*1010: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy*

[nojo]

Nice.

Any hot kindergarten teachers want to complain about misrepresentation, please IM me for a personal consultation.

[kfgg]

I think the songs used when they were showing Ike with the teacher is what did it for me. Perfect choices.

Also good to see nothing has really changed between Stan & Kyle since the gun incident. Same old same old.

I cannot stress enough how the way they were saying "nice" irritates me. I know 2 people who do that all the time when I'm talking to them and it just drives me out of it.

The ending was forced but I'm glad Ike didn't jump.

[cartman'sbitch]

The angry Ike expression was freaking hilarious!

[Stivot]

HA ahahahhahahahaha hahahahahha HA ah

This is freakin halarious, it probably only makes sense if youve watched dog the bounty hunter on E "watch out theve got bear mace" Rofl

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

Nice.

Any hot kindergarten teachers want to complain about misrepresentation, please IM me for a personal consultation.

Naw uh! Forget Nojo! =O
@ Hot Misrepresented School Teachers: I'm 5'3" and wear a size 14 boys. I look good in boxers. My fat to muscle ratio is 12, that's average for a guy! I've been mistaken for a fourteen year old. Considering your choice in partners, I'm sure the pen0r size ain't what it's about, am I right? Ignore the boobies aim me k-thanks!

Yeah... this episode has sadly rekindled my school teacher fantasies. *le sigh*

I don't blame Ike for being pissed at Kyle. I think Kyle was right in what he said... and Ike was right for not jumping. (Sorry teachers, that's a little too far.) And maybe the teacher was insane... But-but damn! He had a good thing!

[MarkusFarkus]

BETH, CARTMAN'S BITCH!!

I had to rewind the tivo to watch the whole last act of the episode because I couldn't stop laughing at the sight of Beth, aka Cartman's Bitch. That has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. This short thing waddling along there, with boobs up to her eyes, her little arms sticking out, spraying people with bear mace...what planet did she come from?

I was just waiting for her to try and say something. I know she's gotta sound all muffled up like Kenny. But I'm glad she didn't, I might have snorted my gut out my nose.

I need to see more of Cartman's Bitch! I need Cartman's Bitch icons! Please bring her back again!

[cartman'sbitch]

Here I am! tee hee

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

Here I am! tee hee

Oh wow! LOL. I bet you're happy tonight, considering your screen name.

[Big-Will]

Wow I did not see Ike coming

...nor did I. :

[MarkusFarkus]

CARTMAN'S BITCH!!

As soon as I posted that I realized there had to be someone here with that name!

You must have loved that!

[cartman'sbitch]

I can't wait to see it again, because I hadn't thought of it until you wrote it. I'll savor it next time around.

[MarkusFarkus]

I gotta give up the love to Cartman's Bitch! Just looking at her I knew I'd have a new favorite character. I'm still laughing just thinking about her. All she has to do is stand there.

Can anyone find a picture of her? I'm gonna see what I can dig up but my PC isn't able to capture from video or anything.

Beth, Cartman's Bitch! I want you! Ooh la la! 23 Skidoo!

I gotta watch that again.

And cartman'sbitch, you are gonna get some attention now!

[cartman'sbitch]

Of course she is er I am you're favorite character I wear leather and my big boobs cover my face so you don't have to listen to me nag at your hairy ass (thinking cartman)

[MarkusFarkus]

Well, it doesn't take Freud to figure that one out, right?

At-tas...AT-TAS!!!

I hear when she's not working for The Dawg she works as a wet nurse for midget babies.

[Nadine81]

Nice... . I really liked this episode.

My highlight was- of course- Cartman´s behavior through the entire episode.
It was so funny that he was so obsessed with the hall pass..."It´s like a hall pass doesn´t even matter to her"

I felt a little bit sorry for Butters although I saw it coming that he would become one of Cartman´s victims.
I guess this whole episode shows clearly what Cartman does when he gets authority.

My second highlight was the fact that the kid was IKE. I hadn´t expecet that! But I guess it´s very typical for South Park to take an issue and exaggerate it. So that was cool too.

My third highlight were the policemen and the fact that they didn´t take it seriously.

Favorite quotes:
"Has she performed oral sex with him?"
"I think so"
"What´s the crime?"
"The crime is she isn´t doing it with me"

I think they made a very good point here: if an attractive WOMAN abuses children, some people think it´s not as terrible as it would be if it was a MAN.

There was one thing that bothered me: last week Stan pointed at Kyle with the gun. And this week he doesn´t even react when Kyle tells him about the teacher and his brother. What´s the matter with him ?