The BBS Commune-House

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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Wii fit man » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:29 pm

Did you guys just make my rap? Ew. XD
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:29 pm

Yeah, I'm not very enthusiastic about the fact that I was just made to say, "Yeeeeah boooooy!"
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:36 pm

Kensuke wrote:Yeah, I'm not very enthusiastic about the fact that I was just made to say, "Yeeeeah boooooy!"

Psh, you know you love it
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:35 am

evilcupcake72 wrote:
Kensuke wrote:Yeah, I'm not very enthusiastic about the fact that I was just made to say, "Yeeeeah boooooy!"

Psh, you know you love it


No I don't! It's well known that I say "SHYEEEEAH!" or "Waddup!" in times of hip-hop cyphering!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:50 am

Being too lazy to scroll back and read the last few pages, what exactly is going on at this point in our never-ending adventure story?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:24 am

I dunno, let's just start with something new.

The BBS Commune-House

Issue #314: Something wicked this way clones

The BBS members face their greatest challenge...themselves?

aaaaand go!

[PT wakes up in his bed]

PT: *yaaaaawn* hmmm, this is strange...it's a normal morning.

WFM: I'll say.

PT: YAH!

[Shows WFM laying next to PT in his bed]

PT: Uh Wii...what exactly are you doing in my bed?

WFM: erm...I don't know....I'll ask Kensuke.

Kensuke: Ask me what?

PT: AH!! What are you doing in my bed too!?

[A knock is heard at the door]

WFM: Hey PT! Quit yelling in there!

PT: Wii...is that you out there?

WFM: Yeah......

[PT looks at the WFM in bed. The WFM in the bed then flickers a couple times, then jumps out the window]

PT: W-was that a clone?

[WFM enters]

WFM: A clone?

[PT glares at Kensuke and runs to the living room to find another Kensuke sleeping on the couch]

PT: [to the Kensuke on the couch] Ken! There's a clone here!

[The Kensuke on the couch looks up, flickers a couple times then jumps through the window]

[Original Kensuke Enters]

Kensuke: Yeah I know there's a clone in here, I just saw him.

PT: Wait...if you're not a clone, why were you in my bed?

Kensuke: I got lonely is all.....

WFM: We gotta check with the others for any more suspicious activity!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:46 am

PT: Damn, first it was french/evil versions of ourselves and now direct clones! This is going to be even more insidious.

Kensuke: So what should we do?

PT: Well, I'm going to need some damn coffee before I tackle this sh*t.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:35 am

ECC: Who said tackle?! (jumps out of the closet and tackles WFM)

WFM: Yeccchhh! Get off me!

PT: Well what do you know, ECC came out of the closet.

Another ECC comes out of the closet

Kensuke: What the...?

WFM: Another one! Oh shizzles!

ILYG and ILYG v2.0: Did you just say "shizzles"? AHHAHAHAh

TGDM walks by to the kitchen and notices all this weird stuff

TGDM (to herself): Don't ask... Walk away... Just walk away.

TGDM v2.0 walks out of the bathroom with a newspaper

TGDM: OH HEEEELL NAW
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby iloveyouguys » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:35 am

WFM: Psh, WFM 2.0 is no match for me. I bet he isn't even awesome.

WFM 2.0: Suuuuuure I'm not. Regular WFM is soooo cool.

WFM: You're damn right! Who's awesome? I'm awesome.

WFM 2.0: Yeeeeah, after you beat me, you'll have soooo many friends and girlfriends. Like 10 friends. And half of them will be girlfriends.

WFM: Riiiiiight, psh. Beta as f*ck.

WFM 2.0: FUCK YOU I'M AWESOME!!1 YOU HAVE SHIZZLES IN YOUR PANTS!

PT: Oh god! I can't tell them apart!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:35 pm

^^^^ LOL. :lol:
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby evilcupcake72 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:51 pm

ECC: * hyperventilating* EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!
ECC v2.0: Jesus Christ lady, like, take a chill pill or something...
ECC: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS IT THREATENED ME!
PT: Well obviously she's never been in an clone crisis before
PT v2.0: *takes sip of coffee* What a spazz
PT: Is that the coffee I just made for myself?
PT v2.0: Yep, deal with it bitch
PT: You fucking Ostrich testicle! Now it gets personal!
PT v2.0: Bring it hoe!
PT v2.0 breaks his coffee mug on the kitchen counter and attempts to shank PT with it, but misses and PT smashes a plate over PT v2.0's head
ECC: Um...GUYS!
ECC v2.0: Lulz
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:31 pm

PT v3.0: Hey! That's enough, you two!
PT: But he stole my coffee and called me a bitch!
PT v3.0: But think about it, is it really worth all this violence? I mean, how hard is it to brew another pot of coffee?
PT v2.0: Oh, shut up, you pontificating douchebag.
PT: Alright, I'll make another pot.
PT v2.0: That's it? I tried to shank you and you're going to make us all coffee now?
PT: The other us had a point.
PT v2.0: You big pussy! This is why people take advantage of you and treat you with no respect!
PT v3.0: Those types of people no longer exist in our world, so it's a moot point.
PT v2.0: Oh, cripes, you can rationalize your way out of anything can't you?
PT: And you can't stop being critical of me!

Everyone watches the existential dilemma unfold.

PT v3.0: Look, we all need to accept each other if we're ever going to be happy.
PT: If we were different aspects of the same person, that would be true, but you guys are just clones of me, so I don't have to accept sh*t. (takes a butcher knife and stabs PT 2 through the back, causing him to fall to the ground dead.
PT v3.0: You're not going to kill me too, are you? I want to live just as much as you do!

PT: I'll think about it. But for right now, I'm tired of talking to myself. I'm going to check the other areas of the house and try to figure out what's going on...

ECC: That was really...
ECCv2: Weird?
ECC: Yes. Weird.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby evilcupcake72 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:37 pm

ECC: PT 3.0 is right, if were ever going to make it, we need to learn to get along
ECC 2.0: Psh, like I'll ever get along with you
ECC: Yeah, well, you have a big forehead!
ECC 2.0: So do you dumb fuck!
ECC 3.0: You guys! Really?
ECC: Shut up 3.0, this is personal
Bug: I get along with all of myyyyyy clones
ECC: That's because one of them has tits, and another one has no vocal cords
Bug 2.0: Don't make fun of me, okay! The cloning machine messed up when I came out!
ECC 3.0: Cloning machine?
Bug 2.0: Yes, cloning machine
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby iloveyouguys » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:56 pm

TGDM: Cloning machine? Oh no

Everyone turns to see army of ILYGs off in the distance.

ILYG: Finally! My dream! It's finally come true!

PT: No, they're evil. You've got to kill them, or else!

ILYG: I could never destroy something that f*cking awesome...

All others roll their eyes.

TGDM: They're coming!

TGDM 2.0 and 3.0: I know what to do!

TGDM 2.0 and 3.0 set pudding traps to catch the ILYGs and they all fall to their delicious demise.

ILYG: Meh. I liked the ILYG army before its members were born.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Kensuke » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:46 am

Kensuke: Getting along with my doppelganger?

Kensuke v2.0: hahahaha...you said doppelganger...

Kensuke: Hahahaahaha! I did!... :x get out....

Kensuke v2.0: you get out!

Kensuke: Why don't we both get out!?

Kensuke v2.0: How about dinner and a movie!?

Kensuke: What movie do you have in mind!?

Kensuke v2.0: We'll see when we get there!

Kensuke: That's normally a bad Idea!

Kensuke v2.0: Oh okay! Let's check the movie listings!

Kensuke: Okay!...say if we were to...you know...make doopers...would that be like masturbation?

Kensuke v2.0: I don't know.... Let's go deeper into this discussion

[They both exit]
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