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Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:01 am
by Jake, M'kay?
Name says it all.
Try to be funny.
:mrgreen:

Go here: http://omegle.com/

Heres one i just did..:

You:AIDS?
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:44 pm
by Cartkicker24
You: ha
Stranger: Hey
You have disconnected.

I dont wanna talk to them :P

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:46 pm
by RideTheLightning
Stranger: Hii
You: Hi, I'm 8 and a half inches
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Y'know that laugh Cartman does when Wendy was telling Stan she wanted to marry him and Cartman was like, "AAAHAAHAAHAA!! THAT IS SOOO LAME! AHAHA! UH... HAA!"

Yeah, that's what I sound like right now.

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Stranger: r u a guy
You: yes
Stranger: r u horny
You: yes
Stranger: im a chick
Stranger: and i want a dick in me
You: Well then you should ask your step dad.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:48 pm
by Cartkicker24
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stranger: hiiiiii
You: I've got a Long Rod von Hugendong
Stranger: ???????????
Stranger: : i better get going.........
Stranger: voooooo
Stranger: im french
Stranger: m
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:50 pm
by That God Damn Moose
Stranger: Kikoo olol
You: meowww
Stranger: Nice Tats
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:50 pm
by Pip Tweek
Jake, M'kay? wrote:Name says it all.
Try to be funny.
:mrgreen:

Go here: http://omegle.com/

Heres one i just did..:

You:AIDS?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I lolled. :lol: I wonder if anyone actually uses that site for real.

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:52 pm
by Big-Will
Stranger: hey
Stranger: boy or girl??
You: shemale
Stranger: ew so ur a tranny
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...

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
You: sup?
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...

Wow, this one is ... yikes!

Stranger: Horny Male 17 looking for an interested female. Reply if you are, and let me know if you have myspace, msn, etc.
You: Whoa! That came out of nowhere!
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:54 pm
by Cartkicker24
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stranger: hii
You: tehy took my jerb
Stranger: no understand
You: I'm Spamming McSpammerton
You: I'm the Internet Police and I need your IP Address
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: ??
You: I'M THE INTERNET POLICE AND I NEED YOUR IP ADDRESS
Stranger: no understand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:55 pm
by That God Damn Moose
Stranger: hi
You: aybaybay
Stranger: umm
Stranger: alright
You: do you like the kitties?
Stranger: no but i know you eat them for fun
Stranger: FREAK
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:56 pm
by That God Damn Moose
this is the best one:

Stranger: hello
You: HAI
Stranger: -__-
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:59 pm
by Cartkicker24
GOD :lol: :lol: :lol:

You: you a tranny?
Stranger: No.. are YOU??
You: nope
You: do you want to f*ck a tranny?
Stranger: Not right now thanks
You: Do you like trannies?
Stranger: I'm indifferent towards... them
You: them as in who?
You: you like to f*ck chickens?
You: You chickenlover?
Stranger: What I do is my buisness
You: Yeah....cats
Stranger: Thats disgusting
You: Oh, so you like dogs?
Stranger: What is this man? I get a phone call right?
You: No
You: You have CP?
You: We are the FBI
You: We have logged this conversation
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: and related to case # 466898, Your IP is logged
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:02 pm
by RideTheLightning
Dude this is sweet

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm young, dumb, and full of cum =)
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: ...hermaphrodite
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:06 pm
by That God Damn Moose
Stranger: Hi nice Stranger, i'm a 18 years old nice boy who's looking for his pretty hot girl, so ?
You: PISS IN MY ASS
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:07 pm
by RideTheLightning
Moose: That's rich! :cartmanlaugh:


Stranger: Heyy
You: I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas!
Stranger: :S
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:11 pm
by Cartkicker24
:lol:

You: I like chinese women
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