Corrupt a Wish!

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Dead Til Midnight

Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Dead Til Midnight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:00 am

Ok folks, the idea of this game is that you corrupt the wish of the user before you, then leave your own wish to corrupt.

For example:

User A: I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.

User B: Granted, but your intestines burst forth through your stomach, get caught on a ceiling fan, and cause your body to be flailed about the room, resulting in a viscous coating of blood and your eventual, slow and painful demise.

Ok they don't need to be THAT graphic, but sometimes it's fun.

Anyway, I shall leave the first wish to be corrupted; Have fun! :wink:

I wish Kyle would take his hat off more often. (who doesn't love Kyle hair? :D :D :D )
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby zzyzx » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:59 am

Dead Til Midnight wrote:I wish Kyle would take his hat off more often. (who doesn't love Kyle hair? :D :D :D )


Yeah, that could be good, your wish is granted. And Kyle's RED hair would show (how does Kyle keep all that hair in such a small hat?) but his hat falls off, landing on the floor like a banana peel, Stan slips on it, slides across the floor, bumping Cartman, who lands on Kenny who gets sat on by Cartman and dies.

My wish: I want some spinach lasagna
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Dead Til Midnight

Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Dead Til Midnight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:34 am

Your wish is granted. But someone put a bomb inside it and ends up exploding in your face.

I wish I knew what is going on in the future.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby zzyzx » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:39 am

You're wish is granted. You look into the future, but not too far, and see that you are killed in less than two months by some little Penguins on Phillip Island who mistake your head for their nesting grounds.

I wish that I was taller.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Dead Til Midnight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:41 am

Wish Granted. But head ends up hiting the celing.

I wish I could draw. (it's true :( )
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby zzyzx » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:45 am

Wish granted. But you draw a bomb with a defective timer on it, and it blows you up, so you never can draw again :(

I wish I could could have a few million dollars.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Dead Til Midnight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:48 am

Wish Granted! But the homeless people ends up breaking into your house saying "Change" 100000000000000000000000000000 times.

I wish for a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Easts » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:51 am

No genies in this bottle...can't grant the wish......I like this game :D

I wish i owned a nice car ..
If i filled my pool with dry ice,does that mean i could swim without getting wet?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Dead Til Midnight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:55 am

Welcome Easts.

Granted. But an avil falls from the sky and crushes it.

I wish for an iTunes card.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby zzyzx » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:58 am

Wish granted. But your iTunes card was never charged properly, and you go to jail.

I wish I was invited to the Academy Awards
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Easts » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:01 am

Wish granted.....but you are hired as a seat filler,& spend the night moving from seat to seat...

I wish it was summer all year round..
If i filled my pool with dry ice,does that mean i could swim without getting wet?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Dead Til Midnight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:03 am

Granted. But your skin gets red and blisted.

I wish for a ferret.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby zzyzx » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:06 am

Your wish is granted. But the ferret scratches your eyes out, and you grab for what you think is a towel but is really the tail of a tiger who eats you.

I wish it would snow.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Easts » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:09 am

Granted...off to Thredbo for you..but you break your leg snowboarding...


I wish terrorists didn't exist..
If i filled my pool with dry ice,does that mean i could swim without getting wet?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby zzyzx » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:13 am

Granted, and finally we are at a CODE Green, instead of the usual Yellow or Orange :D

So you get on a plane, without any security checkpoints, and everyone is so happy that no one checked the fuel and your plane crashes.

I wish for I could bowl 300 in bowling three times in a row for the elusive "900" prize

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