triplemultiplex wrote:By this time tomorrow, all doubts about Cartman's homosexuality will be removed. We should've seen this coming. Cartman's been eyeing up Butters' dong since "Proper Condom Use". This caps a long gay streak from Cartman:
Getting anal probed by aliens
Shoving things up his ass in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Murmurring in his sleep about his Uncle Jesse molesting him
As mention, checking out Butters' junk while he put on a condom
Getting those free seamen from that guy Ralph in an alley
The way he enjoyed his rectal exam in Cancelled
Making out with a Justin Timberlake cutout
Offering to perform oral on Mel Gibson
I think tomorrow will remove any lingering remnants of heterosexuality. Cartman is Gay!
Also, in Fat Butt and Pancake Head, all of the Ben Affleck spooge, that'll be hard to forget.
I wonder if this fact will be picked up in this ep, or will the past be conveniently forgotten?
Set him alight and he'll be toasty for the rest of his life.
squigbomb wrote:Oh, and just to add...
Cartman is so far back in the closet he's in f*cking Narnia!
I can't wait to see this one. It's going to kick a-...well, its going to kick. I think Cartman is gay. Just to add to the lists of gayness-
Cow days- offered 'sucky sucky' to some dude.
Fun with veal- got Kyle to kiss his ass
Make love not warcraft- Asks Clyde "Voulez vous couche avec moi".
Faith+1- some very iffy lyrics about jesus there...
But remember Cartman has shown ALOT of signs of sexual and gender confusion. He showed interest in Wendy so he has at least some interest in women, its just that women seem far less important to him then say money or food.
He could easily turn out to be bi-sexual and would lean towards women. Butters however seems very straight and is just caught up in another one of Cartman's cruel jokes.
But then again... it is just a cartoon.
triplemultiplex wrote:Were's Mewster when you need him?
Don't you remember? He's done with this place. lol!
This episode looks kick fncking ass!
P.s. If Cartman is gay, there is nothing wrong with that. I mean, some of you like the cock and I don't have anything against you guys, so let's all hold hands.
iceiwynd wrote:I'm a bit curious to see how they're gonna play this out, since nine-year-olds aren't really "anything" yet. (And most of the examples you guys are listing are just Cartman being naive. o__O)
It's not that many of us think Cartman is all that gay. Many of us just want some sort of poetic justice in retaliation for his constant hatred of Stan/Kyle.
It's a win-win for me. If it strengthens the gay case, then I cheer as it affirms the above. If it weakens it, then I cheer. Reason? If Cartman isn't gay, then Stan sure as hell isn't and people who say Stan is gay afterwards can go blow a load.
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