Two truths and a lie

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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby addictedtoblur314 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:42 am

Unassumption wrote:1 because it's the simplest thing, usually that's the lie. Plus because I always lie saying I'm 21 when I'm almost that (in like 4 months). Truth about a lie i tell ;)

1) I didn't shower or bath until I came to college
2) I once threw a full up bottle of milk at a teacher
3) I take photos of every traffic cone I see with my Motorola Razr V3


Nope. I do not have a parakeet. If someone were to get a parakeet, could you name them chuckles for me? I am actually 21, and i do have two ushankas because i sleep in one of them.

Hmm those are good ones @unassuption. I'd say number 1. Certainly you probably did shower. Traffic cones are cool.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby TheJOJ96 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:32 pm

1. My avatar looks exactly like me
2. My favorite character is Stan
3. I have never been outside of the US
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Mamont » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:01 pm

Ex1lepr0 wrote:1. I've never broken a bone
2. I detest the show Rugrats
3. I still own a GameBoy Color

I'd say 1.

TheJOJ96 wrote:1. My avatar looks exactly like me
2. My favorite character is Stan
3. I have never been outside of the US

3?

1. I once lived in a communist country.
2. I'm allergic to cats.
3. Sometimes I walk over cars parked on sidewalks.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby TheJOJ96 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:17 am

Mamont wrote:1. I once lived in a communist country.
2. I'm allergic to cats.
3. Sometimes I walk over cars parked on sidewalks.


2?
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:56 am

Mamont wrote:
Ex1lepr0 wrote:1. I've never broken a bone
2. I detest the show Rugrats
3. I still own a GameBoy Color

I'd say 1.

Correct!


1. I love video game music.
2. I've never been on a boat.
3. I adore Calvin & Hobbes.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby butters kenny » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:14 am

Ex1lepr0 wrote:
Mamont wrote:
Ex1lepr0 wrote:1. I've never broken a bone
2. I detest the show Rugrats
3. I still own a GameBoy Color

I'd say 1.

Correct!


1. I love video game music.
2. I've never been on a boat.
3. I adore Calvin & Hobbes.


I say 2
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Unassumption » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:23 am

I'd say number 1. Certainly you probably did shower. Traffic cones are cool.

Sadly for everyone in smelling distance I didn't shower until I got to college, mum claims it wastes water or something, still can't wash in summer when I'm home :(
Holy crap...I'm gonna guess...#3

Sort of wrong, I used to do it all the time I rarely do now but I've got a folder of traffic cone pics on my phone still.
I hid cheese around my teacher's stuff but not milk and i never threw any at her to my knowledge so it was 2.

1. I love video game music.
2. I've never been on a boat.
3. I adore Calvin & Hobbes.


You practically made the video game music thread so 1 is true. I'm guessing you had to use a boat in training for some reason and there's lots of watery places in new york so as much as I can't imagine people not liking Calvin and Hobbes I'd have to guess 3 on this?

1. I once lived in a communist country.
2. I'm allergic to cats.
3. Sometimes I walk over cars parked on sidewalks.

Was your country still communist when you were born, i forget how many decades you lived, the wall had fallen before i was out of the womb! You sometimes get drunk and drunk people walk over cars. Everyone else on this site except you seems to have cats, but you could just be like me and not have a cat without being allergic. But I'll go with 2.

1. My avatar looks exactly like me
2. My favorite character is Stan
3. I have never been outside of the US

I would say 1 is impossible unless you're a 2d cell shaded child but Niles and gta2005 avatars are so spot on for them it is at least possible. It's also possible to never leave a state let alone a country the size of the US. I'll flip a coin and go with 1?

1) I once pissed on the door of a cathedral
2) I still have a draw full of pokemon cards but never played with them, some of my decks are still unopened
3) I spent all night watching CSPAN once, and had popcorn with me while I did so
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:28 am

The correct answer is two. I said NEVER been a boat before. I've been on one plenty of times.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Mamont » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:54 pm

Unassumption wrote:
1. I once lived in a communist country.
2. I'm allergic to cats.
3. Sometimes I walk over cars parked on sidewalks.

Was your country still communist when you were born, i forget how many decades you lived, the wall had fallen before i was out of the womb! You sometimes get drunk and drunk people walk over cars. Everyone else on this site except you seems to have cats, but you could just be like me and not have a cat without being allergic. But I'll go with 2.

Correct.
I was born in '82.
I walk on cars sober. When they are parked so they take up the whole sidewalk.

Unassumption wrote:1) I once pissed on the door of a cathedral
2) I still have a draw full of pokemon cards but never played with them, some of my decks are still unopened
3) I spent all night watching CSPAN once, and had popcorn with me while I did so

2 and 3 sound like something you would have/do, so I'll go with 1.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Unassumption » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:33 pm

2 and 3 sound like something you would have/do, so I'll go with 1.

3 is the most 'me' thing in the world but that's why it's such an ingenious lie... I didn't have popcorn with it because I don't even like popcorn! 1 was because there were no toilets around and If I had to piss on something publicly might as well go all the way :U
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Mamont » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:24 pm

Alright! A harder one.
Which of woodland criters had never bitten me?

1) Baty the bat
2) Squirrely the squirrel
3) Hedgehogy the hedgehog
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:04 pm

I'm guessing batty the bat.

Here's an even harder one.

1. Hurf Durf.
2. Glurm Hnurm Hnurm.
3. A Derpy Derppity Derpy-Derp

Don't stress this one. It's very simple logic - if one doesn't seem right, it isn't.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Unassumption » Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:13 am

Hedgehogy the hedgehog because I didn't know they had teeth :I

Piptweek - Glurm Hnurm Hnurm.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:48 am

Unassumption wrote:Hedgehogy the hedgehog because I didn't know they had teeth :I

Piptweek - Glurm Hnurm Hnurm.


correct!

Meaning derived from pure nonsense - I love it.
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Re: Two truths and a lie

Postby Unassumption » Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:24 am

1) I piss in the sink or shower more than the toilet
2) I've been told I stood on the lunch table at school and pissed on everyone in range as a kid but I don't remember doing it
3) I once pissed in a cup and drank it just to know what piss tastes like, and liked it
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