Cartman: Mr. Garrison??
Mr. Garrison: Haah! Eric!
Cartman: You wanna be my friend?
Mr. Garrison: Oh, crap!
Cartman: That's cool, we can hang out. What do you wanna do first?
Mr. Garrison: Huh-uh, nothing! Nothing!
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"
"Pepper needs new shorts!"
"Joanie loves Chachi!"
"It's gotta be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays."