Post your convos from Omegle.

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RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:39 pm

Stranger: I'm gay and I don't want sex.
You: I'm 8 years old, what does gay mean?
Stranger: Are you 8?
Stranger: Well, when a daddy and a daddy love each other very much, they stick their weewees in each other's booties.
You: Well my daddy stuck his wee wee in my booty, so does that make him gay?
Stranger: No, that makes him a rapist.
Stranger: that's a bad thing.
You: Oh... well I wanna be JUST like him when I get older!
Stranger: good for you!
Stranger: What does your daddy do?
You: He puts his meat tube in my bum.
Stranger: uh-huh
Stranger: okay honey
Stranger: Either tell me who you are or leave, right?
You: I'm just an 8 year old looking for a good time with older males.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Well, I'm going to leave now.
Stranger: Bye now
You: THRIVING COCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Pip Tweek
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:40 pm

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im male
You: me too
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RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:42 pm

Stranger: FUCKKKK .
You: WILL YOU HAVE MY CONFETTI ORGASM
Stranger: f*ck YEAHHH NIGGAH !
You: Yeah nukka, YEAYAAAAAR!
Stranger: YUUPPP ! Lets get naked !
You: OMG THIS IS SOOOO HAWT! LOL ONLINE f*cking IS SOOO HAWT BABY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Okay which one of you was I talking to?!
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:43 pm

Stranger: h
Stranger: hi
You: my dad rapes me
You: can you do the same:?
Stranger: ye ok then
You: can you?
Stranger: ye ill rape you
Stranger: and yu mum
You: really? great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:P
Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:43 pm

Pip Tweek wrote:Stranger: kikoo
You: Don't talk to me like that
You: a little more respect plz
Stranger: STFU
You: what's a Stfu?
You: is that like stuffing?
You: I don't get what you're on about here
You: hello?
You: I'm waiting for a response and you're being rude
Stranger: you don't know what "stfu" mean?
Stranger: it means Shut The f*ck Up
You: Woah
Stranger: f*cking newfag
You: Yeah, I guess you owned me pretty hardcore you punkass
Stranger: yeah f*ck you
You: well, now that I know, I'm going to say STFU to everyone - that'll be my new thing
You: and I have you to thank for educating me
You: what's your name?
You: HEY! I said what's your name, bucko!
You: Get yer ass back in here, boy
You: I just want to give credit where credit is due
Stranger: My name is OnchOnch
You: Is that German?
You: It's a yes or no question, you don't need several minutes to think it over for chrissakes!
You: Well, whatever, I thought we had a budding friendship thing going, but you're just too aloof
You: go talk to someone else
You have disconnected.
You have offically won at life dude :lol:
Pip Tweek
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:47 pm

Master_Of_All wrote:You have offically won at life dude :lol:


Thanks for the compliment. Here's another, short, but sweet.

Stranger: Hi there
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: 42
You: let's be friends
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *high five*
You: right on brother
Stranger: Can I braid your hair now?
Stranger: Can we go ice skating together?
You: Hmmm
You: maybe you could braid my hair AS we're ice skating!
You: that would be cool
Stranger: I think we should expand on this friendship
Stranger: brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:47 pm

You: I can eat with my butt
Stranger: AWESOME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You guys... I can't stop this... it's just too awesome.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:47 pm

Stranger: asl?
You: f*ck you
You: nigga
Stranger: who u callin a nigga nigga
You: nigga nigga nigga nigga?
Stranger: nigga what sh*t f*ck???????
You: WIGGA PLZ
You: IMMA f*ck YOU WIT MAH SIZZAS
Stranger: fo shizza??
Stranger: my niggaaa
You: no you my niggga
Stranger: u my house bitch...
Stranger: a housenigga
You: no your a house
You: pussycat
Stranger: bm
Stranger: kma
You: f*ck you
You: f*ck you
You: jew
You: jew nigga
Stranger: omg
Stranger: thats liek teh worst insult eva
You: LMFAO
Stranger: that beside of GIPSYYYYYY
You: OMG
You: ya hitler
You: pussycat
You: bitch
You: hoe
You: wanker
Stranger: tramp
You: FOO
You: WHO YOU BE CALLIN A TRAMP
You: trick
Stranger: u is a ho , bitch
You: yo momma so fat you on steroids
Stranger: yo mama is so fat when she falls out of the bed she falls out both sides
You: BISH
You: DUN BE TALKIN BOUIT MA MOMMA
You: hoe
Stranger: learn to type mamaboy
Stranger: u = a mamasboy
You: lmfao
You: i'm a girl.
You: xD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: a beeatch then
You: oh f*ck no you didn't
Stranger: un un uh
You: imma get you at your jew ghetto
Stranger: roma gipsy
You: imma rape you
Stranger: (even worse)
Stranger: bm
You: rape you with a chainsaw
Stranger: i can't compete with a chainsaw
Stranger: u got me there
You: cause your a jew
Stranger: f*ck uuuuuuu
You: f*ck yew jew
Stranger: do u c me wwearing that silly hat?
Stranger: no bitch
You: yes
You: i'm right behind you
Stranger: imma f*ck u up
You: you can't f*ck me up
Stranger: yes i gota dick bigga then u momma
Stranger: wait
Stranger: that wasnt right
You: LMAO
Stranger: lmao
You: okay
You: cut
Stranger: it
You: lets try that again
Stranger: out
Stranger: try what?
Stranger: the fact u is a nigga?
You: TRY f*cking THE PIGEON
Stranger: that dont make no ense
Stranger: sense
Stranger: tiem out
Stranger: damm now i can t type no more
You: HA
Stranger: time the f*ck out
You: its the power of my beauty
Stranger: yahhhh
You: your cant f*ck time
You: dipshit
Stranger: u got msn beauty?
You: yeah
You: msn up your ass
Stranger: well bring it on
Stranger: oh c now its on
You: L:MAO
Stranger: lemmme get my gf's kaeysha and latifa
Stranger: they will kick the sh*t outta you
Stranger: scratch u n sh*t
You: lemme get my bfs Bob Tom and Sam
Stranger: to what
You: they'll f*ck you up
Stranger: rape me?
Stranger: :pP
You: YES
Stranger: imma f*ck them back
You: then imma f*ck you up
You: NIGGA
Stranger: put their own dicks inside each others ass
You: NIGGA JEW
Stranger: nigga im tired u be callin me a nigga
Stranger: u dig?
Stranger: only nigga around here =
You: no habla eeengrishh
Stranger: YOUUUU
You: nuh you da nigga
You: cause i ain't no nigga
You: nigga
Stranger: nu uh
Stranger: the ONLY nigga is you my nigga
Stranger: MY NIGAAAAAAA
You: i'm not yo nigga
You: my hoe
Stranger: u skanky ass ho
You: STFU
You: mexican
Stranger: stfuuuuuuuu
Stranger: puerto rican
You: f*ck you
You: jew
Stranger: venezuala bitch
Stranger: jew venezuala bitch
You: i aint yo bitch bitch
Stranger: hold on hold on, now i know u just didnt call me a nigga , NIGGA
You: NIGGA STFU TOOL
You: IMMA RAPE YOU UP UR NOSE
You: BITCH
Stranger: imma sh*t in urs
You: imma pry ur peehole open and sh*t in it
Stranger: dirty low slut tramp bitch ho
You: STFU JEW
You: nigga please
Stranger: heheh
You: gimme some grilled cheese
Stranger: on my lowrida
You: cause that all that you niggas can do
You: nigga
Stranger: iwhipe my ass with yall niggas
Stranger: nigga talkin sh*t to me??
You: you know what?
You: i know what you are
You: your
You: a scene kid
Stranger: u trippin or what?
You: nigga stfu
You: u a scene kid
Stranger: had a bit 2 much of the pipe or somptin
You: KAY
You: f*ck and yo pipes hoe
Stranger: nigga talkin sh*t liek a skank ass ho
You: okay now imma post this convo on a forum.
You: so ppl will laugh :D
You: byee
Stranger: kewl gimme a copy
You have disconnected.
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Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:48 pm

I'm gonna go try to have a conversation that doesn't suck.
Jake, M'kay?
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:49 pm

RideTheLightning wrote:Stranger: I'm gay and I don't want sex.
You: I'm 8 years old, what does gay mean?
Stranger: Are you 8?
Stranger: Well, when a daddy and a daddy love each other very much, they stick their weewees in each other's booties.
You: Well my daddy stuck his wee wee in my booty, so does that make him gay?
Stranger: No, that makes him a rapist.
Stranger: that's a bad thing.
You: Oh... well I wanna be JUST like him when I get older!
Stranger: good for you!
Stranger: What does your daddy do?
You: He puts his meat tube in my bum.
Stranger: uh-huh
Stranger: okay honey
Stranger: Either tell me who you are or leave, right?
You: I'm just an 8 year old looking for a good time with older males.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Well, I'm going to leave now.
Stranger: Bye now
You: THRIVING COCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehehehehe.
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds ."

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Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:51 pm

Short and sweet:
Stranger: guy or girl
You: Guy...Are you gonna rape me?
Stranger: no
You: GOD! I thought you thought I was attractive! :(
You have disconnected.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:55 pm

Stranger: heyy
You: What is the craziest thing you've ever done with a pipe?
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Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:58 pm

OK I'm confused. :?

Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Do not use punctuation:
Stranger: How many legs does a human have?
You: 2.
Stranger: Access denied.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:01 pm

Master_Of_All wrote:OK I'm confused. :?

Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Do not use punctuation:
Stranger: How many legs does a human have?
You: 2.
Stranger: Access denied.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You got pwn3d :P
Pip Tweek
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:01 pm

You: I fear
Stranger: so do i
You: right now, both of us are wasting our time
You: why are we doing this?
Stranger: I think you may be right
Stranger: because we are boring people
Stranger: and sad at that
You: well, we might just be able to start a friendship based on that
You: if we try
Stranger: well that depends on your next questions
You: we both know that's not going to happen
You: because it
You: is too much effort
Stranger: I agree.........but we are both still here
You: yes, which makes it even scarier
Stranger: and its only a button to end the conversation
You: true
You: have I offended you?
Stranger: not at all..............
You: ok, good
Stranger: I sypathise with you
Stranger: m
You: m here
Stranger: m here#
Stranger: so thats that then
Stranger: we are both males
You: yeah, we both established our genders
Stranger: and I am not gay
You: and that we're wasting precious seconds of time
Stranger: and you are not gay
Stranger: so maybe we are wasting our time
You: How did you know I'm not gay?
Stranger: assumption
You: oh
Stranger: but true
You: true indeed
Stranger: so who is going to push the button
You: I mean, I might gobble a few balls every now and then, but hey, who doesn't?
Stranger: its your turn i think
You: ok fine
You have disconnected

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