Post your convos from Omegle.

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RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:36 pm

Stranger: hii..
You: Hello, my name is Dick Hurtz.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: are u gay??
You: Honey I'm whatever you want me to be.
Stranger: oh la la
Stranger: lets talk dirty bitch..:L
You: OK... let's play a game, it's called, "Does it fit?"
Stranger: u start babe..
You: OK... my dick, your mouth.
Stranger: how big..
You: 18 inches.
Stranger: thats tiny..
You: ...
You: Well I'm sorry but when I go out in public I need to tape it to my leg. How much bigger do you want it?!
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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:37 pm

lmfao rtl





Stranger: cyber/
Stranger: noodz
You: whats cyber?
Stranger: it's like sucking my cock.... but on,y through a comuter
You: whats a cock?
Stranger: something that'll rock your fragile exsistence
Stranger: asl/
You: whats asl?
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: ohhh
You: okay
You: well im 8 years old
You: i live in florida
You: but whats sex?
Stranger: female or male?
You: im a girl
Stranger: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:39 pm

That God Damn Moose wrote:lmfao rtl





Stranger: cyber/
Stranger: noodz
You: whats cyber?
Stranger: it's like sucking my cock.... but on,y through a comuter
You: whats a cock?
Stranger: something that'll rock your fragile exsistence
Stranger: asl/
You: whats asl?
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: ohhh
You: okay
You: well im 8 years old
You: i live in florida
You: but whats sex?
Stranger: female or male?
You: im a girl
Stranger: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You got /b/ 'd :P
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:48 pm

Stranger: liz?!
Stranger: are youuu therreeee?
You: yes
Stranger: it's smith here
You: im here
You: hi smithhh
You: :)
Stranger: what's with the pezda thing
You: i don't know
You: talk to me smith
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have a confession
Stranger: you know when i smile....
Stranger: i'm actually killing bees in my head
You: wow
You: smith
You: you see..
You: i have cancer
Stranger: sh*t
Stranger: why didn't you telll meee
You: because i thought it would be best
Stranger: HMMM
Stranger: *BEE MURDER BINGE*
You: smith
Stranger: oh well that#s just great
Stranger: yes
You: my brain cancer causes me to forget things
You: please remind me
You: how old are you?
Stranger: for goodness sake
Stranger: i'm 2 years older than YOU
Stranger: and another bee-hive has been wiped off the face of the planet
Stranger: GAH
You: but then how old am i?
Stranger: 36
You: oh
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: <.<
You: i thought i was 40 for some reason
Stranger: oh maybe actually
You: smith
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I HAVE THE TUMOUR
You: where am i?
Stranger: you are in my heart liz
Stranger: frickin' get outta there
Stranger: it's givin me the heebie jeebies
You: smith
Stranger: liz
You: smith
Stranger: yes?
You: are we married?
Stranger: YES, well done!
You: then make love to me
You: with a cactus
You: the doctor said
You: that only that can cure me
Stranger: okay your memory has gotten a bit fuzzy i think, liz
You: and everytime i come to his office
Stranger: what the doctor really said was to ride a giraffe to the moon
You: he makes love to me
Stranger: sh*t
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:52 pm

You: FUCKKKKK
Stranger: HI THERE YAL
Stranger: OK
You: WAZZUP MAH NIGGAH?
Stranger: 3rve4tghtr
You: wut
Stranger: my n*gger im a f*ck'n girl
You: Oh really? Niceeee,
You: How big's your dick?
Stranger: Guess what i'm wering
You: um... nothing...
Stranger: Your Right
You: ew, i'm 8 years old.
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Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:54 pm

You: f*ck
Stranger: describe you in 3 words
You: horny horny horny
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BONUS POINTZ: What song is the line "Horny Horny Horny" from :P
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:56 pm

Cartman: From the song Horny from Moose T. (on the South Park album)


Stranger: hi people
Stranger: s
You: You order our City Chicken? It come witha eggpwant and chowda?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: your a bitch
You: Um, someone called my restaruant and asked for an order and gave me this number.
You: Must've been some crazy kids.
Stranger: my #
Stranger: call my # 916 471 9385
You: Wow, I'm gonna give that number to a bunch of rapists! Thanks!
You have disconnected.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:58 pm

Don't talk to me.

________________

:lol:

You: WHEE
You: lolllolololoool
Stranger: sup
You: whee
You: OVER 9000
You have disconnected.
MaChrona
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby MaChrona » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:59 pm

I tried to have a funny chat but that didn't work out... but meh.. I actually had a long chat with the guy :O


Stranger: Guten tag!
You: :O English?
Stranger: I can
Stranger: but my german is better :P
You: Okay
Stranger: My name is Han, what's yours?
You: I don't know much german
You: A name :P
Stranger: Good day, stranger D;
Stranger: Do you like bratwurst?:P
You: Urm. That's not suggestive at all!
Stranger: I like it with mash potatoes and some tomato sauce :D
You: Bratwursts are okay I guess..
Stranger: :)
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: Somewhere :P
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: >_<
You: At least it's not from space!
Stranger: I wouldn't know, you're from somewhere.
Stranger: O.o
You: True and that could mean anywhere! :p
Stranger: So it could be from space?:O
You: Yes, on a small rock
Stranger: Aha
Stranger: nice.
You: Called earth :P
Stranger: Do you like videogames?
Stranger: Hahah lol :P
You: Yesh
Stranger: Do you own any consoles?
You: My PC :p
Stranger: Or are you a PC gamer?
Stranger: awesome :)
You: Um.... I do have a wii but I lost it :(
You: *did
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU LOSE THAT?!?!?!:P
You: ....long story :O
Stranger: Okaaaaaay...
Stranger: So MR. Stranger..What kind of games do you play?
You: Mainly flash :p
Stranger: Heheh :P
You: You will bow down to Yalort!
Stranger: Lol sure
Stranger: What brings you here on Omegle?
Stranger: I agree D:
You: For the LOLZ
Stranger: IMMA FIRING MA LAZOR
Stranger: SHOOP DA WOOP!
You: BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: :D
Stranger: You rock!
You: Then godzilla hops around, destroying the city to the ground...
Stranger: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN D;
You: of ultimate destiny!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: You're awesome!!!
You: XD
Stranger: Narwhals!
Stranger: Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom!
You: swiming in the ocean causing a commotion!
You: Snaaaaaaaaake!
You: ooooh
Stranger: OOH NOO A SNAAAAKE
Stranger: :P
You: *shrugs* close enough :p
Stranger: Hahah :P
Stranger: Seen the England version yet
You: No :O
Stranger: Or the christmas version
You: Maybe.... I dunno :O
Stranger: Its not a snake
Stranger: the guy says
Stranger: Halleluja!!!!
Stranger: :P
You: Oh
You: nope
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Or the english version the guy says GOOAAAL ITS A GOOAAL
You: Pork it's the meat of kings...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Meat is the pork of kings
Stranger: o.o wtf
You: :O you didn't listen to Pork?
Stranger: Njoo :O
You: Fail :o
You: It's by Weeble too
Stranger: im watching it
You: k
Stranger: Wtf..O.o
You: XD
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: EPIC
You: You have to see Owls afterward :p
Stranger: sure :P
Stranger: Haha :P
Stranger: Just wondering, you're not british are you?:P
You: No
You: But I can put on an accent and write like one :p
Stranger: I guess somewhere in the scandinavian countries?
You: Wrong again
Stranger: Bah
Stranger: :p
Stranger: Europe??:P
You: Not at all :p
Stranger: Mhm US?
You: Yar
Stranger: Ossim
Stranger: Because you type like someone from the scandinavian region xD
You: Really? XD
Stranger: yes :D
You: How? XD
Stranger: I dunno..Just think you type like one :p
You: Oh
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Cucumbers!
Stranger: PANDA BEARS
You: RArr
Stranger: D:
You: RARR!
Stranger: ROARZ
Stranger: PHEERZ MY ROARZ0R
Stranger: Do you liek Metal moosick?
You: Yesh
Stranger: You should check out trogdor :P
Stranger: its epic
Stranger: xD
You: Iron Madien, White Zombie, Dream Theater, and Deathklok are what I basically have though :o
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Strong Bad - Trogdor is funny :P
You: K
Stranger: :D
Stranger: You're the first one which i have a long conversation with :)
Stranger: Usually they ask my age and stuff and leave if i say if im a male :P
You: I don't really care XD
Stranger: Hahha :P
You: I just want to have funz on this :p
Stranger: Heheheh :P
Stranger: They believe everything :P
You: I saw people messing with this on a forum so I desided to go out and try to mess around a bit too!
Stranger: Hehe :P
Stranger: I talked with someone and he thought that i was homeless
You: LOL
You: With a pc :p
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: i said that i had to beg lots for it
Stranger: and that i live near an internet cafe
Stranger: :P
You: ah
Stranger: And the guy believed it :P
Stranger: Well my friend
Stranger: OMG AN WILD ABRA APPEARED
Stranger: ABRA USES TELEPORT
Stranger: bye :P
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:04 pm

You: I WANT TO EAT YOUR GENITALIA!!!
Stranger: please remember to chew thoroughly
You: ... I...
You: my penis and vagina are touching, is that normal?
Stranger: it is if you have a penis and a vagina
You: I do. Doesn't everybody?
Stranger: just you and lady gaga
You: No she got her penis cut off at birth.
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: is this the best you got? you're boring me
Stranger: stop boring me
You: ...Cartman?
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MaChrona
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby MaChrona » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:35 pm

Stranger: please tell me your normal :/
You: What do you define as normal? :(
Stranger: are you some brazilian pervert
You: Are you? :O
Stranger: ...no
You: muahhaa!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Apparently laughing evilly isn't normal :(

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Stranger: hi, 16 male bi horny cam looking for other with cam
You: I'm 19, Female to Male, and f*ck YOU PERVE
Stranger: shut up child...go get some friends and grow up
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LOL
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RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:43 pm

You: my dick... is sad.
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: you want help?
Stranger: I open my mouth
You: I'm 8 years old
Stranger: oh!
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RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:47 pm

Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: <3 say something exciting
Stranger: please
Stranger: pretty please
You: um, my dick is f*cking huge and wet.
Stranger: thats not exciting
Stranger: likkke
Stranger: you could woo me or something
You: What do you define as exciting?
Stranger: idk just not man stuff
Stranger: man stuff lyke, you just say hey i have a big dick
Stranger: that doesnt excite a girl
You: Oh OK, I get it.
You: My f*cking pussy is huge and wet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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Stranger: hiii
You: Ever see brazillian fart porn?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: can i see
You: ...ew
You have disconnected.
Jake, M'kay?
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:14 am

You: i think ur speshul
Stranger: I think you are lovely
You: I love u
Stranger: I love you too
You: marry me?
Stranger: Well, okay then, seeing as you asked so nicely
You: :D
Stranger: But I insist on a Muslim wedding
Stranger: you will have to convert to Islam baby
You: thats fine.
Stranger: as will I.
You: im open to ANYTHING.
Stranger: are you open to Allah's children fistfucking you for breakfast?
You: umm... yah.
You: thats just great
Stranger: As long as there's maple syrup, right?
You: NO.
Stranger: Oh, I found your limits.
Stranger: nothing Canadian?
You: NO. CANADA IS THE SOURCE OF EVERYTHING EVIL
Stranger: Blame Canada
Stranger: The French part is particularly hellish.
You: Yes. With theyre ugly flapping heads and such..
You: i want to kill them all.
Stranger: Well, do you want to do this before our big day, because I'm not sure I can walk down that aisle with a homicide hanging over us.
You: hmm... on our honeymoon perhaps?
Stranger: Maybe you need to work this out on your own, I have my team of horny sherpas and monkeys to keep me in check.
Stranger: hmm, honeymoon of slaughter.
You: Yes.
Stranger: okay, if we can start in Quebec. I'm in.
You: Ok.
Stranger: Oh DARLING! You're so romantic!
You: Lets say october 6th for the big day?
Stranger: You don't mind that I'm a guy, right?
You: Oh no.
You: I said i was open to ANYTHING
Stranger: I thought you were up for ANYTHING?
Stranger: cue Meatloaf
You: I dont mind i meant
Stranger: ah okay. October 6 it is...there's a starbuck in the main square.
You: K
Stranger: I'll bring the cutlass and potato salad...you get the semtex and cheese whiz
You: Check and check
Stranger: till then my love! xoxoxoxox
You: <3
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MaChrona
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby MaChrona » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:37 am

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: fine
You: OOH SPARKALY VAMPIRES!
You: OMG WANT!
You: AND HANNAH MONTANA
You: WOO!
Stranger: r u drunk
You: Nope
Stranger: u r lil crazy then
You: You are crazy if you don't think Twilight is the bomb :O
Stranger: u r female right ? :)
You: Nope :p
Stranger: u r the worst boy in the world :D
Stranger: twilight is sux..
You: D: NOEZ
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