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What do you mean baseballs a girls game? The red sox have a guy that can pitch a ball at over 90mph

who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you

"What kind of beer do you drink, neighbor?"

"Heineken."

"HEINEKEN? f*ck THAT sh*t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

-Blue Velvet
RIP Dennis Hopper

"I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin? "

Trainspotting

"They Called me anal girl"
*spits up drink*
"Because I was very neat...and organized.."

500 Days of Summer

Yippee Kia Mother F*cker!!

-Die Hard

"No you fu[white][/white]cking dipsh[white][/white]it, that was a joke!"
-Imaginationland The Movie

......that wasn't very imaginative

"From now on, you'll go my way and I'll go yours!"
--The Better 'Ole, 1926.

I'M EXPRESSING MY INNER ANGUISH THOROUGH THE MAJESTY OF SONG!!!

Ron Burgandy - Anchorman.

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From 2013's Grudge Match:

[Lightning brings a bucket of horse urine for Razor]

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm not putting my hands in horse urine!

Lightning: So you're telling me you're a better boxer than Jack Dempsey? Every day, Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine! And nobody ever had a tougher punch than Jack Dempsey!

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [resigned] Did you heat it up? Or is it fresh?
[dips his fists in the bucket]

Lightning: It's vinegar, I'm kidding!... It's urine!
[Razor pulls his fist out]

Lightning: It's vinegar!
[in]

Lightning: It's urine!
[out]

Lightning: It's vinegar!
[in]

Lightning: It's urine!
[out]

Lightning: It's vinegar!
[in]

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Hey, come on!

Later in the film:

Dante Slate, Jr.: [his feet in a bucket] I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!
[Lightning grins, as it's horse urine]

Dracula's many traits:

"I never drink...wine..." - Bela Lugosi, Dracula, 1931

"And I do not smoke...shxt..." - George Hamilton, Love at First Bite, 1979

"I do not say BLEH BLEH BLEH!" - Adam Sandler, Hotel Transylvania, 2012

A Few Good Men (1992):

Lt. Kaffee (Tom Cruise): Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?

Judge Randolph (J.A. Preston): You don't have to answer that question!

Col. Jessep (Jack Nicholson): I'll answer the question!

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

"And what will you do with the big, big money?"

--A Clockwork Orange

Two scenes from Kelly's Heros (1970) which was just shown the other day on a new over-the-air station called: GRIT-TV (in Los Angeles it's channel 46.4):

(It's a World War II movie, btw):

1. Crapgame: [Crapgame finds a mine in the minefield] Hey! I found one!
Big Joe: What kind is it?
Crapgame: The kind that blows up! How the Hell do I know what kind it is?

2. Pvt. Cowboy: God almighty, you guys smell like you fell into a dung heap!
Crapgame: Kinda makes ya homesick, don't it?
Pvt. Willard: [to Pvt. Cowboy] You know it does, kinda ,don't it old buddy?

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather (1972)
Also, You can read motivational quotes on the quotes search engine and this is best.