Post your convos from Omegle.

[Pip Tweek]

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how r u
You: not too bad, first time I've tried this
You: how are u?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: where you form
You: I'm from the United States
You: Which is a country in North America
You: Are you from around there>
Stranger: ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[That God Damn Moose]

Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: 18 female horny
Stranger: 17 male hornier.
Stranger: =)
You: are you into roleplay?
Stranger: oh fer shure
You: okay
You: i'll start
You: okayyy
You: lets pretend that your a rocket ship and i'm chuck norris
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: okay
You: i come up behind you
You: in my leather suit
You: and shove rocks up your ass
You: sharp rocks
You: they make you horny
Stranger: i start to cry in pain
You: very horny
Stranger: but it feels so good
Stranger: so i start to rub your leg
You: your so aroused you start to sing old mcdonald had a farm
You: i slap you for touching my leg
You: i tie you to a tree
You: a yellow tree
You: a horny yellow tree
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






LMFAO i'm still laughing

[Pip Tweek]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: I tend to have male characteristics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Stranger: Welcome to Jomegle! Please enter your username.
You: what's my name?
Stranger: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).
You: wajt
Stranger: Re-type your username to confirm.
You: waky
Stranger: The names don't match. Try again.
You: this is hard
Stranger: The names don't match. Try again.
Stranger: Sorry, too many failed attempts.
You: wajt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cartkicker24]

Stranger: YOU MUST OBEY THE DANCE COMMANDER
You: YOU MUST OBEY THE INTERNET POLICE
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RideTheLightning]

Stranger: hey cutie
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm 68 years old and I'm hornier than a porcupine!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pip Tweek]

Stranger: wanna do it?
You: sure
Stranger: ?
You: I'm a bit of a noob at this, so If you could coach me along, that would be a great help
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cartkicker24]

Scared...Just encountered someone from SPS...I Think


(I retract this )

[RideTheLightning]

Stranger: kikoo olol
You: HARD NIPPLES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Big-Will]

Scared...Just encountered someone from SPS...I Think

That would not surprise me, since this thread exists.

[Jake, M'kay?]

You: Why r u doing this to me?!
Stranger: Cause I love you babe!
Stranger: You just gotta trust me!
You: ok... i love u too.
Stranger: Okay, let's have sex
You: kk
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: im both.
Stranger: :O
You:
Stranger: I'm neither
You: :0 Well i never!
Stranger: Alright Meg, let's take a look at that vergina
You: haha. not a chance. u have to pay me up front.
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: I need to confirm this is legal
You: 54.
Stranger: A 15 years old and a 54 year old can't do it. That's rape on your part
You: u dont have to tell. keep it on the dowm low.
Stranger: I'm only attracted to 14-16 year olds
You: life is full of surprises.
Stranger: actually, only 14 and 16 year olds really
You: fine
You: bitch
Stranger: 15 is a weird age
Stranger: All the girls are between young teen and mature teen
Stranger: that is unattractive
You: that perfect fer me.
Stranger: are you a 14 year old female?
You: if u want me to be babe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pip Tweek]

Stranger: fernanda?
You: yes it's me
You: I"ve been waiting for you
Stranger: você é a fe do chat?
You: I'm sorry, I fell on my head and forgot how to spell German.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cartkicker24]

Scared...Just encountered someone from SPS...I Think

That would not surprise me, since this thread exists.

It had the gta signature face on it

Did you get my PM?

New converstiaon:


You: .
Stranger: ITS OVER 9000!!!
You: /b/!
Stranger: RULES 1 and 2
Stranger: REMEMBER THEM
Stranger: but yes
Stranger: about f*cking time someone knows what i mean when I say that
You: Good
Stranger: anyways off to meme more random newfags
You: because IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Stranger: AW HELLZ NAH
Stranger: *PEW PEW*
You: XD
Stranger: I have an army of over 9000 japanese women
Stranger: I CANNOT LOSE
You: Good
You: Now go meme other newfags
You: Theyll need the training
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Master_Of_All]

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: ..............
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: ...................................................
You: just...waiting for you to say something
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl
You: uh....
You have disconnected.

How boring

[Pip Tweek]

Stranger: kikoo
You: Don't talk to me like that
You: a little more respect plz
Stranger: STFU
You: what's a Stfu?
You: is that like stuffing?
You: I don't get what you're on about here
You: hello?
You: I'm waiting for a response and you're being rude
Stranger: you don't know what "stfu" mean?
Stranger: it means Shut The f*ck Up
You: Woah
Stranger: f*cking newfag
You: Yeah, I guess you owned me pretty hardcore you punkass
Stranger: yeah f*ck you
You: well, now that I know, I'm going to say STFU to everyone - that'll be my new thing
You: and I have you to thank for educating me
You: what's your name?
You: HEY! I said what's your name, bucko!
You: Get yer ass back in here, boy
You: I just want to give credit where credit is due
Stranger: My name is OnchOnch
You: Is that German?
You: It's a yes or no question, you don't need several minutes to think it over for chrissakes!
You: Well, whatever, I thought we had a budding friendship thing going, but you're just too aloof
You: go talk to someone else
You have disconnected.

[butters kenny]

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: How r u
You: Im bored good-bye.