Role Play Thread

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:46 am

Third man: I just got a call from Miss Anne, and-

Second man: Shhh! Don't say who our employers are! That's con-fi-dential!

Third Man: S- sorry, boss.

Second man: Give us the stick.

Cartman: NEVER! *Grabs stick, eyes loose focus, starts writhing on the ground laughing*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:47 am

What's "jizz"? *completely clueless*

((Oh Kyle.))
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:48 am

Cartman!
*gets another stick nearby and bats the jizz stick off of him*
Stop that! Stop JIZZING ON US!
*swipes at the stick again*
LEGGO! LEGGO!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:49 am

It's spunk, dude.

Man 2: Get that stick away from that little boy! *Men with guns appear, Cartman is jizzing again*

Cartman: HAHA! Yay! Go clowny clown! *Gets stick knocked away* Wha- what?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:50 am

Sorry, dude
*swats Cartman over the head, knocking him out*
Take the stick! before he takes it!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:50 am

*grabs a nearby house's garden hose* He's getting white stuff all over himself! Ah, and its sticky! *sprays Cartman with water*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:51 am

*using the other stick, he rolls the jizz stick to the men*
Take it.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:52 am

*looks at stick* Why is it white!?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:53 am

*does a jacking it motion with fist*
That's why
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:53 am

Stan: Yeah, Kyle. *Repeats jacking-it motion*

*Man with walkie talkie calls them* Girls? We have it!

*Cartman jumps on guy holding stick* You can't take it! NEVER!

Man: AHH! Why is he so sticky?!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:54 am

*swats Cartman over and over again*
BAH!

(2.5 hrs. adios)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:57 am

((Are you sure its not 3.5? :lol:))

*looks digusted* THAT'S what that is!?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:59 am

Stan: Yeah, dude. I know. I know.

*Hummer arrives, three women in 19th century dress come out.*

Man 2: It's the Bronte Sisters! Writers of such classics as Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre!

Emily Bronte: *Waves* Hi kids!

Man 1: *Swats at Cartman: We- have argh- the Happiness, ma'ams!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:00 am

How do you even know this? *sees women waving at them, waves back* Hey. Do we know you?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:03 am

Emily Bronte: Do you know me? Do you know the wistful verses of the Acton siblings? The mournful windows blowing over the moors of Yorkshire to the sweet songs of the doomed love of Heathcliff?

Charlotte Bronte: The sorrow and the loss of the young girl crossing the sea to teach at the boarding school in France, the quiet gothic stone of the parsonage in the mists!

Anne Bronte: Oh the sorrowful life! Oh God! Oh wistful memories of dreary childhood!

Stan:..... What?!
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