Your biggest fail

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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby Kensuke » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:46 pm

I once locked myself outside of my house, first thing in the morning, while being home alone. I ended up breaking in by opening a low window with a screwdriver. We needed a new window....

That God Damn Moose wrote:Your thread isn't a failure, don't get your panties in a bunch.

I didn't say my thread is a failure, I'm telling everyone who keeps going off topic about that stupid little drama to shut the f*ck up. Don't tell me how to wear my panties.
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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:56 am

I cussed a kid out in the library....right in front of the librarian...

and I flirted with a cute guy at a burger stand...only to find that the burgers tasted like shit

Back off, snickerdick!
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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:05 am

I guess my real biggest fail would be not being able to get over my many successes.
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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby BRMBug » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:46 am

I slept right through the eclipse tonight. f*ck.
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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby canswer » Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:55 am

Okay, so when I was about seven or eight years old, my cousin threw a rock at my forehead and I got knocked out.Was sent to the emergency room and had to get 7 stitches. & I had to wear this ginormous ass bandage on my forehead.

I still have the scar, but luckily my forehead is covered with my bangs. :D
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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby BRMBug » Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:32 am


Sooo, I have this Sanyo boombox like the one in the Daft Punk video for Da Funk. It's clean, and I got it cheap. Only problem with it was the belts had dried and broken after years of sitting. I replaced them long ago and it's just sat around pretty much unused since then. I was getting ready to ebay it, when I decided to see if the microphone jacks worked by connecting my iPod to it since I don't have a mic handy... only I forgot to turn the volume down and I blew out some component of the left channel. Image Now there's constant static on it when I play a tape. Idk whether to attempt to fix it, or just cut my losses and sell it as is.

Also, I used my 45 of Tears For Fears' Everybody Wants to Rule the World to test 2 old portable player that I've gotten my hands on, and I think I may have messed up the left channel of one of the grooves on it. I get super staticy highs in the middle of the thing. I'm hoping a deep cleaning will help it.
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Re: Your biggest fail

Postby Big-Will » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:52 pm

Thread fail is the biggest fail

For the record, though BC and ZZ might both be Jews and might have had similar accidents in Jr. High woodshop, one of them moves to the Eastern U.S. and the other is still in California. One of them requested his profile be deleted after 8 months of posting, which it was; the other is still posting here three years later. Asphyxiated Insanity was wrong about ZZ.
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