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Kenny: we're standing at the park, guys

Alex: *takes a burrito from nowhere and eats it*

Sam: that was random

Alex: and so it is!

Sam: remember clyde liked tacos?

clyde: *off* if i had tacos i'd be so happy

Sam: wait, doesn't craig say that?

Alex: all the same

*a while later*

Sam: aaaaand we're about to vague out again

Alex: Dude. there's something messed up with our heads

Kenny: No sh*t, sherlock

Alex: I wonder if we remember anything when we vague out

Sam: No, remember that time when your dad beat the living sh*t out of Jason?

Alex: Topanga and Kyle must've blanked out from the trauma

Sam: Actually, they blanked and didn't remember anything. It was a coincident

Kenny: I wonder if they would react if i hurt one of them? They won't remember a single thing! Not even flinch

Alex: like what?

*Kenny kicks Kyle in the balls mighty hard*

Alex: Oh my god he didn't react!

*they look at Kyle and Alex looks at her watch*

Kenny: getting your balls kicked is pretty painful. to not even flinch when that happens, it makes me wonder. does he still have those gender hormones?

Sam: Kyle? Hello?

Alex: this is pretty funny. Getting your crotch kicked is painful but not as bad as a dude!

Sam: this could be really funny, to play around with this brain thing.

Kenny: like what?

Alex: lets put them in a tree? or put a cardboard box over their head

Sam: I know why Stan keeps disappearing. same with the others. They keep blanking more often than we do!

Kenny: Hm, makes sense

Alex: Let's go to the arcade and play video games until they come to

Sam: sure. Lemme just do this...

*sam makes Topanga flip off in front of her*

Kenny: Their expressions will be priceless!

Alex: Quick! They could come to any second

*they sprint to the arcade and start playin' games*


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*Random walks up to Kyle and Topanga*

random: Hey do you know where the-- Hay! Don;'y flip me off! Stop that! Why are you still doing that! Far out!

*storms off*

Topanga: *comes to* Uh, what?

Kyle: *blinks, doubles over in pain* OW!

Topanga: What happened?! *tries to help him*

Kyle: I don't know!

*Cartman looks their way and starts cracking up*

Cartman: The invisible force is after us!?

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Kenny: this is boring I wonder if they;ve come to?


Alex: hope so

*they walk back*

Sam: Oh wow! they responded, okey sh sh keep quiet about this one

Kenny: that was funny

*Screen switches off*


Alex: AHHH! I can't see anything!

Sam: where are you!

Alex: I can't hear you!

Sam: Where are WE!

*thud*

Kenny: AHHH! OUR WORLD FELL OUT OF EXISTENCE

Alex: BOB! DONT PRESS THAT DELETE BUTON!

*explosion, silence*

((Oh gosh, this is embarrassing, what's up, guys? Jesus, what happened? I'm so sorry, I've been neglecting this site, I'll g on it everyday from now on! Why did you shut off your players? I'll bring this sh*t back to life!))

*The screen turns back on. Alex, Sam and Kenny blink and look at each other*

Sam: Is it just me or is that there is serious lag in our thought processing?

Kenny: huh?

Sam: dude, you haven't spoken for.... *looks at calendar*

Kenny: Well, nor have you!

Alex: hey wasn't it pitch black for a while?

*they shrug*

*Topanga and Kyle are seen running towards the group, frantically shouting*

Topanga: Guys, guys, guys!

Kyle: Where were you???

Alex: I dunno, everything went pitch black, I couldn't hear or see anything, none of us could!

Kenny: I feel like I woke up from a coma

Alex: I have a feeling we won't have any more blackouts anymore

Kyle: Hopefully, we won't.

Topanga: Yeah, its almost September.

Kyle: And you know what that means.

Kenny: What does that mean??

Alex: That... it's my birthday?

Sam: wait, it's your birthday already?

Alex: Oh my god, do you know what this means?

Sam: you survived a whole year and didn't get cast aside?

Alex: No, september! something else

Kyle: *sighs and slaps a hand on his forehead in slight frustration* No! School, duh!

Topanga: *looks at him* Oh, you were talking about school, I was talking about all the new episodes of cartoons coming out.

Kyle: *covers face and groans in annoyance* Damn it, Topanga.

*Kenny starts cracking up*

Sam: Are you serious, Kenny?

Kenny: I am a changed person, everyone! i don't think everything perverted. What are you now? *taps Sam on the head* hmmmm?

Sam: Sorry, i thought you were implying some gross stuff

Alex: School? Really, last time i checked, we hardly went to school

Kenny: Shall we go to school, then?

Kyle: In a month or so. Yes, we never go to school, but that doesn't mean we-

Topanga: I FORGOT TO DO MY SUMMER HOMEWORK, OH GOD.

Kyle: *rubs ear* No, don't get summer homework. At least until high school or something.

Topanga: Thank the lord and savoir.

Kenny: So...... what now?

Alex: I dunno.

Sam: I am STARVING!

Kenny: I know how you feel. i am always starved

Sam: aren't you more starving than normal starving?

Kenny: Yeah

*Alex takes out gum and gives everyone, eats one*

Alex: not as filling

Topanga: *pockets gum, speaking up* I don't have money, but we can bug Jay to make us something or whatever?

Kyle: *does the same with the gum, shrugging* I thought she hates that.

Topanga: She does, but my mother's working, again, and drastic times call for drastic measures.