The BBS Commune-House

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teh-lolrus
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby teh-lolrus » Thu May 15, 2008 10:28 pm

teh-lolrus comes downstairs, lurking around. She gives Jay a funky stare and hides behind Bug.

Is it true that one of you took my iPod and sent it to Hell? Someone owes me if my music is gone. I can't sit around and use free Napster all day- I'd have to take my computer to school and do all that fancy proxy crap to get over the block and stuff...

She yawns and shakes her head at all the confusion going about in the Communte-House.
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A Little Overboard
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby A Little Overboard » Thu May 15, 2008 10:36 pm

a little overboard wakes up and stares around

"a, gosh dangit those alains moved me again"

alo gets up and walks around, in hopes of finding were he was. He eventualy finds his way to the police station.

"can i help you"

a fat police man sead in a disturbing voice.

"uhh, yes, id like to know-

alo was cut off by a near banging sound. he stared around the police man to see some kids in a jail cell mualing the toilet with a sledgehammer

"whoa, what are they doing?"

"oh, dont mind them. they just have a realy big crap aand need a bigger toilet"

"they sead they have a bigger crap so they have to destroy the toilet?"

"no, im guessing"

in annoyance, alo walks up to the cell and stares abruplty.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:12 am

What? It's actually been pretty quiet here the last couple of months? I would have imagined that the summer months would bring more people in...

Guess we start a new day.

Angus was showing a couple of people in the kitchen the new voice message he just put on the answering machine.

Okay, guys. I think you'll like this. (pushes Playback button)

Voice: "Ya-harrr, mateys! This be the Dread Pirate Captain Blackstool! If ye be lookin' to speak with someone at the BBS House, they're all TIED UP right now! Yaaa-ha-ha-harrr!! But if ye must leave a message, maybe I'll let the landlubber call ye back...MAYBE!! YAAAAA-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha-haarrrrrgh!!"

It is at this point another member enters the room with some news of his/her own.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby BRMBug » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:18 am

WHAAT?!? Well, I guess that is a little better than my old greeting message.

Hey, I think I've figured out a way to make the house completely independent from the power grid. I take a few dozen car batteries, hook them up to power inverters, and wire them into the power loop. Then to keep the batteries charged I connect an alternator to each one, powered by starter motor. Huh? Huh? Am I a genie or what?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby teh-lolrus » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:03 pm

teh-lolrus falls out of bed, whacking her head pretty hard on the floor. She crawls out of her room, plunks her butt on a trash can lid found next to the banister, and slides down the stairs, making a ton of noise in the process.

...Guh. Where's the ice? I think I just gave myself a concussion or somethin'...fell out of my bed again...

She looks around and heads into the kitchen.

Ice...? Anyone...?

[I really hope the story doesn't get too confusing now...the last arc lost me after the first two pages of said story arc.]
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:21 am

Hmm? Oh, right. Sure thing, lolrus.

Angus goes to the fridge and opens the freezer door. At once, he stops and looks inside.

Uhh, Bug...what exactly did you use for a starter motor?

He pulls out the ice tray. It's all unfrozen water, and some of it drips out onto the floor.

Hang on, lolrus. I have one of these plastic Blu-Ice things. (pulls it out, feels it) Still a bit cold. This should be okay. (hands it to her)
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby teh-lolrus » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:21 pm

Thanks muchly, Angus! ...I've always wondered what's inside these blue things anyways? It looks like frozen Windex or somethng...

Lolrus presses the ice pack on her head and looks around.

Starter motor? Someone's trying to build something, eh? That's cool. I'd help, but I'd end up breaking whatever the thing is.

She wrinkles her nose and opens the fridge up again. teh-lolrus pokes around the fridge searching for some breakfast, but to her dismay, there was nothing intresting to eat...
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BRMBug
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby BRMBug » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:45 pm

Oh, just your standard mid 70's Delco starter motor... wait a minute. Who the hell unplugged the fridge to plug in a cell phone charger?!?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:14 pm

AngusMcTavish wrote:
Captain Blackstool!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:18 am

butters kenny:AHHH (butters kenny wakes up on the couch with 1 sharpie in his hand and one jammed in his nose) ooohh god my head hearts What!?!?! Where am i this isnt jail and where are my pants?
I Wasn't choking you I was just hugging your neck

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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:54 am

(sundnly butters kenny eyes get all swirly and he begins to run all over the house looking for sharpies)

butters kenny:(runs to pip tweeks room)

pip tweek:hey what are you doing here?

butters kenny:oooooo this ones sented (inhales with a deep breath) ahhhh grreeen apple

pip tweek: what the hell?

butters kenny : hey man you fgatta get me more sharpies

pip tweek: what?

butters kenny: you know SHARPIES sharpies sharpies sharpies

pip tweek: no way man and besides i dont have any sharpies

butters kenny:your holding out on me man YOUR HOLDING AT ON ME(he runs off)
I Wasn't choking you I was just hugging your neck

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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Butterslover21 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:12 am

butterslover is in her room and just stabs herself, and she permanently dies
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:43 am

@Pip Tweek: Arrgh, that's the Dread Pirate Captain Blackstool to you!

Angus hears the commotion from BL21's room and hurries to see if all is okay. Imagine his surprise to see what happened.

Uhhh, guys??
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby teh-lolrus » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:27 pm

teh-lolrus runs upstairs to see what had Angus so distressed. She barges into the room and blinks twice in surprise.

...Eh? That's not good...

She grabs a little bell out from her pants pocket and rings it. The others stare on at her, confused.

It's the Death-Bell. You ring it when you see a dead person. There's a weird story behind that...
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Big-Will » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:39 pm

That death bell is answered by a roaring organ as the Dead Man makes his appearance. He looks around as the residents hide wherever they can, then he steps into the foyer. The Undertaker has arrived!
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