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Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:11 pm
by Samathou
Wii fit man wrote:Back on topic, I was doing a worksheet for school while thinking about my cat. I ended up accidentally writing "cat" as one of the answers, and I turned it in like that.

It has already happened for me. :lol:
Happily I relize it just after, because if the teacher saw that...

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:21 pm
by Blue Twilight
I was demonstrating to my youth-fitness student how to do leg stretches with one of these resistance bands (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4 ... SL500_.jpg) and while the resistance band was being stretched to its maximum capacity, it rolled off of my shoe and smacked me in the face.

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:20 pm
by Kensuke
On numerous occasions, when I mean to wash my hands, I actually brush my teeth without realizing it.

Also, thanks WFM for your efforts on keeping my thread on topic.

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:37 am
by Pip Tweek
This one time, I took a pot of coffee the kind that percolates on an oven boiler, and poured myself a travel mug of boiling, searing hot coffee...

I bet you can all guess where this is going....

If you guessed boiling hot water making contact with flesh and scalding it, you were correct.

I poured the coffee into a travel mug, but I had trouble getting the lid on tight enough. I struggled for a few seconds and spilled about half of it on my wrist.

sheer agony. :cartmansopissedrightnow:

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:18 am
by BRMBug
zzyzx 1 wrote:I say F A I L in caps with spaces because on some monitors F A I L written like this: fail looks like F A L L; I wanted to show the word is F A I L, not F A L L

Dude, you need to like, change your resolution settings or get another monitor or something. You also thought that "NALL" was "NAIL". I can't imagine what other details you might be missing on that thing.

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:34 am
by Niels0827
zzyzx 1 wrote:I say F A I L in caps with spaces because on some monitors F A I L written like this: fail looks like F A L L; I wanted to show the word is F A I L, not F A L L


"CTRL" + "+"

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:54 am
by zzyzx 1
Asphyxiated Insanity wrote:I love how everyone ganged up on me because I was being a dick to Z/BC even though I was right about him.


F A I L

I am not BC; never have been. You are wrong AI :evil: You are not right about him :evil: :evil:

And you keep failing this very thread: list your biggest fail. So I will do it for you:

You keep acting like a retard claiming I am also someone else. FAIL! :cartmancop:

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:41 am
by BRMBug
(Let it go z. I know... just let it go. Anh! ...let it go.)

Blue Twilight wrote:I was demonstrating to my youth-fitness student how to do leg stretches with one of these resistance bands (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4 ... SL500_.jpg) and while the resistance band was being stretched to its maximum capacity, it rolled off of my shoe and smacked me in the face.

I volunteer to "kiss it better". :mrgreen:

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:51 am
by Niels0827
BRMBug wrote:(Let it go z. I know... just let it go. Anh! ...let it go.)

Blue Twilight wrote:I was demonstrating to my youth-fitness student how to do leg stretches with one of these resistance bands (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4 ... SL500_.jpg) and while the resistance band was being stretched to its maximum capacity, it rolled off of my shoe and smacked me in the face.

I volunteer to "kiss it better". :mrgreen:


Um, no. I was already in line for that. :mrgreen:

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:07 pm
by Pip Tweek
Niels0827 wrote:
BRMBug wrote:
Blue Twilight wrote:I was demonstrating to my youth-fitness student how to do leg stretches with one of these resistance bands (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4 ... SL500_.jpg) and while the resistance band was being stretched to its maximum capacity, it rolled off of my shoe and smacked me in the face.

I volunteer to "kiss it better". :mrgreen:


Um, no. I was already in line for that. :mrgreen:


Oooh! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:13 pm
by Wii fit man
Wii fit man wrote:ZZ=> BC

zzyzx 1 wrote:
F A I L; ZZ is NOT BC. Period.

I didn't say that... -_-

Samathou wrote:Oh my God, now I'm completely sure something is wrong. :shock:

zzyzx 1 wrote:
Yes, something is wrong. You brought up a thread that was already a week old. I was watching this thread without responding hoping it would go away. You brought it back. Why? The tread was over. Now it's back. I hate flame wars. :x AI started this by bringing up a year and a half post from someone else AND she F A I L E D to list her own biggest F A I L.

I enjoyed SPS and the people here except for AI who tries to start flamewars with me. Now Sam says that she is completely sure something is wrong. Sam is right. AI is trying to start for reasons of her own a flame war. Well, I don't care what the board does about this. I'm not playing into AI's stupid game. :x
Once again, if you hate flamewars, just ignore them. And for god's sake. Just say "fail". on most monitors, that doesn't look like "fall", and most people should be able to tell the difference. As I said before, calm down. Let people think what they want about you- it shouldn't have such an effect on you. You say you're not playing into "AI's stupid game", but by blowing up, you're just making it worse for yourself.

F A I L

I am not BC; never have been. You are wrong AI :evil: You are not right about him :evil::evil:

And you keep failing this very thread: list your biggest fail. So I will do it for you:

You keep acting like a retard claiming I am also someone else. FAIL! :cartmancop:

We heard you the first time.

I love how everyone ganged up on me because I was being a dick to Z/BC even though I was right about him.

You guys amaze me sometimes...


Huh? The only person that I see who's mad at you is Z.

Another fail: My friend asked me if I could do this weird jumping thing where you jump on this platform, and I said it was easy. I jumped up and it nailed me in the balls.

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:08 pm
by Blue Twilight
I'm sure anyone can relate to studying feverishly for an exam only to discover on test day that you studied all the wrong things :P I have done that many times.

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:51 pm
by Asphyxiated Insanity
zzyzx 1 wrote:Now that we are in between seasons, an autistic girl thinks it's fun to start a flamewar here on the board with me as the target.

Who gives you the fucking right to make fun of my disability? So fucking sorry I'm not normal like the rest of you assholes around here.

And no, I don't makes flamewars for shits and giggles, it's YOU who turns my posts into a flamewar because you make a big deal out of everything. You have no fucking idea how pissed off I am right now.

I'm only trying to protect you guys but no, you just think I'm a stupid paranoid bitch who makes flamewars just because she think it's hilarious.

I don't know even why I hang around this piece of fucking garbage-ass forum. I don't understand why I bothered making an account on here. I don't even fucking know anymore. But all I know is that I'm not even gonna bother coming back here for now on BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!!

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:08 pm
by Wii fit man
Asphyxiated Insanity wrote:
zzyzx 1 wrote:Now that we are in between seasons, an autistic girl thinks it's fun to start a flamewar here on the board with me as the target.

Who gives you the fucking right to make fun of my disability? So fucking sorry I'm not normal like the rest of you assholes around here.

And no, I don't makes flamewars for shits and giggles, it's YOU who turns my posts into a flamewar because you make a big deal out of everything. You have no fucking idea how pissed off I am right now.

I'm only trying to protect you guys but no, you just think I'm a stupid paranoid bitch who makes flamewars just because she think it's hilarious.

I don't know even why I hang around this piece of fucking garbage-ass forum. I don't understand why I bothered making an account on here. I don't even fucking know anymore. But all I know is that I'm not even gonna bother coming back here for now on BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!!

We really don't hate you, you know. In fact, quite a few of us share your misgivings- but even if we announced it to the whole world, what would that do? It wouldn't change anything.

Also, I really agree with your point about Zzyzx overreacting. Take a chill pill already, Z. -_-

Um...I thought I was sneaky, taking a video game out of the sealed box my parents put them in after I did badly in school. I reached through a hole in the duct tape. Then, about 5 feet from the box, I tripped, landed on the game, and it broke. :(

Re: Your biggest fail

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:41 pm
by That God Damn Moose
Once I was eating ramen. Then I started to laugh really hysterically at something and ramen came out my nose.



ZZ, with all do respect I didn't think you would go so far by using that autistic statement. Uhm, FAIL, perhaps?