The BBS Commune-House

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butters kenny
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:49 pm

butters kenny, counfused and hhigh crawls out of the room to see the brave bbsers fighting of fluffy...er fred

butters kenny: Hi g--guys ggggggguuiiis


pip tweek: go away man


butters kenny: why you gatta be like that im just here t--t --to :parishilton: :stanpuke: help out

pip tweek: no this guy is un-beatible

butters kenny: w--why why dont you just eat him he he is a gaint mar---mar---marshmellow right?

pip tweek: :?

butters kenny: :stanpuke: :parishilton:
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:32 pm

^^ Hey, I wouldn't be that rude to you! :o

Maybe if we all team up, we can beat this monstrosity!

Then again, you may be right!

* leaves to find a giant graham cracker and chocolate bar *

A few minutes pass - a standoff between Fluffy and mf_42

* PT returns with a blowtorch, a graham cracker the size of a door, and a trash bag full of Hershey's kisses. *

"Alright, everyone, gather round the campfire - it's time to make the biggest "S'more" in the history of all mankind!"

* Turns on the blowtorch and begins baking the Fluff monster live *

* singing * Kumbaya m'lord, Kumbaya....
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:49 pm

butters kenny: hurra lets eat

he runs towards the smore and reaches out as his hand cacthes on fire

butters kenny: ahh help pput it out

mf42 grabs something at random[ and poures it on bks hand

the flames grow larger

butters kenny: ahh what was that?!? he reads the bottle

butters kenny: GASOLINE?1?? ahh help put it out put it out ahhhh
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:59 am

Jake, inside the stomache of the marshmallow.

Jake: Thank god marshmallows dont have teeth! Huh, its getting a little hot in here.... wierd.... Huh, im talking to myself...... wierd.....

Jake hears somthing coming from outside the marshmallow.

Jake: What the hell? It sounds like...It sounds like Kumbaya my lord... Isnt that a campfire song.... OH CRAP! HELP!!! HELP ME!!! Probably shoulda done this earlier. Oh well. HELP!!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:44 pm

Jake:ahhh help

butters kenny:AHHH HELP

JAKE:AHHH HELP


both jake and butters kenny: ahhh god help im on fire for gods sake!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Michaeloptv » Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:16 pm

michaeloptv is walking on a sidewalk and notices butterskenny on fire

Hey, someone's on fire, I'll call my brother. He's a real firefighter :o and if the guy dies before he gets there, well then it's his fault for playing with gas, and my brother loves pronuncing people dead.

Butters kenny is running around and hits a light pole knocking him unconsius next to a fire hydrant

Okay, so where is a crowbar when you need one...

Leaves to call his brother
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:45 pm

Angus enters with the bucket used to mop up the mess in the hallway. He sees the scene before him.

Sweet mother of FXXK!!

He rushes up to bk and dips his hand into the goopy water. It puts out the flame, but bk accidentally pees himself. Angus' next move is to distract the monster so that mf42 can do his slice-n-dice on it.

Hey, StayPuft! (whistles) Over here! Yeah, you! Yer mama's in a box o' Lucky Charms!

Fluffy/Fred turns to glare at him. So does everyone else.

Hey, got its attention, right??

It is at that point Angus sees something moving inside the monster, like a pair of hands pushing to get out, followed by a face. And mf is about to strike!

Whoa! Hold it! There's someone alive in there!!!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:49 pm

butters kenny wakes up



butters kenny: ahhh the flames are out hmmm whats that smell

butters kenny: man pee and im not wearing pants so its every where!

butters kenny: hey guys are the smores ready yet?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:29 pm

OOPS!! * turns off blowtorch. *

I didn't realize there was someone in the belly of the beast. I almost became a cannibal by accident!

Well, at least the heat melted the marshmallow enough so that Jake can break free - with a little help.

You're on, mf_42! You're the only one here besides me who hasn't been set on fire or peed themselves!
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:36 pm

butters kenny: yah and i did both opps

pip tweek:your alive

butters kenny: yep so can i help break jake free

mf42: yah why not

butters kenny:' m'kay sooo how do we do this?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:44 pm

pip tweek: i dont know


as the 3 sit down to think jake breaks free

mf_42: hey look jakes outta ther

butters kenny: oh yah.........can we eat the smore now?
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:29 pm

Just one moment, bk! (In his best Mortal Kombat voice:) FINISH HIM!!!

marvel_freak notices "Fred" is melting, but not fast enough. He charges towards the slowly melting marshmallow monster and jumps in the air. With his sword he slices the beast down the middle, and it explodes.

FATALITY! I'll get the chocolate and graham crackers! (Walking away) Well, that was the highlight of my day. I guess I'll go to town and get hammered.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:07 pm

Jake: Hey wait a second! Even though he wasw evil and stuff he was still a human bie- i mean marshmallow. I say we say a few words on his behalf.

Everyone glares at Jake.

Jake: ha ha..... i mean.... LETS EAT!

Takes out a mug of hot cocoa and takes a glump of Fred and puts it into the hot chocolate.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:27 pm

marvel_freak_42 wrote: Well, that was the highlight of my day. I guess I'll go to town and get hammered.


That's the best idea I've heard all week!

I'll catch up later; right now I'm going to join in the snacking. It only makes sense - we destroyed our adversary, now we disembowel him.

* eating s'more...* mmm..this is the best adversary I've ever tasted. Adversary, anyone? I got some more graham, can someone please pass the adversary?

Victory never tasted so sweet. :P
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Re: The BBS Commune-House

Postby butters kenny » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:28 pm

jake m'kay and butters kenny are the only ones left sitting next to the gaint smore

butters kenny: soo jake

jake m'kay?: soooo

butters kenny(:sigh) mf_42!! pip tweek! wait up!!!
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