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Ok folks, the idea of this game is that you corrupt the wish of the user before you, then leave your own wish to corrupt.

For example:

User A: I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.

User B: Granted, but your intestines burst forth through your stomach, get caught on a ceiling fan, and cause your body to be flailed about the room, resulting in a viscous coating of blood and your eventual, slow and painful demise.

Ok they don't need to be THAT graphic, but sometimes it's fun.

Anyway, I shall leave the first wish to be corrupted; Have fun!

I wish Kyle would take his hat off more often. (who doesn't love Kyle hair? )

Dead Til Midnight wrote:I wish Kyle would take his hat off more often. (who doesn't love Kyle hair? )

Yeah, that could be good, your wish is granted. And Kyle's RED hair would show (how does Kyle keep all that hair in such a small hat?) but his hat falls off, landing on the floor like a banana peel, Stan slips on it, slides across the floor, bumping Cartman, who lands on Kenny who gets sat on by Cartman and dies.

My wish: I want some spinach lasagna

Your wish is granted. But someone put a bomb inside it and ends up exploding in your face.

I wish I knew what is going on in the future.

You're wish is granted. You look into the future, but not too far, and see that you are killed in less than two months by some little Penguins on Phillip Island who mistake your head for their nesting grounds.

I wish that I was taller.

Wish Granted. But head ends up hiting the celing.

I wish I could draw. (it's true )

Wish granted. But you draw a bomb with a defective timer on it, and it blows you up, so you never can draw again

I wish I could could have a few million dollars.

Wish Granted! But the homeless people ends up breaking into your house saying "Change" 100000000000000000000000000000 times.

I wish for a wish.

No genies in this bottle...can't grant the wish......I like this game

I wish i owned a nice car ..

Welcome Easts.

Granted. But an avil falls from the sky and crushes it.

I wish for an iTunes card.

Wish granted. But your iTunes card was never charged properly, and you go to jail.

I wish I was invited to the Academy Awards

Wish granted.....but you are hired as a seat filler,& spend the night moving from seat to seat...

I wish it was summer all year round..

Granted. But your skin gets red and blisted.

I wish for a ferret.

Your wish is granted. But the ferret scratches your eyes out, and you grab for what you think is a towel but is really the tail of a tiger who eats you.

I wish it would snow.

Granted...off to Thredbo for you..but you break your leg snowboarding...


I wish terrorists didn't exist..

Granted, and finally we are at a CODE Green, instead of the usual Yellow or Orange

So you get on a plane, without any security checkpoints, and everyone is so happy that no one checked the fuel and your plane crashes.

I wish for I could bowl 300 in bowling three times in a row for the elusive "900" prize