Vending Machine

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Buttercup1216
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Buttercup1216 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:42 am

I pull a Homer move and get both arms stuck inside!
Thunderhorse
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:30 am

For your arms you get a splendiferous hat that says "Call me Stumpy because I traded my arms and got this hat"

I insert a cheese drenched nacho.
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Cartman's_bitch 2
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Cartman's_bitch 2 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:51 pm

Out comes a semen-drenched nacho. Yummy! :P

In goes a nail.
Buttercup1216
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Buttercup1216 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:03 am

Insert both my feet.

Out comes John Travolta. E meter wires included.
SPDude666
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby SPDude666 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:38 am

You're feet? Out comes a whore. I wonder why..... :lol:

In goes $50
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Thunderhorse
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:43 am

Out comes a half-full bag of Jalapeño Pork Rinds.

I insert...Christopher Walken!!!!
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SPDude666
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby SPDude666 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:45 am

He runs out.

I insert a horrible pun. (Like the one above)
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Diabeteth
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Diabeteth » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:49 am

Out comes a fist which attempts to punch you in the face. Fortunately for you, it missed.

I insert a stick of dynamite.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
SPDude666
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby SPDude666 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:51 am

It explodes in the vending machine. Nice job brainiac!

I order a new vending machine.
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Kensuke
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Kensuke » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:50 am

The vending machine arrives some time later. The delivery man wants a tip, so I insert him. Whoops, I need to put up that 'no inserting humans' sign again. *Puts up sign*
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Wii fit man
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Wii fit man » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:56 am

The delivery man is very fat, so meat and burgers fly everywhere, as well as fat and semen. The kids play in what they think is water and burgers.

I insert some fat!
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Thunderhorse
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:43 am

Out comes Rosanne Barr. Have fun!

I insert a cockroach.
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Wii fit man
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby Wii fit man » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:51 am

The cockroach comes out with another cockroach, and we all find out why they're called cockroaches.

I insert Facebook.
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:24 pm

Out comes some guy from Facebook you probably wouldn't have wanted to meet.

Insert Falcon Punch! (It's super-effective!!)
butters kenny
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Re: Vending Machine

Postby butters kenny » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:26 pm

AngusMcTavish wrote:Out comes some guy from Facebook you probably wouldn't have wanted to meet.

Insert Falcon Punch! (It's super-effective!!)



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