Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

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Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

Postby JVM » Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:04 pm

Every couple seasons, South Park kills off another recurring character - it's a clear pattern. Ms. Crabtree, Chef, the Mayor's Aide, Pip, Clyde's mom, Satan, Terrance Mephesto in theory, and now Jason White. Kenny, Jesus and Ned were all intended to be killed off permanently and granted reprieves in later episodes. There's some spottier examples with characters who appeared in multiple episodes, but only during a single season, like Mr. Takiyama in s15, and some characters retired but not killed off yet, like Barbrady.

They're fictional characters and caring about their well-being is stupid and childish, as I have repeatedly learned, so let me ask: who do you think should be killed off next? Who is relevant enough to gain a shock value emotional reaction from you but not relevant enough to actually matter? I mean, that kind of describes most of the show, but let's pick the question apart anyway.
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Re: Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

Postby JamesPolo » Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:57 pm

I'll guess...

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Re: Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

Postby Milo Vonnegut » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:52 am

What about Bebe?
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Re: Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

Postby nwt000 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:54 am

I feel like Trey and Matt might sacrifice Scott Malkinson to make some point about health care in America or the effects of diabetes in the near future.
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Re: Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

Postby Big-Will » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:11 am

Towelie, once Randy moves on from his marijuana phase.
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Re: Character Death: Who Will Be Next?

Postby Israelite Wolfman » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:59 am

Dildo Shwagins. He needs some screentime. Even as/in a Non-Speaking role/cameo.

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