*1106: D-Yikes!*

[deputy_fife111]

This sounds like a decent episode certainly not a great episode. Its nice how they are starting to incorporate some other characters in these episodes after it was mostly cartman episodes to start with.

Story A: Mrs. garrison trying to find a woeman/man

Story B: The kids having to deal with all of there homework

[cactuswolf1983]

Yes!!! This sounds awesome!! I love "Mrs" Garrison episodes! And they're making fun of dykes!! Yeah!!! Serves them right!!! This episode sounds like it will be awesome....I can't wait!

[dark_kirby7777]

"In this episode Mrs.Garrison is really depressed because "she" is all alone. "She" tries going to bar after bar to try and pick up at least some drunk guys but doesn't find anyone. Then "she" acciedentally goes into a gay bar and then gets hit on by a few women. "She" then realizes that "she" is a lesbian. "She" hooks up with woman named Patrica Sammon (the female version of the president of the Log Cabin Republicans). Patrica gets Mrs.Garrison to join the Log Cabin Republicans. Later Mrs.Garrison askes Patrica to marry "her" but Patrica turns her down because she doesn't believe in gay marriage. Mrs. Garrison calls her a hypocrite or whatever and they break up.
There are two ways this episode can end:
1. Mrs.Garrison stays a lesbian but is now alone.
2. Mrs.Garrison becomes "straight" again but is still alone.

Please tell me what you think. I think this would make a really funny episode and a perfect chance to rip of the Log Cabin Republicans. I think this would make a good episode because lately Mrs.Garrison hasn't really been anything but a side gag except in Go God Go and if "she" becomes a lesbian then it would give you new dirrection to go with "her"."

If they did use this pitch they probably changed it alot (Thank god). The whole log cabin republican thing was something at the last momment kind of thing. I just couldnt think of a further plot story other than Mrs. Garrison becomes a lesbian.

[UnkieHerb]

So Garrison is gonna go from a closeted gay man to an outed gay man to a homophobic woman to a lesbian? Huh. Ah well, hopefully this'll be a good ep. Garrison ones usually are.

[DevilAngel16]

I saw a commercial for this episode last night. :D Now, obviously I don't have it memorized verbatim, but here's the gist of it:

Announcer: On Wednesday...
[cuts to Ms. Garrison storming angrily into the room. She throws her books on the desk.]
Ms. Garrison: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE f*ck UP!
[Then she pounds the desk with her fist, and some papers go flying.]
Stan: Uh-oh. [He says something else after that, but I can't remember what it was. ><]
[Ms. Garrison is now all up in his face.]
Ms. Garrison: DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK, SUGAR TITS?!
Stan [he's now all scared XD]: No, ma'am.

...And no, I didn't make up 'sugar tits'. She really did say that. O_o (Unless I misheard it, which I doubt.)

Can't wait to see this tomorrow. :D

[Kezza84]

Anyone know how long it takes the UK to catch up???

[swellman7]

Not very much info. But I usually like Mrs. Garrison, so it should be good.

And what's up with "D-yikes"? Dikes, perhaps?

I think that the title is clearly a referance to dikes. If you say it real fast it even sounds like dikes.

Does any know how many episodes are left in this run?

Two more including this one.

[M00ndragon69]

Oh really? Because I like girls and I don't find the title offensive..Infact I find it funny. LOL..

you dont remember me? shame

Oh, I remember you pretty well. LOL. So, how long are your gonna hang around and make an ass of yourself this time? LOL.

[Big-Will]

Does any know how many episodes are left in this run?

Next Wednesday marks the last episode for Spring.

[iceiwynd]

Announcer: On Wednesday...
[cuts to Ms. Garrison storming angrily into the room. She throws her books on the desk.]
Ms. Garrison: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE f*cki][/i]UCK UP!
[Then she pounds the desk with her fist, and some papers go flying.]
Stan: Uh-oh. [He says something else after that, but I can't remember what it was. ><]
[Ms. Garrison is now all up in his face.]
Ms. Garrison: DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK, SUGAR TITS?!
Stan [he's now all scared XD]: No, ma'am.

... I am officially so much more excited. (Sugar tits. XDD Homg.) Thanks, Ali! This... ahh, I'm totally excited/cannot wait for tomorrow night.

[BRMBug]

Does any know how many episodes are left in this run?

Next Wednesday marks the last episode for Spring.

[DevilAngel16]

Announcer: On Wednesday...
[cuts to Ms. Garrison storming angrily into the room. She throws her books on the desk.]
Ms. Garrison: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE f*cki][/i]UCK UP!
[Then she pounds the desk with her fist, and some papers go flying.]
Stan: Uh-oh. [He says something else after that, but I can't remember what it was. ><]
[Ms. Garrison is now all up in his face.]
Ms. Garrison: DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK, SUGAR TITS?!
Stan [he's now all scared XD]: No, ma'am.

... I am officially so much more excited. (Sugar tits. XDD Homg.) Thanks, Ali! This... ahh, I'm totally excited/cannot wait for tomorrow night.

No prob. I felt the need to post it for some reason, since I thought it was a funny commercial.

Gah. I'm excited too.

[203177]

I don't know how to stop posting my username
sugar tits? hahahaha that sounds soooo funny I can't wait either to see it I can't wait for the part when mrs garrison lashes out at the kids!.

[Lonely_Jew]

I noticed that Stanley is all slumped down in his seat before Garrison storms into the room. I wonder what's up there? Maybe just Garrison being an ass, or maybe something else?

Hmm . . .

Sounds like a good one. I always love the Mrs./Mr. Garrison episodes, because he's such a hilarious character. I hope this one is as good as the other ones-- I'm predicting that it will be.

[GarrisonisSmithsFather]

Ah a new Garrison episode hope s/he/it shows balls like the early seasons and speaks his mind no regaurd for consequenses. Ever since his sex change hes been PMSing and not funny. So now it looks like Garrison is going for women? hmm with his stance on homosexuality maybe this will be what sends him back to his masculine body and the return of Mr.Hat. Imagine if he was part of the Brady Bunch..He'd do.... Bobby, Peter, Greg, Cindy, Jann, Marsha, Mike, Carol, Tiger(Elephant and a Pig) and Alice! I have to give the creators props. never before in the history of television was a character as dynamic as X Garrison.