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First poster to be associate with evil people?

I don't know....I like everyone here....


The first member to dig a hole to China?

PipTweek. It's not that far from blowing up the moon.

To become a lumberjack

Not my first choice of careers, but probably me. I've chopped wood on multiple occasions, and I'm from Maine, so I have Lumberjack blood in me.


First poster to find the cure for cancer?

Unass studies biology, so I guess he would be the first.

First one to fall off a ten story building and survive?

That would be you Mamont

First person to have an intimate relationship with an animal

Sam seems very loving but not in that way! Exile would be able to wrestle down the animals with his marine skills but I doubt he'd want to. Niles has a combination of those traits, but there aren't many animals where he lives. I'm doing biology but I hate animals, I also hate marraige, so not me. I'd guess some kind of satanic rock star but mammont isn't the kind to f*ck even evil devil animals. I'll go back to sam on the condition it isn't "intimate" in that sense.

The first to become a monk. Not the kung fu kind. The asthetic desire-denying self-impovrishing unfed eunachs.

Unassumption wrote:Sam seems very loving but not in that way! Exile would be able to wrestle down the animals with his marine skills but I doubt he'd want to. Niles has a combination of those traits, but there aren't many animals where he lives. I'm doing biology but I hate animals, I also hate marraige, so not me. I'd guess some kind of satanic rock star but mammont isn't the kind to f*ck even evil devil animals. I'll go back to sam on the condition it isn't "intimate" in that sense.

The first to become a monk. Not the kung fu kind. The asthetic desire-denying self-impovrishing unfed eunachs.

Marine skills? WTF???? You must have me confused with someone brave.

No way in hell would I be a monk. Since MO is Christian, he's the only real logical choice here...


The first poster to die in a horrible explosion.

Hopefully, nobody. But if it had to be someone, anyone at all...Oh my God! They killed Kensuke!

JK, Ken.

Most likely to literally cough up a lung?

Already done.

Lol jk


First poster to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

I can totally see Angus doing it with the "DEEEEUUUUUGGHHHHH" face from spongebob on.

First member to order a pizza claiming to be the Ambassador of Ghana.

AngusMcTavish wrote:Hopefully, nobody. But if it had to be someone, anyone at all...Oh my God! They killed Kensuke!

JK, Ken.

I can dig it.

KFGG as long as he's ordering from sh*tty wok

The first poster to get put on a wanted poster?

Niels

First to attempt to count the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Toostie Pop??

mo303564 wrote:Niels

First to attempt to count the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Toostie Pop??

Me! Been there, done that! The answer is one

First poster to post that they have to miss South Park's Season 16 opener because they were busy doing something else

Either 3MX or PT.


First to invent a new flavor of Spam.