Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

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jonpatrick
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Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby jonpatrick » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:35 am

First Random thing that has never been said before:

- Sir, can you please leave the javelin outside!
Phenrig
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby Phenrig » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:42 am

I hate invisible spiders
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby Indigo Rose » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:44 am

And that's how I chopped off my tongue while teaching my step-cousin how to drive the family yak.
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
PIPaul
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby PIPaul » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:00 am

I think everything that could possibly be said has been said by someone now, if we include all the talking invisible electric lawn-mowers with mutness and oraange stripes.
BRMBug
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby BRMBug » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:34 am

"That's not my turnip!"
germanguyII
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby germanguyII » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:23 am

"The cloning of dwarf rabbits is not the solution for global warming - it is the source."
triplemultiplex
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:43 pm

"I'm getting really sick of all these orgasms!"

Oh wait, that was from an American Dad episode.

Something that's never been said; let's see...
I know!

"Excuse me, where do you keep your non-alcoholic beer?"

"Rosie O' Donnell is super hot."

"The US Congress is full of smart, intelligent, far-sighted individuals who have actively held the power of the executive branch in check per their constitutional mandate."

"Jesus totally hit on me last night."
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butters kenny
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby butters kenny » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:30 pm

just then the high lawn mower ran over my ex sister and made her pancerase fall out
I Wasn't choking you I was just hugging your neck

R.I.P Chef for realz this time

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REMEMBERMEWHENIWAS
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby REMEMBERMEWHENIWAS » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:05 am

"Poor soul, He doesn't even know hes dead." Said the devil to God.
Mr. Hat_DX27
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:11 am

My gun shoots pepperonis.
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randomcolors5
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby randomcolors5 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:13 am

vandim is f*ckin herman,and sam is to dave.zp just flipped me off,while licking a dum dum.

(sorry,had to include dragonforce!)
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BRMBug
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby BRMBug » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:34 am

Don't eat that Éclair, my balls have been on it.
Phenrig
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby Phenrig » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:01 am

please excuse my hat parade
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:14 am

This xylophone is made of mustard.
Mike; Off-Duty Ninja
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Re: Things That Have Never Been Said Before ... Be Original !!!!

Postby Mike; Off-Duty Ninja » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:34 am

This Sumerian llama can go warp 5, but if yer lookin to go on a cross country drive on the sun of Epsilon Bootes you might wanna go with a customized lada with solar resistant layers.

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