User A: I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.
User B: Granted, but your intestines burst forth through your stomach, get caught on a ceiling fan, and cause your body to be flailed about the room, resulting in a viscous coating of blood and your eventual, slow and painful demise.
Ok they don't need to be THAT graphic, but sometimes it's fun.
Anyway, I shall leave the first wish to be corrupted; Have fun!
I wish Kyle would take his hat off more often. (who doesn't love Kyle hair? )
Dead Til Midnight wrote:I wish Kyle would take his hat off more often. (who doesn't love Kyle hair? )
Yeah, that could be good, your wish is granted. And Kyle's RED hair would show (how does Kyle keep all that hair in such a small hat?) but his hat falls off, landing on the floor like a banana peel, Stan slips on it, slides across the floor, bumping Cartman, who lands on Kenny who gets sat on by Cartman and dies.
My wish: I want some spinach lasagna
I wish I knew what is going on in the future.
I wish that I was taller.
I wish I could draw. (it's true )
I wish I could could have a few million dollars.
I wish for a wish.
I wish i owned a nice car ..
Granted. But an avil falls from the sky and crushes it.
I wish for an iTunes card.
I wish I was invited to the Academy Awards
I wish it was summer all year round..
I wish for a ferret.
I wish it would snow.
I wish terrorists didn't exist..
So you get on a plane, without any security checkpoints, and everyone is so happy that no one checked the fuel and your plane crashes.
I wish for I could bowl 300 in bowling three times in a row for the elusive "900" prize
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