and he did head off in that direction.

DTM: Great. NOW what do we do?

Angus: Only one thing TO do. We'll have to go to the track to find him.

Kensuke: And if we do?

Angus: Well, I don't know about YOU, but I'm putting $2.00 across the board on him!

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:46 am
by Asphyxiated Insanity
(.....Ok, how the hell did I get involved this?)

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:32 pm
by AngusMcTavish
(I happened to notice earlier posts, so I figured...What the heck.)

Everyone from the CH heads across the street and catches a bus to the race track. Sure enough, as they get in, they see T-Horse Horse in the paddock.

PT: Yep, that's him, all right. You can tell by his markings.

ILYG: So, wait, doesn't he have to register to join the race?

Angus: He also needs an owner, a trainer, someone who can claim it, a jockey, the right gear...(turns to window)...yeah, $2 across on number 6 in this race, please...(back to the others)...but it appears they've done all that more quickly than I thought. Look at this program.

Sure enough, T-Horse wears the 6 blanket in this race.

Announcer: Two minutes to post time. Two minutes.

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:45 am
by Asphyxiated Insanity
AngusMcTavish wrote:(I happened to notice earlier posts, so I figured...What the heck.)

(Fair enough I guess.)

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:04 am
by Asphyxiated Insanity
*DTM kills herself for no apparent reason*

Re: The BBS Commune-House

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:14 am
by evilcupcake72
*ECC enters and has no idea what the hell is going on*